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@solarfish.bsky.social
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Corporate Chef in HOU, cancer patient, food lover, general all purpose geek, and huge gear head. Opinions expressed are my own and unrelated to my employer. (chef/chef)

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MMOC @solarfish.bsky.social · 1h
In all the Jaguar discourse yesterday, how did we miss the utter bullshit that is the secondary control screen? This shit looks like the control screens from my Harmony app that Logitech made over a decade ago. Was it coded in Symbian? Just low effort garbage.
Jaguar Type 01 HVAC controlsLogitech Harmony app
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MMOC @solarfish.bsky.social · 23h
It's a seldom seen dustBUSTer cc: @bustedride.bsky.social
A Pontiac Montana missing anything that would identify it as a Pontiac in a gas station parking lot.
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MMOC @solarfish.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I apologize but also don't. I will be a baseball menace for the duration of my team's playoff run.
Two Bernie Brewer heads on the Blues Brothers. The text says "we're on a mission from Bob."
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MMOC @solarfish.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
CopaFlorio. Photo courtesy of @zerindube.bsky.social
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MMOC @solarfish.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This recently restored Glacier Blue 928 was so clean it bordered on sterile. I hope the owner puts some miles on it soon.
928 with the hood and doors open parked in front of Il Mostro928 from behindEngine bay of a 928 with an Alfa SZ behind it
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MMOC @solarfish.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
An associate once swapped the V10 into an e46 touring, and a true monster was born.
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MMOC @solarfish.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The one in the previous post is an automatic. The one in for detailing is a manual.
456M GT456M GT
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MMOC @solarfish.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Mr. Bowie continues to have phenomenal taste in cars.
A very famous photo of David Bowie overlooking a 456M GTA
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MMOC @solarfish.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Have to love it when the #longroofsociety crashes the PCA GTG. People after my own heart.
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MMOC @solarfish.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
She believes.
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MMOC @solarfish.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ty France thinks the Randy Johnson Bird Ball should have been called a strike. Ground rules are ground rules and reviewed before the game, bro.
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MMOC @solarfish.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
She's been asleep for hours, but now that it's midnight, it's @flourandmetal.bsky.social s birthday. Please wish her a good one.
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MMOC @solarfish.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That was a fucking moonshot, and I'll take it!
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MMOC @solarfish.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
In over a year plus with us, I have never seen this dog growl at anything. He is straight up not having it with Pennywise on the neighbor's garage door. Wouldn't come near it even with me standing next to it touching it.
A beagle standing in a driveway with his tail down and brow furrowedA beagle with a tail down strong stance in the foreground. A garage door wrapped with a scene depicting pennywise the clown holding a sign saying free candy. The sene is set after dusk
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MMOC @solarfish.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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MMOC @solarfish.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Donald Trump yelling at Natalie Harp while pointing at the ground between them.

The text reads, "why aren't you mowing the lawn‽"
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MMOC @solarfish.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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MMOC @solarfish.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Absolutely brutal takedown of a Michelin 2 Star where my boss is currently vacationing. Love to hate to see it.
Have you ever poached fennel before? It's really interesting.
Comes off like artichoke heart.
This is Poached fennel & Burrata, Yellow Leaves, Golden Kiwi,
Vadouvan
"Sweet and Sour" Olive Oil
This is from a very mediocre 2
Michelin star. And by mediocre I mean insultingly disappointing.
But this course was good.
Insultingly disappointing. Brutal
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MMOC @solarfish.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
<walks out back door at work> Why isn't my car in the spot I left it in? Hey, wait, why's my car look weirdly the wrong color, is the light weird right now..? Oh, duh. Thanks brain.
Two blue Acura Integras in differing shades parked side by side.
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MMOC @solarfish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Guilty
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MMOC @solarfish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I was blissfully unaware that Ford was making LOBO packages for decades old F150s
An older ford f150 lowered with a wider stance and "lobo" badging on the tailgate
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MMOC @solarfish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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You must have an amazing amount of phone numbers because I keep blocking you and reporting spam, yet here you are again.
Stop throwing our trans friends under the bus and we'll consider giving you money. Otherwise fuck off.
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MMOC @solarfish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you're going to sell bottled ink, this is a lovely way to display it and keep your customers from opening bottles.
Swaths of ink on business cards in a business card organizer.
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MMOC @solarfish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Of course @flourandmetal.bsky.social wants a greyhound now. 🤪😵‍💫 Lovely little gift shop.
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MMOC @solarfish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Texted him before I posted here. 😂
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MMOC @solarfish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh hell no, neighbors, fuck right the fuck off with that. These aren't carryover from last year. They went up this week.
