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@solarchromatic.blacksky.app
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screenwriter, cat mama / music, tv, uplifting black people / agender, biracial / all labour is equal 🏳️‍🌈

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funemployed @solarchromatic.blacksky.app · 03/10/2026
@kib.bsky.social btw
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funemployed @solarchromatic.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
my ute, when my period starts:
A screencap of Georgina Sparks from Gossip Girl (white teenage girl played by the late Michelle Trachtenberg) with the caption on the screen reading:

GEORGINA (spying from the back of a cab)
Well you can tell Jesus, that the bitch is back.
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funemployed @solarchromatic.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026
Good luck finding another Rhodes scholar who gives rimjobs, though.
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funemployed @solarchromatic.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026
can i sue apple for this
"Featured Photos" on my iPhone of a fluffy puppy and then randomly a photo of Epstein and Ghislane that has the words "good vibe" in the frame
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funemployed @solarchromatic.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026
me the moment i see someone from kids in the hall
Lisa Simpson daydreaming clocked out
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funemployed @solarchromatic.blacksky.app · 19/09/2026
A photoshopped image of a white turtle dove in cult-popular hit visual novel, Hatoful Boyfriend. There is a hot pink filter across the image and lots of sparkly hearts floating around the bird.
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funemployed @solarchromatic.blacksky.app · 12/09/2026
this whole tunnel scene
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funemployed @solarchromatic.blacksky.app · 12/09/2026
biggest childhood fear is a combo mix of these two
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funemployed @solarchromatic.blacksky.app · 11/09/2026
okay, this gag got me
Domhall Gleason in an episode of The Paper. He is a tall white man with light ginger/strawberry blonde hair. He is wearing brown suspenders and is standing in front of a classic printing press. His dialogue on the screen is as follows:

NED (driven):
My dad abandoned my family when I was only 35 years old.
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funemployed @solarchromatic.blacksky.app · 09/09/2026
people say the wildest shit on this here website
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funemployed @solarchromatic.blacksky.app · 08/09/2026
when you have a junior on visuals and they just learned after effects
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funemployed @solarchromatic.blacksky.app · 05/09/2026
linkedin, i swear to god, i will make it my life's goal to destroy your terrible website
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funemployed @solarchromatic.blacksky.app · 31/08/2026
my favourite reaction image going forward
A screenshot of Coach Ken on "Tami Roman's Caught in the Act: Unfaithful". He's 40-50 years of age. He has a receding hairline and a close-cut fade. He has a cropped, groomed beard. His eyes look wide open like an emoji and his hand is gesturing over his chest like he is shocked.
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funemployed @solarchromatic.blacksky.app · 30/08/2026
world's worst captioning
The shot of two white women talking in a low-lighting scenarios (lit by candles). They are speaking Portuguese at length but the captions simply say:

[both speaking Portuguese]
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funemployed @solarchromatic.blacksky.app · 27/08/2026
throw the whole man in the trash #caughtintheact
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funemployed @solarchromatic.blacksky.app · 19/08/2026
@lilliebette.bsky.social i'm watching a horror movie and this one actress reminds me so much of you
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funemployed @solarchromatic.blacksky.app · 10/08/2026
uhhh wtf is this showing i'm on blacksky servers
"account suspended" bluesky screen when trying to access my profile
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funemployed @solarchromatic.blacksky.app · 10/08/2026
@omg.jacky.wtf errrr is this supposed to be happening? why is my blacksky profile showing as suspended? i can't even see my profile or avatar
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funemployed @solarchromatic.blacksky.app · 08/08/2026
please look at my son
A screenshot from the most recent Evil Deas film. A lobster or crayfish crawling alone on a generic wooden deck during a torrential downpour. The captions on the screen read the lines, "See you tomorrow. I love you, too."
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funemployed @solarchromatic.blacksky.app · 08/08/2026
MORE STEVEN UNIVERSE 🥹
A screenshot from IMDB that shows that a special episode of Steven Universe is in production called "Steven Universe: Lars of the Stars"
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funemployed @solarchromatic.blacksky.app · 29/07/2026
the kids on heartopia are really going through it
It's a banner image advertising a role play "tea party" in life sim mmorpg , "Heartopia". The party title is  "Orphanagé" and the party host's role titles are "Kid Small Girl". The image is of a young looking white girl avatar with blonde hair and pink eyes.Advertising for a user party called "Orphanage Rp" and the default banner image is 4 people in Heartopia, one Black and four white. The party host'a role titles are "Dog Person Outgoing Chatterbox"Another RP labelled "Family RP" with a banner image depicted by a happy orange cat. The party host's role titles are "Starry Sky Friendly Kitty"Another party with the generic default banner image called "Fam RP" by a party host with role titles set as "Girl 100% Cat Person"
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funemployed @solarchromatic.blacksky.app · 25/07/2026
*me watching RFK junior genocide the entire white working class thru botulism and brain parasites*
Melanie, a brown-skinned Dominican woman on Love Island with brown eyes and dark black hair, smiling like a freak of nature. The dialogue below her says, "We are so shocked right now."
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funemployed @solarchromatic.blacksky.app · 23/07/2026
@kib.bsky.social lori i'm screaming
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funemployed @solarchromatic.blacksky.app · 23/07/2026
@kib.bsky.social omg there's a Lush moomintrolls collaboration!!!!!!
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funemployed @solarchromatic.blacksky.app · 22/07/2026
i spend my funemployment radicalizing the working class in heartopia
Two online character avatars floating in an undersea mermaid manor. One has dark skin and one has medium dark skin. The room and everything in it is purple or cyan. The chat history says...

