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ti zhang

@solarizedtitanium.gg
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any | staff site reliability engineer|roots in SWE | Daoist,artist,writer,musician,complex systems thinker | soft,like the ocean is soft.gentle,like the sun could be gentle | www.nombiezinja.com | married, not poly | parent | formerly @zerochilltea

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ti zhang @solarizedtitanium.gg · 03/10/2026
i stopped reading Nana 20 years ago when i realized Ai Yazawa was never gonna let Osaki and Komatsu be a lesbian couple 😤
fan made desk top wallpaper of Nana, komatsu nana on left osaki nana on right
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ti zhang @solarizedtitanium.gg · 02/10/2026
the worst 2 days of shitting i’ve ever had was from noro virus i prob caught it from a seafood platter i ate in a bad area in paris.i didnt realize it was noro until reading about it a yr later my point is these texts mean absolutely nothing & ppl who think it does are worth less than noro shit
new york times reports victim texted man “at the end of the day non of the sexual stuff illegal” after he said “i just wanted to apologize for how things went down”
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ti zhang @solarizedtitanium.gg · 02/10/2026
i haven’t said anything about the cornell thing cuz like, nothing to add to the convo everything i’m thinking has already been said but i could add to the discourse with this lovely interpretive dance
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ti zhang @solarizedtitanium.gg · 27/09/2026
sorry i didn’t do the dishes i was holding hands with a very large cat
6 mini photos of a very large cat three of them is me holding his hand
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ti zhang @solarizedtitanium.gg · 24/09/2026
it’s over for these hoes cuz i fixed my hair and i shaved my eyebrows and i’ve abandoned all makeup at this point it’s such a waste of time
me with purple and pink hair me with purple and pink hair and bald head on both sides but also behind too but u can’t see also i shaved my eyebrows again
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ti zhang @solarizedtitanium.gg · 20/09/2026
hey this vancouver web dev/game dev www.linkedin.com/in/armanabadi just saved someone from being held up at knife point! what a cool person, apparently he’s looking for work. if anyone has opportunities yall should reach out! plz share!
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ti zhang @solarizedtitanium.gg · 18/09/2026
ok so i did not play diablo i did calligraphy instead. anyways, what im trying to say is nostalgia is awesome but there is such a point where it turns into rumination and we are indulging our puella/puer aeterna/aeternus(eternal youth, Jung concept built upon by his colleague, von Franz)
photo of calligraphy i am writing the first chapter of Dao De Jing
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ti zhang @solarizedtitanium.gg · 17/09/2026
screenshot of first page of https://arxiv.org/pdf/2604.08407 which is a pdf and a good read title is your agent is mine: measuring malicious intermediary attacks on the LLM supply chain
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ti zhang @solarizedtitanium.gg · 12/09/2026
what is up my people i just removed the majority of the hair on my scalp and now im both happier and colder
me but i don’t have a lot of hair left cept on the top of my scalp
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ti zhang @solarizedtitanium.gg · 10/09/2026
some guy yelled racial attacks at me on the bus when i decided to get between him and another person of colour he was verbally assaulting, but 15 minutes of yelling didn’t even raise my heart rate past my normal relaxation zone and the barista made me a cute bunny latte art so who’s winning really
screenshot of health tracker saying i was relaxed cute bunny art on matcha latte some guy giving me the middle finger on the bus (while he was yelling shitty things)
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ti zhang @solarizedtitanium.gg · 08/09/2026
taking a break from life stuff to catch up on tech news then taking break from that terrible stuff to catch up on politics then realizing it’s chores time but at least now i can ruminate on everything terrible while i do chores
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ti zhang @solarizedtitanium.gg · 07/09/2026
today near Granville Island abandoned rail tracks, two scenes that make perfect for short narrative writing prompts
a water pot on top of a wooden post with a jacket in the distance under granville bridge near the abandoned rail tracks  a visibility cone, some abandoned rails and concrete, two jackets, one of them is a fuzzy brown one that looks newish and is sitting as if a person had just wiggled out of it and walked away dazedly but freely
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ti zhang @solarizedtitanium.gg · 04/09/2026
mydialect.us/quiz-standar... whaddya know i, a canadian, am actually from florida (also heads up some of these questions got some isms stuff going on especially the extended ones which has one that goes “chinese fire drill” for poor driving)
Your dialect map
Redder areas talk more like you; bluer areas least.

You talk most like someone from Florida — about 48% of your answers match a typical resident.