The front door of a home sporting Christmas decorations in September
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MMOC @solarfish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We have a winner -or- I had to see it, so do you. It could only be worse if it was for an off brand energy drink company.
A cybertruck with a Carolina squat advertising for credit repair.
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MMOC @solarfish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Serious no on lobster claws. Hate them on anything other than a gen 1 Boxster. Feel the same way about the 997 Turbo tri-spoke nonsense.
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MMOC @solarfish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Center Console delete and lots of leather everywhere vastly improves the 996 taking it into "vintage" territory instead of just looking dated.
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MMOC @solarfish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A family member that I used to babysit for had one of these in the guest powder room. To be fair, the whole house was weird.
A Louis XV style potty chair
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MMOC @solarfish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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MMOC @solarfish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Borrowed from a friend. Astros going to test my Brewer fandom by backing into the playoffs again.
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MMOC @solarfish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Lo-fi, low speed. East Central TX.
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MMOC @solarfish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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MMOC @solarfish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In my defense, I had windows open, sunroof open, and could not hear my own car over the glorious V12 howl coming from in front of me.
A speaker grill in the foreground, a Ferrari 812 GTS just above it, and a Cayman and a GT4 disappearing into the distance.
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MMOC @solarfish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Today, "somewhere in 🇲🇽," I discovered where she hits redline in 5th. We were passing a box truck that was hustling, and I was like, "why has my car stopped accelerating? Oh, huh,..." <shift> "That's better."
5 Porsches parked neatly in a row with a Ferrari in the middle.
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MMOC @solarfish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Will never get tired of starting an early morning this way.
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MMOC @solarfish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Trucks only do this when they're extremely distressed... ... about prices at the pump.
A bunch of pickups tightly bunched in neighboring driveways infront of townhomes
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MMOC @solarfish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is an absolutely jackassed thing to do. No surprise given the flag. The black truck easily could be backed up to not block the sidewalk. There was plenty of street parking within a block to not force someone to walk out into the street. It's just the epitome of a fuck you to the neighborhood
Pickups blocking the sidewalk and the entry to a driveway in a dense residential neighborhood.
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MMOC @solarfish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I did have a long laugh to myself as the driver of the Lancia in this photo inched it ever so carefully over the speed bump in the picture. I'm like, "my brother in Christ, do you know what your car was built to do?"
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MMOC @solarfish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It was not hard to option out a Cayenne Turbo GT to over $250k once I checked the PTS box. I went as tacky as I dared.
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MMOC @solarfish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
... and the day has taken a turn for the weird. We're at the emergency Vet with the old man. Of course he started acting normal literally the second we pulled into the parking lot. Getting him checked anyway. Worried he had a stroke / seizure.
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MMOC @solarfish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is the speed of car show I can get behind. It's an old school (WEALTHY) River Oaks crowd, but so much nicer than going to a Supercar Showcase. Very old school Catalina vibe, but polished.
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MMOC @solarfish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fisker at the grocery store!
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MMOC @solarfish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"More than you can afford, pal. Ferrari!"
A Ferrari 348 strapped to a trailer with its windows open being towed behind a Ford Raptor
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MMOC @solarfish.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What was your first computer growing up? Apple II+ ca. 1981. My parents owned the local Computerland franchises.
An apple 2 plus with the gloriously heavy metal enclosed external floppy drives.
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MMOC @solarfish.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Double Vaxed today. My COVID arm hurts like hell, and I feel a bit like trash. Do me a favor and get your jabs too to help protect assholes like me with cancer who can't fully protect ourselves.
A faded kanji tattoo partially obscured by a childish bandage high up on a male arm.
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MMOC @solarfish.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Got some more @dennieedwards.bsky.social @garygastelu.bsky.social God bless 99 Ranch. Grilled Squid Porcini Crawfish Taro
A bunch of 2 oz bags of Lays chips drone around Asia.
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MMOC @solarfish.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
In a completely different direction, how about this SWB Pickup bed G from S-Klub LA #weirdcarBS Spotted today at the Post Oak valet
A SWB G-Wagon pickup ridiculously blinged out with moonie like wheels and a roof basket, side profileA SWB G-Wagon pickup ridiculously blinged out with a large bull bar / brush guard and a roof basket. It appears to have portal axels as well.
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MMOC @solarfish.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Man, I am simultaneously jealous, experiencing a degree of schadenfreude, and somewhat horrified for the new owner. You almost never see a clean E61 wagon. Looks like it's sitting too tall on those wheels, no?
Mid 2000s BMW 5 series wagon from behind 5 series wagon, rear 3/4 view
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