ME: i always think about trayvon martin

THEM: wow. Haven't heard him in a long while
ME: i will never forget. it radicalized me
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funemployed @solarchromatic.blacksky.app · 17/07/2026
"ultraviolet" is the worst movie i've ever seen in theatre, hands down
The movie poster for the 2006 film, "Ultraviolet". It stars Mila Jovovich in a black wig with terf bangs. She's wearing a white athletic crop top and cropped jacket and white leather pants with a thick white belt. The poster is very contrasty and Mila is holding a katana and is pointing it past the camera. The katana has a fake language carved into the blade. The tagline is, "THE BLOOD WAR IS ON". Blame Sony for distributing this garbage film.
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funemployed @solarchromatic.blacksky.app · 17/07/2026
@lilliebette.bsky.social omg liz pls look at this black milk bunny outfit
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funemployed @solarchromatic.blacksky.app · 01/07/2026
renee from "I Kissed a Girl" what's your digits girl????
It's deleted my alt text three times but Renee is a hot Black lesbian with long braids and a mic pack since she's on reality TV show "I Kissed a Girl"
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funemployed @solarchromatic.blacksky.app · 30/05/2026
OKAY i found it read.nxtbook.com/scotland_gro...
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funemployed @solarchromatic.blacksky.app · 27/05/2026
The 5 singing frogs that appear in "The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time and Majora's Mask" for a side quest. They are all different colours with big googly eyes: grey, reddish brown, periwinkle, yellow, aquamarine
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funemployed @solarchromatic.blacksky.app · 26/05/2026
just lemme write a quick struct for this table using egyptian hieroglyphics as a reference source and also RGB sliders
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funemployed @solarchromatic.blacksky.app · 25/05/2026
always love a surprise chadwick boseman early career cameo (fringe, season 4)
Black American actor (RIP) Chadwick Boseman in an episode of "Fringe" from 2011. He has closely cropped textured hair and is very expressive.
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funemployed @solarchromatic.blacksky.app · 23/04/2026
I am going to get so much use out of this image
This image portrays white American male actor, Chace Crawford, portraying "The Deep" in television series, "The Boys". He's intensely making eye contact with a Black character and shouting, "It'a doggy dog word." It's a joke because the phrase is actually "it's a dog eat dog world".
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funemployed @solarchromatic.blacksky.app · 15/04/2026
my boys! my beautiful boys
This is a screenshot from a 90's SNES title called, "Goof Troop". This scene is set in the final level, Pete's pirate ship. You see Disney's Goofy facing backwards from the screen and forward towards Pete, who is a Pirate King in this universe. He's wearing a silly red jacket that is fire engine red with a large gold cumberbund. One of his hands is a hook and he's wearing an eye patch and a red pirate cap with a frou-frou white feather. Flanking him on both sides are four skeletons: two red and two blue. The red skeletons have tiny little demon horns and the blue skeletons have something that looks like animal ears. They also have shoulder pads in their respective colours that have gold along the rims. Their attacks comes in the form of throwing stars made of bone or their own floating skull that chase you around the battle's map. They have hollow black eye docked with 1 px of white striking thru the dark.
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funemployed @solarchromatic.blacksky.app · 22/03/2026
i swear to god they had the spider twerking in this shot #returntosilenthill
Some deranged spider monster from the "Return to Silent Hill" film that, for some reason, has the ass of a human woman and is twerking on the ceiling while screeching. It also has a head of a human woman where its genitalia should be.
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funemployed @solarchromatic.blacksky.app · 21/03/2026
me every day at work #blackontv
A screenshot of Black American actor Don Cheadle playing "Marty Kaan" on the television series, "House of Lies". He's standing in the middle of the Nevada desert, wiping sweat off his brow. 

