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@softnsimple.bsky.social
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i make memes not memories ✧˖° 28 ✧˖° she/her ✧˖° estranged philly sports spirit

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regan @softnsimple.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
the state of philadelphia sports after a double-sweep weekend
gordon ramsay side by side meme. left; philadelphia fans to the flyers "oh dear, oh dear. gorgeous" // right; philadelphia fans to the sixers "you fucking donkey"
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regan @softnsimple.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
rubbing my hands together
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regan @softnsimple.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
how it feels to have not watched the eagles last night
text chain meme; what did jalen hurts make history for in last nights game? lmao; don't worry about it babe; okay, yay
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regan @softnsimple.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
YEAAAAAA !!! an act of translation is always an act of betrayal 🗣️ 🔥
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regan @softnsimple.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
worlds szn means regan esports posting szn
image of the T1 logo with three brackets beneath it, in order, oh boy i am excited to watch my favorite team play; im going to kill myself; nice we won
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Peter Bruun @peterbruun.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Chestertown MD! #NoKingsDay
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regan @softnsimple.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
saw someone at the bar in a metal shirt this weekend and was so convinced for a moment it was the latest PatMakesArt drop (disappointingly was not)
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regan @softnsimple.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
the green rock pierogi hoagie frightens and fascinates me
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Xiao 🦋 NYCC B36 @velinxi.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
For those who came before #expedition33
Fan art of expedition 33. Maelle is in the forefront with her rapier, while the ghosts of the previous expeditions fight alongside her.
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regan @softnsimple.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
i should call her
industrial trash can with bold text that says BREEDING with a phone number
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PatMakesArt @patmakesart.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Hockey and Horror Collection Coming 10.13.2025
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regan @softnsimple.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
deleted my student loans, i am a debt free woman
discord message from "one must imagine sisyphus happy" saying: only you could procrastinate work by paying off your loans
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regan @softnsimple.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
😭 genuinely heartbreaking
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regan @softnsimple.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
no joke, a steak from freshworks on belgrade could cure me of any ailment
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regan @softnsimple.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
so proud of my lil’ hometown 🥹
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regan @softnsimple.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
is the financial consolation worth the mental strain of my mother knowing men exist in my mind tho
distressed crudely drown yellow emoji with watery eyes
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regan @softnsimple.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
girl i literally loaded up an earlier save file after accidentally obliterating the flying manor boss with a 10 million damage nuclear bomb of a 16 year old 😭
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regan @softnsimple.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
need to calm down from my stressful video game, let me try reading my book about the politics and war of 1300s china to relax 🙃
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regan @softnsimple.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
this is a real iykyk for the expedition 33 players out there ... i Will Not resort to one shot builds .......
squid game "ive played these games before" meme template; top frame, smiling man with text: Boss Phase 1 & stats showcasing a quick, easy battle; bottom frame shows a more stern man with text: boss phase 2 & and a mostly full enemy health bar
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regan @softnsimple.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
prioritizing peace and my mental health rn
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regan @softnsimple.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
so i .. should NOT check in on the game
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regan @softnsimple.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
have officially started the build process for my employee guitar :)
East Indian Rosewoof fretboard blank with outline and text; Connaire; 22 Frets; 24.594” Scale
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regan @softnsimple.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
performed surgery on my dog’s child
selfie of my with a needle in my mouth showing a hole on the backside of a lambchop plushsewn closed hole on a lambchop plush
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regan @softnsimple.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
sending lots of love, truly hoping they can understand an exception to a rule thats fine as a general guideline but cruel in situations like this
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regan @softnsimple.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
never kill yourself !!!
fried soft shell crab sandwich in aluminum foil
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regan @softnsimple.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
yea but you're in it for the love of the game
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regan @softnsimple.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
me but it's literally my job
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regan @softnsimple.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
i put the book i was reading down for too long and i am no longer filled with whimsy, i just want to be done with it 😔
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regan @softnsimple.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
guys it happened... except the game wasn't made by square, and everyone is french 🌈
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regan @softnsimple.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
after reflection, their marketing team may be the only folks in the entire kitchen at this organization
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regan @softnsimple.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
you gotta have an OST for every situation
Journey; Video game coverFinal Fantasy XV; Video Game CoverClair Obscur: Expedition 33; Video Game CoverOkami HD; Video Game Cover
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regan @softnsimple.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
🤝 i have become one of those people who is incredibly stingy about coming in early or staying late because of the amount of time and energy dedicated to "outside normal work hours" in sports
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regan @softnsimple.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
i just wish sports jobs paid livable wages for the hours put in but i am too jaded from the flyers to even consider going back into trad sports socials 🥲
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regan @softnsimple.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
hold on, i need a second, hold on, wait ... referencing one of the most impactful songs from ffx in expedition 33 ... vile, Vile, VILE
the song "l'amour d'une soeur" by Lorien Testard from the video game Clair Obscur: Expedition 33the song "a fleeting dream" by Nobuo Uematsu from the video game Final Fantasy X
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regan @softnsimple.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
toronto maple leafs moment
guess ill die meme
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regan @softnsimple.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
watching playoff hockey at any cost, a power outage cant stop me from supporting scottie luaghton
dark image of a laptop shoping game 5 of the leafs panthers NHL playoff series
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regan @softnsimple.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
i can't believe no one's done this yet ... mr monoco i would die for you and your theme #expedition33
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regan @softnsimple.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
we do a social media series on employee office spaces and i think i just interviewed my new fave person... one of our accountants is basically a part time botanist and has a veritable garden on the first floor... he also planted prickly pear cactus outside which bore FRUIT that he harvested
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regan @softnsimple.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
have never had a game give me so many moments where i just have to stare into the middle distance for a while expedition 33 GotY btw
drawn man holding his head in his hands as he wears a shocked open mouth frowning expression. he is surrounded by alcohol and a dark aura
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regan @softnsimple.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
expedition 33 is so good and i need it injected into my bloodstream
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regan @softnsimple.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
“regan how come we never see you at the club” sorry, yea, unfortunately im busy crying over fictional french people
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regan @softnsimple.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
i am no longer experiencing joy and i think that i have been wearing this exact expression for the past 30 minutes
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regan @softnsimple.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
at least it was fully coherent sentences compared to what chatgpt spits out 🙃
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regan @softnsimple.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
yk the video of that german kid all pumped to drink soda and play fortnite ?? me but french for expedition 33 after work today. nous buvons du cola et jouons á clair obscur, comme c'est cool !!! YOUPPI !!!
voice actor ben starr completely overexposed staring into the middle distance
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regan @softnsimple.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
are you talking about TurnItIn maybe ??
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regan @softnsimple.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
have started expedition 33 and the prologue already makes me want to cry 🫡
Gustave and Sophie from Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 looking at a large lighted "34" in the distance
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regan @softnsimple.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
surely im not forming some sort of issue
collection of various canteip candles, greater healing potion, shelligans coffee, figwood orchard, flowering wisteria, magick potion, fiddlehead fern, bergamot citron? and realm of shadows
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regan @softnsimple.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
oh boy, a wisteria candle (+ friends)! thank you for my life mr. @cantripcandles.bsky.social 🪻 🕯️
cantrip candles new botany collection, flowering wisteria, bergamot citron, and fiddlehead fern
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regan @softnsimple.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
had a cinco de mayo potluck at work and had multiple people tell me how much they liked the tex mex eggrolls i made + ask for the recipe i am never beating the personality hire allegations
multiple tex mex eggrolls stacked on a wire rack next to a cast iron pot used for deep frying.
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regan @softnsimple.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
me omw to work tomorrow
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