MYDIALECT — STANDARD
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ti zhang @solarizedtitanium.gg · 29/08/2026
this is a lesson that took me many incidents to learn: stop expecting others to function on passion the way you do, it’s absolutely unfair and makes assumption of excellence itself being possible only as a result of passion (blurring out frd i replied to in case ppl disagree & get mean)
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ti zhang @solarizedtitanium.gg · 28/08/2026
also i did basic plumbing stuffs and i finally am allowed by dr to lift again so my arm is getting back there please applaud
me w big arms and i’m holding a tool
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ti zhang @solarizedtitanium.gg · 28/08/2026
spent 30min following a tutorial to make this to gift a family friend and i gotta say acrylic markers are wonderful
photo of an acrylic marker drawing of blue sky, fluffy clouds, and blue waves. caption means “the ocean includes all”
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ti zhang @solarizedtitanium.gg · 14/08/2026
ah i love me some p q therefore q p logical fallacy esp when ppl are doing it to sell some courses
photo of GenAI Works’s post on linkedin comparing linux kernel creator’s single monitor set up w some poor random guy’s multi monitor set up implying some false equation of abilities u can deduct from number of monitors
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ti zhang @solarizedtitanium.gg · 10/08/2026
i got a muscle shirt and they are right it does make ur arms look huge i will be buying ten more of these everybody plz applaud thank u i haven’t lifted properly in months cuz surgery recovery etc but i havent lost all my guns so yay
me in a white muscle shirt my arm big me in muscle shirt my arm big and i flex
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ti zhang @solarizedtitanium.gg · 03/07/2026
TIL www.carlsfriends.net very wholesome
You can get free sourdough from the actual Oregon Trail! Send an envelope with stamps/cash enough to mail it back and they'll send you the dried starter. Carl Griffith's family had been maintaining it for 150yrs and after his death volunteers have continued in his honour at CarlsFriends.net
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ti zhang @solarizedtitanium.gg · 01/07/2026
ah while i do have debian for some stuff this isn’t my screenshot, original post here and im translating the joke i made in the comments
screenshot of xhs comment section where i make the same joke as the main post and there is a sticker and it’s a funny little guy with bunny ears being funny. also there is a reply guy in the comment. last comment says not sure which is more powerful, the command or the sticker
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ti zhang @solarizedtitanium.gg · 30/06/2026
i’m gonna lay myself on the shoulders for not losing my shit and full on reverting to university era ti cuz of this season diablo 4. today is the last day of the season i did not cancel my healthcare and social plans to stay at home and play games i did appointment met friend did errands made dinner
my diablo character seasonal rogue paragon 179 torment vii im dressed like sylvanas from world of warcraft my diablo character seasonal rogue paragon 179 torment vii im dressed like sylvanas from world of warcraft and i have a horde flag
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ti zhang @solarizedtitanium.gg · 29/06/2026
me to child: u need to do better cable management child: me: child: me: do i as i say not as i do (me, doing cable management myself: )
crying cat biting a cable
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ti zhang @solarizedtitanium.gg · 29/06/2026
if you see this on linux and realize ur system has been infiltrated by some chinese guy named Sun Jun don’t panic it’s just me, i’m Sun Jun send me 20 dollars in bitcoin or i will rm -rf all ur shit
last login: Sun Jun 21 11:5
welcome to debian GNU/Linux
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ti zhang @solarizedtitanium.gg · 25/06/2026
disney on ice disney off ice
disney on ice poster captioned disney on icephoto of team disney building d23 captioned disney office
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ti zhang @solarizedtitanium.gg · 21/06/2026
i’m too old to be tripping while walking and scraping my knee but today the city said no u are not
pothole on street with a cone sticking out from it but it’s not super obvious?
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ti zhang @solarizedtitanium.gg · 20/06/2026
happy Duanwu! (no i dont want to call it dragon boat festival it's kind of diminishing) different parts of china celebrates it differently!
Historical Roots & Cultural Fusion

Harbin’s Duanwu celebrations go back over a thousand years. During the Jurchen (Jin Dynasty) era, people held horseback archery contests. Under the Manchu Qing Dynasty, dragon boat racing and zongzi (sticky rice dumplings) became popular. Later, with the influx of migrants from central China (“Chuang Guandong”) and Western influences in the early 20th century, Harbin added picnicking and camping to the mix. Today, locals regard Duanwu as one of the three most important festivals, alongside Spring Festival and Mid-Autumn Festival.

