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Soggy Broccoli @soggybroccoli.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

made baby food with sweet potatoes and blueberries and it looks like i blended grimace

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Soggy Broccoli @soggybroccoli.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

i’m seeing so many posts of billboards on here is this an inside joke i’ve missed by being on the other app?

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Soggy Broccoli @soggybroccoli.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

spending the day on bsky instead of twitter and seeing all my fellow degenerates behaving slightly more hinged on here

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Soggy Broccoli @soggybroccoli.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

i have to address some demons (clean out my inbox)

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Soggy Broccoli @soggybroccoli.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

he unplugged the site himself because the tesla stock memes were hurting his feelings too much

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Soggy Broccoli @soggybroccoli.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

lol elon is having the worst day ever 🤗 i hope it gets worse 😊

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Soggy Broccoli @soggybroccoli.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

finally finishing love is blind and man i said it day they left the pods, no one getting married in this hoe

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Soggy Broccoli @soggybroccoli.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

that’s my secret sauce to make them fall in love

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Soggy Broccoli @soggybroccoli.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

one time in college my friends and i got super baked and went to the grocery store and this cookie was making us go fucking crazy

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Soggy Broccoli @soggybroccoli.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

twitters down so we are here to crop dust on your greener pasture

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Soggy Broccoli @soggybroccoli.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

baby proofed the house yesterday and thought this brand was called “calm yo tits”

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Soggy Broccoli @soggybroccoli.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

started severance last night finally and can say with certainty my innie would be the most annoying fucking dork to ever exist

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Soggy Broccoli @soggybroccoli.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

no i’m not okay, i just watched a “getting a lobotomy at claire’s” asmr

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Soggy Broccoli @soggybroccoli.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

don’t hold my hand when you say it. out with it! say it with your chest!

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Soggy Broccoli @soggybroccoli.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

the baby has once again requested i twist while nursing her, unaware this makes her cough on the milk. her addiction to both nourishment and comfort is her detriment and yet i attribute to her conflicting needs

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Soggy Broccoli @soggybroccoli.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

this app feels like coming back from summer break but instead of vacation everyone went to court ordered therapy

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Soggy Broccoli @soggybroccoli.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

no ducks december if i see one waddling by it’s on sight

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Soggy Broccoli @soggybroccoli.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

just had the most intrusive lazy thought realizing i left my water bottle upstairs and needed to take my vitamins and just glanced at the wine on the counter

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Soggy Broccoli @soggybroccoli.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

i want to be on here but it feels super weird still like everything’s too clean we need to make it a liiiiiitle dirty and nasty first

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Soggy Broccoli @soggybroccoli.bsky.social · 20/10/2024

for halloween i’m gonna be 500 cigarettes

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Soggy Broccoli @soggybroccoli.bsky.social · 20/10/2024

i think there will be a sex scene in the minecraft movie

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Soggy Broccoli @soggybroccoli.bsky.social · 20/10/2024

some people deserve to inhale a feather or a string

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Soggy Broccoli @soggybroccoli.bsky.social · 20/10/2024

If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh

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ceej @ceej.online · 19/10/2024

“It belongs in a museum!” oh does it? the big box where if you look into it your skin melts all off your head and your body turns into a skeleton? you think that would make a fun exhibit to put next to the gift shop? at our museum where kids go?

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Soggy Broccoli @soggybroccoli.bsky.social · 19/10/2024