MMOC @solarfish.bsky.social · 1hIn all the Jaguar discourse yesterday, how did we miss the utter bullshit that is the secondary control screen? This shit looks like the control screens from my Harmony app that Logitech made over a decade ago. Was it coded in Symbian? Just low effort garbage. 210
MMOC @solarfish.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I apologize but also don't. I will be a baseball menace for the duration of my team's playoff run. 050
MMOC @solarfish.bsky.social · 04/10/2026This recently restored Glacier Blue 928 was so clean it bordered on sterile. I hope the owner puts some miles on it soon. 6283
MMOC @solarfish.bsky.social · 04/10/2026An associate once swapped the V10 into an e46 touring, and a true monster was born. 000
MMOC @solarfish.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The one in the previous post is an automatic. The one in for detailing is a manual. 150
MMOC @solarfish.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Have to love it when the #longroofsociety crashes the PCA GTG. People after my own heart. 2224
MMOC @solarfish.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Ty France thinks the Randy Johnson Bird Ball should have been called a strike. Ground rules are ground rules and reviewed before the game, bro. 100
MMOC @solarfish.bsky.social · 04/10/2026She's been asleep for hours, but now that it's midnight, it's @flourandmetal.bsky.social s birthday. Please wish her a good one. 390
MMOC @solarfish.bsky.social · 04/10/2026In over a year plus with us, I have never seen this dog growl at anything. He is straight up not having it with Pennywise on the neighbor's garage door. Wouldn't come near it even with me standing next to it touching it. 3141
MMOC @solarfish.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Absolutely brutal takedown of a Michelin 2 Star where my boss is currently vacationing. Love to hate to see it. 050
MMOC @solarfish.bsky.social · 03/10/2026<walks out back door at work> Why isn't my car in the spot I left it in? Hey, wait, why's my car look weirdly the wrong color, is the light weird right now..? Oh, duh. Thanks brain. 1120
MMOC @solarfish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I was blissfully unaware that Ford was making LOBO packages for decades old F150s 160
MMOC @solarfish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If you're going to sell bottled ink, this is a lovely way to display it and keep your customers from opening bottles. 040
MMOC @solarfish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Of course @flourandmetal.bsky.social wants a greyhound now. 🤪😵💫 Lovely little gift shop. 030
MMOC @solarfish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Oh hell no, neighbors, fuck right the fuck off with that. These aren't carryover from last year. They went up this week. 341
MMOC @solarfish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026We have a winner -or- I had to see it, so do you. It could only be worse if it was for an off brand energy drink company. 6327
MMOC @solarfish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Serious no on lobster claws. Hate them on anything other than a gen 1 Boxster. Feel the same way about the 997 Turbo tri-spoke nonsense. 120
MMOC @solarfish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Center Console delete and lots of leather everywhere vastly improves the 996 taking it into "vintage" territory instead of just looking dated. 240
MMOC @solarfish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026A family member that I used to babysit for had one of these in the guest powder room. To be fair, the whole house was weird. 110
MMOC @solarfish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Borrowed from a friend. Astros going to test my Brewer fandom by backing into the playoffs again. 040
MMOC @solarfish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026In my defense, I had windows open, sunroof open, and could not hear my own car over the glorious V12 howl coming from in front of me. 160
MMOC @solarfish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Today, "somewhere in 🇲🇽," I discovered where she hits redline in 5th. We were passing a box truck that was hustling, and I was like, "why has my car stopped accelerating? Oh, huh,..." <shift> "That's better." 1110
MMOC @solarfish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Will never get tired of starting an early morning this way. 060
MMOC @solarfish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Trucks only do this when they're extremely distressed... ... about prices at the pump. 010
MMOC @solarfish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This is an absolutely jackassed thing to do. No surprise given the flag. The black truck easily could be backed up to not block the sidewalk. There was plenty of street parking within a block to not force someone to walk out into the street. It's just the epitome of a fuck you to the neighborhood 250
MMOC @solarfish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I did have a long laugh to myself as the driver of the Lancia in this photo inched it ever so carefully over the speed bump in the picture. I'm like, "my brother in Christ, do you know what your car was built to do?" 5353
MMOC @solarfish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026It was not hard to option out a Cayenne Turbo GT to over $250k once I checked the PTS box. I went as tacky as I dared. 040
MMOC @solarfish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026... and the day has taken a turn for the weird. We're at the emergency Vet with the old man. Of course he started acting normal literally the second we pulled into the parking lot. Getting him checked anyway. Worried he had a stroke / seizure. 570
MMOC @solarfish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026This is the speed of car show I can get behind. It's an old school (WEALTHY) River Oaks crowd, but so much nicer than going to a Supercar Showcase. Very old school Catalina vibe, but polished. 020
MMOC @solarfish.bsky.social · 23/09/2026What was your first computer growing up? Apple II+ ca. 1981. My parents owned the local Computerland franchises. 150
MMOC @solarfish.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Double Vaxed today. My COVID arm hurts like hell, and I feel a bit like trash. Do me a favor and get your jabs too to help protect assholes like me with cancer who can't fully protect ourselves. 290
MMOC @solarfish.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Got some more @dennieedwards.bsky.social @garygastelu.bsky.social God bless 99 Ranch. Grilled Squid Porcini Crawfish Taro 490
MMOC @solarfish.bsky.social · 21/09/2026In a completely different direction, how about this SWB Pickup bed G from S-Klub LA #weirdcarBS Spotted today at the Post Oak valet 181
MMOC @solarfish.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Man, I am simultaneously jealous, experiencing a degree of schadenfreude, and somewhat horrified for the new owner. You almost never see a clean E61 wagon. Looks like it's sitting too tall on those wheels, no? 180