MARTY
(quietly): I'm gonna kill you in your sleep, you fucking prick.
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funemployed @solarchromatic.blacksky.app · 21/03/2026
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funemployed @solarchromatic.blacksky.app · 17/03/2026
rewatching my most favourite underrated dark comedy #blackontv
A poster for the 2012 Showtime series, "House of Lies".

It stars Don Cheadle, Kristen Bell, Ben Schwartz and Josh Lawson.
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funemployed @solarchromatic.blacksky.app · 11/03/2026
sunako from "the wallflower" is just me irl minus the really rich aunt
A panel from the manga, The Wallflower. It's a close up of the main character's (Sunako's) face with every single flaw pointed out. Adjectives are splashed across the panel with connecting arrows showing where to look. Text in the panel reads as follows:

PIMPLES
WRINKLES
CHAPPED LIPS
HAIR BETWEEN-THE EYE BROWS
VISIBLE MUSTACHE
THE RESULT OF NOT SLEEPING ON TIME, NOT WAKING UP IN TIME, NO TAKING CARE OF ONE'S LIFE.
EYE RINGS CAUSED BY THE LACK OF SLEEP AND NO CONTACT WITH THE SUN.A full page from the manga, The Wallflower, of Sunako where you can see that she's actually quite pretty despite her lack of personal grooming. She's very pale and her hair is pin-straight like a doll's hair. She's has a fringe across her forehead and her black hair is creepily long. She has large reflective eyes. Sitting beside her is her anatomy doll and three separate skulls. 

Her dialogue in these panels is as follows:

It's time to go.

But I'd rather stay here with you guys (her dolls and skulls). Right, Hiroshi (the name she gave her anatomy doll). You understand, right?
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funemployed @solarchromatic.blacksky.app · 09/03/2026
so i'm back on nation states running my corrupt capitalist dictatorship and i went on the forums and lmao (this is a joke but also lol)
A heavily artefacted JPEG on a forum with an American flag, with Trump and his bitchass child. The text says "DRAFT BARON TRUMP: IRAN MUST SEE TRUE AMERICAN STRENGTH!"
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funemployed @solarchromatic.blacksky.app · 09/03/2026
charlie kirk getting [REDACTED] holding "ta-da" party emojis over top of his two microphones
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funemployed @solarchromatic.blacksky.app · 07/03/2026
HARD PASS, linkedin
NESS
Support Engineer - Palantir Al platform
Ness Digital Engineering
Canada (Remote)
11 hours ago
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funemployed @solarchromatic.blacksky.app · 06/03/2026
me learning that nintendo is suing the US government for tariffs
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funemployed @solarchromatic.blacksky.app · 06/03/2026
this comment i found in the yt comments sent me tho
YouTube comment:

@CHOPSTICKS • 4y ago
when you say arigato at a Chinese restaurant

1.6K likes
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funemployed @solarchromatic.blacksky.app · 06/03/2026
yes, lord, take me far away from this hell earth
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funemployed @solarchromatic.blacksky.app · 05/03/2026
The "hot dog on the ground outside" joke tweet from user @animaldrumss

Mike F

its stupid when girls say they cant find a guy, yet they ignore me. its like saying youre hungry when theres a hot dog on the ground outside
4/25/15, 11:32 PM
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funemployed @solarchromatic.blacksky.app · 04/03/2026
i just watched ryan murphy turn a black woman into a lightskin biracial woman in "the beauty" smdh #blackontv #thebeauty
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funemployed @solarchromatic.blacksky.app · 03/03/2026
my girl dewanda wise
Beautiful Black American actress, DeWanda Wise, with a fresh white collared shirt and turban head wrap. She looks stunningly beautiful with fresh, simple makeup. She has dark skin and light brown eyes.
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funemployed @solarchromatic.blacksky.app · 02/03/2026
erika kirk is a pedophile? wow shocking who could ever have guessed this 🫩
A Yahoo dot com article with the headline, "Erika Kirk Faces Backlash Over Alleged 'Inappropriate' Texts With A 15-Year-Old: 'Absolutely Vile'

the nazi bitch is also a pedo which is the least shocking thing i've read today.
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funemployed @solarchromatic.blacksky.app · 28/02/2026
this is every black man in an interracial black-white relationship on linked in. they all post the most inane performative slop but they always have a photo of their white gf ready to go
A linked in post from a balding Black man. The image attached is him standing beside the most basic white bitch alive with his phone time (5:30) directly in front of his face.

The post text reads:
My girlfriend was looking for an app that put a Bible verse on her lock screen. They all cost $6.99 a week.
"There are literally no free apps that let you put a Bible verse in your lock screen?" I said.
She said, "nope...look."
So I did. She was right, kinda.
Because I have a Bible app in the App Store named, Yearly Bible, I said, "well, why don't I just make that for you."
So I did.
Thank you [GF Name] for encouraging me and waiting patiently for me to build the new feature.
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