 Harbin’s Unique Duanwu Customs

1. The "Sleepless Night" by the Songhua River
Unlike most cities where festivities start on the morning of Duanwu, Harbin kicks off the night before. Families and friends gather along the banks of the Songhua River on the evening of the 5th day of the 5th lunar month. They stay up all night – singing, dancing, playing cards, setting off fireworks, and enjoying street food. It’s a massive outdoor carnival that transforms the riverfront into a sea of laughter and lights.

2. Early Morning "Spring Outing" (Taqing)
At dawn on Duanwu day, everyone goes for a traditional walk in the fresh morning dew. This is called taqing (stepping on green). In Harbin, people head to the riverbank, parks like Sun Island, or nearby hills. The belief is that walking through dew at sunrise washes away bad luck and brings good health for the coming year.
3. Washing Face with River Water
Many locals scoop up Songhua River water at daybreak to wash their faces and hands. It’s thought to cleanse the body of evil spirits and prevent summer illnesses – a practical custom in the city’s humid summer climate.

4. Collecting Mugwort (Artemisia)
People pick fresh mugwort (艾蒿) early in the morning and hang it over their doors or tuck it behind their ears. In Harbin, it’s common to see entire families cycling or walking to the suburbs to gather wild mugwort, which is believed to repel insects and ward off evil.

5. Five-Colored Threads & Perfume Pouches
Children (and many adults) wear five-colored silk threads on their wrists, ankles, and necks. These are kept on until the first rainfall, when they’re thrown into water to carry away disease. Sachets filled with aromatic herbs are also worn – a custom especially popular in Harbin’s Russian-influenced old town, where you’ll find beautifully embroidered pouches blending Chinese and European designs.
6. Food with a Local Twist

· Zongzi – Glutinous rice wrapped in reed leaves, with sweet fillings like red bean paste or dates (savory ones are less common here).
· Boiled eggs – Hard-boiled eggs (often dyed red) are a must. In Harbin, people have a playful tradition of "egg fighting" – tapping eggs against each other; the one whose shell doesn’t crack is the winner, symbolizing strength.
· Cold noodles and beer – Thanks to Russian influence, many families enjoy a picnic with Harbin’s famous sausage, bread, and locally brewed beer alongside traditional festive foods.

7. Dragon Boat Racing (with a Northern Flair)
Despite the cold climate, Harbin holds dragon boat races on the Songhua River. The boats are brightly decorated, and the races are accompanied by drumming and cheering. Unlike southern China, where racing is more competitive, here it’s often a festive community spectacle with a mix of amateur teams.

8. Camping & Outdoor Picnics
Because Harbin summers are short and pleasant, Duanwu weekend is seen as the perfect start to outdoor season. Thousands of families set up tents along the riverbanks, barbecue, and spend the whole day outdoors – a tradition borrowed from early 20th-century Russian expats, making Harbin’s Duanwu feel like a cheerful blend of Chinese ritual and Western leisure.

Harbin’s Duanwu is less solemn and more festive than in many other Chinese cities. It’s a night-long riverside party, a dawn nature walk, a herb-gathering adventure, and a picnic feast – all wrapped in ancient wishes for health, luck, and community. The city’s multicultural history (Chinese, Manchu, Russian) gives it a distinctive character that you won’t find anywhere else in China.
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ti zhang @solarizedtitanium.gg · 14/06/2026
so this guy went viral for teaching women how to do expression management for the camera (he works at a photography studio) and here’s me following along because clearly i am also very good at it duh
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ti zhang @solarizedtitanium.gg · 02/06/2026
that’s such a coincidence why does ur cat look exactly the same as my cat????
four photos of orange cat being petted and looking very content against a lilac blanket
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ti zhang @solarizedtitanium.gg · 30/05/2026
sup
me, a software engineer, very close to the camera and the photo is captioned software engineer me, a software engineer, standing far from the mirror and taking a photo so i’m very far from the viewer of the photo 

the photo is captioned software enginfar
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ti zhang @solarizedtitanium.gg · 29/05/2026
i shared this photo of a beautiful butterfly with the chats and everyone liked it, the beautiful butterfly photo, that is
a stick of butter in the sky

butter fly

butterfly
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ti zhang @solarizedtitanium.gg · 18/05/2026
www.askbaize.com/blog/linux-c... Liz was like where is ur index tell ppl what they should expect to read i was like but i was soooo sick of it by the end of writing this <_> and i felt sooooo lazy that's why i wrote it and didn't structure it well or promote it well lmao but here u go, a preview!
Index

What Happened
  Copy Fail, CVE-2026-31431
    Copy Fail Plain English
    Copy Fail Technical Explanation
    Copy Fail Disclosure
  Dirty Frag, CVE-2026-43284 + CVE-2026-43500
    Dirty Frag Plain English
    Dirty Frag Technical Explanation
    Dirty Frag Disclosure
  io_uring ZCRX Freelist OOB Write, CVE-2026-43121
    io_uring ZCRX Freelist OOB Write Plain English
    io_uring ZCRX Freelist OOB Write Technical Explanation
    io_uring ZCRX Freelist OOB Write Disclosure

Embargo and Disclosure Etiquette in the Age of LLMs
  What's an Embargo
  Soo Are We Just Skipping Embargoes Now?

Impact and Practical Exploitation Scenarios
  Copy Fail Practical Exploitation Scenario
  Dirty Frag Practical Exploitation Scenario
  io_uring ZCRX Freelist OOB Write Practical Exploitation Scenario

Ok Now I'm Scared, What Do We Do?
  Immediate Fire-Fighting
    Apply Recommended Mitigations With Caution
      Dirty Frag Mitigations
      Copy Fail Mitigations
      io_uring ZCRX Freelist OOB Write Mitigations
    This is Not a Time to Try New Things
  Next Steps: House Security Hygiene and Disaster Response
    Revisit Incident Response and Disaster Processes
    Regular Audits of Important Stuff
    Stay Alert and be Prepared

#hugops is for Everyone (Yes that Includes You)

Further Resources
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ti zhang @solarizedtitanium.gg · 15/05/2026
i’m just trying to relax with some diablo4 plz just lemme do stuffs the new expansion lore is extremely fucking racist man of course the demon in man’s skin looks like asian jesus also neyrelle getting plot deviced i just wanna game i don’t wanna get racismed non stop and be reminded of that shit
photo of cutscene from diablo4 new expansion it’s mephisto pretending to be new jesus or something and he looks asian
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ti zhang @solarizedtitanium.gg · 14/05/2026
cuz we are in linux doodoo land right now just be careful with stuff. with a steamdeck don't run random GitHub setup scripts, cheat loaders, and game optimizers packs the same way you’d treat unsigned .exe files on windows. Valve hasn't shipped a specific public public patch for DIrty Frag yet
This is Not a Time to Try New Things

I said this to my partner and they were like "saying this in the year of our lord AI is pretty funny". Head nod to friend Xe's advice for not installing new software. If you must you must, just know this is a very bad time. I kind of feel like the security landscape right now is akin to a club with very dirty bathooms and people who don't wash their hands, we really don't know what's going on anymore.
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ti zhang @solarizedtitanium.gg · 12/05/2026
being neurodivergent is funny sometimes i read a book in two hours and make really smart thoughts but most times i spill drinks all over myself and trip over flat ground and buy the same thing twice in two weeks how can someone be so smart and so stupid at the same time plz i just want some peace
me looking stupid and smart at the same time i’m standing in front of pink rhododendrons and my hair match my hoodie and the sky (blue)
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ti zhang @solarizedtitanium.gg · 11/05/2026
happy mother’s day to all the mothers who always look mildly concerned
brutalism building slab and green trees against blue sky person (me) with periwinkle hair, vaporwave themed clothing colours standing outside near trees looking slightly concerned
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ti zhang @solarizedtitanium.gg · 11/05/2026
annoyed at anthropic’s not so subtle branding of claude as having some kind of soul and passing their research off in popular language arena as neuroscience eg paper published calls it “explanations” transformer-circuits.pub/2026/nla/ but on x they use the word “think”
New Anthropic research: Natural Language
Autoencoders.
Models like Claude talk in words but think in numbers. The numbers—called activations— encode Claude's thoughts, but not in a language we can read.
Here, we train Claude to translate its activations into human-readable text.
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ti zhang @solarizedtitanium.gg · 10/05/2026
my orange cat son peacemaker sitting with his legs to the side and upper part of his body up and he is staring at the camera and he is questioning your motives
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ti zhang @solarizedtitanium.gg · 09/05/2026
me to my cat son: plz get off the table u need to behave it’s mother’s day weekend
loafing orange cat on a cardboard throne staring at camera
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ti zhang @solarizedtitanium.gg · 08/05/2026
bsky.app/profile/polo... relevant
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Thousands of Vibe-Coded Apps Expose Corporate and Personal Data on the Open Web
Companies like Lovable, Base44, Replit, and Netlify use Al to let anyone build a web app in seconds-and in thousands of cases, spill highly sensitive data onto the public internet.
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ti zhang @solarizedtitanium.gg · 07/05/2026
welp the cats have gone and done it, they have finally tricked us into feeding them dinner twice
orange cat looking at camera with curious eyes on a psychedelic blankieorange cat playing with black cat u cant see black cat face only orange cat stare at camera u can see black cat toe beans
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ti zhang @solarizedtitanium.gg · 06/05/2026
this one is one of us he is in IT. there are more. highly educated, sophisticated men. electrical engineers, robotics, phds. drugging ppl on their life. here is a xhs post with summaries xhslink.com/o/2Dv6UrKPUzU
linkedin page of Dapeng Zhang and his picture 
in frankfurt germany 
IT manager for lotus
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ti zhang @solarizedtitanium.gg · 05/05/2026
this is what my kid looked like when they watched me eat a cabbage like an apple
very puzzled looking stick figure drawing
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ti zhang @solarizedtitanium.gg · 03/05/2026
Chin Chou?? really?? it’s the year of baby jesus 2026 and u gonna make a follow up movie about girl power and fashion and offend the biggest sector of fashion spenders lmao just call me a fucking slur out loud with your chest voice and be done with it
screw cap of devil wears prada 2 with east asian best friend side kick wearing hair clips and glasses looking like a stereotype
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ti zhang @solarizedtitanium.gg · 03/05/2026
place your trust and your joy accordingly when interacting with AI full video also available here vt.tiktok.com/ZS9H3dM5Y/
so interact with AI as what it is: a forever junior employee with massive computational power but a tendency to forget, takes the best-looking notes but not the best notes, and can’t truly learn from these notes, an end goal to get it done, yes men with unlimited access to data, inability to distinguish right from wrong other than what syntax dictates
与AI互动时记住它是什么:永远无法成长的初级员工,计算能力强大但容易遗忘,记起笔记来好看对于好用并且不会真正学习,唯一的目标是完成任务,只会满嘴说对的马屁精,虽然可以搜索无限的数据却除了句法表面意义以外无法分清是非对错。
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ti zhang @solarizedtitanium.gg · 03/05/2026
i’m tired of pithy truisms having more impact than they deserve and i don’t have the energy for discourse so here’s a photo of my cat nimbus asking u to self examine
black cat next to a wide leaf plant staring straight into the camera
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ti zhang @solarizedtitanium.gg · 26/04/2026
a very nice man working at local independent bookstore approached me gently & asked me if i needed help.he had book recommendations & earnestly added “if u r seeking young adult romance then i am not ur guy”. i upsettily bought a paper copy of crime and punishment (i already own the electronic copy)
person in black cyberpunkish outfit with edc type carry bags person with lilac hair reading crime and punishment on a patio with nice sunshine it’s outdoors
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ti zhang @solarizedtitanium.gg · 20/04/2026
i want a different name for the dead bug i’m telling u it does not inspire confidence and joy in body when im laying there thinking “i am a dead bug” i know it strengths core and legs and makes spine nice and helth and stuff but can we PLEASE CALL IT SOMETING DIFFERNET
stick figure drawing of dead bug the core workout and captioned “wow core so strong”
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ti zhang @solarizedtitanium.gg · 17/04/2026
chris i have shitposting as a skill on my linkedin
linkedin screenshot of my profile skills section:

Golang
Lead Software Engineer at Heroku
Endorsed by 3 colleagues at Heroku
14 endorsements
Distributed Systems
4 endorsements
shit posting
7 endorsements
Identity and Access Management (IAM)
2 experiences at Heroku and 1 other company
Infrastructure as code (laC)
Lead Software Engineer at Heroku
Complex Systems
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ti zhang @solarizedtitanium.gg · 15/04/2026
he thinking important thoughts
orange cat on purple sheets being cuddled looking like he’s mulling
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ti zhang @solarizedtitanium.gg · 12/04/2026
i spent two days at Rijk’s museum i have so much to say about the stuff i saw and the curation i wish i had time for putting it down. Moco was worth a quick walk through too i spent 2 hours there and it was a mixed bag. i did wish i had more herring, i there was too much to do and too little time
herring in front of albert heijn from fish stand so it’s got a little netherlands flag on it and pickles and onions me in front of banksy’s Flower Thrower print at at at Mocome in front of Rijk’s museum against the blue sky with white clouds. the architecture of the museum was neogothic and renaissance inspired cuz it was built in 1880s and that style was popular me in front of Titian’s Danae and the golden shower in which zeus turns into a shower of gold to seduce Danae
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