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@softnsimple.bsky.social
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i make memes not memories ✧˖° 28 ✧˖° she/her ✧˖° estranged philly sports spirit

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regan @softnsimple.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
the state of philadelphia sports after a double-sweep weekend
gordon ramsay side by side meme. left; philadelphia fans to the flyers "oh dear, oh dear. gorgeous" // right; philadelphia fans to the sixers "you fucking donkey"
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regan @softnsimple.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
how it feels to have not watched the eagles last night
text chain meme; what did jalen hurts make history for in last nights game? lmao; don't worry about it babe; okay, yay
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regan @softnsimple.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
worlds szn means regan esports posting szn
image of the T1 logo with three brackets beneath it, in order, oh boy i am excited to watch my favorite team play; im going to kill myself; nice we won
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Peter Bruun @peterbruun.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Chestertown MD! #NoKingsDay
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Xiao 🦋 NYCC B36 @velinxi.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
For those who came before #expedition33
Fan art of expedition 33. Maelle is in the forefront with her rapier, while the ghosts of the previous expeditions fight alongside her.
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regan @softnsimple.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
i should call her
industrial trash can with bold text that says BREEDING with a phone number
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PatMakesArt @patmakesart.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Hockey and Horror Collection Coming 10.13.2025
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regan @softnsimple.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
deleted my student loans, i am a debt free woman
discord message from "one must imagine sisyphus happy" saying: only you could procrastinate work by paying off your loans
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regan @softnsimple.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
so proud of my lil’ hometown 🥹
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regan @softnsimple.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
need to calm down from my stressful video game, let me try reading my book about the politics and war of 1300s china to relax 🙃
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regan @softnsimple.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
this is a real iykyk for the expedition 33 players out there ... i Will Not resort to one shot builds .......
squid game "ive played these games before" meme template; top frame, smiling man with text: Boss Phase 1 & stats showcasing a quick, easy battle; bottom frame shows a more stern man with text: boss phase 2 & and a mostly full enemy health bar
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regan @softnsimple.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
have officially started the build process for my employee guitar :)
East Indian Rosewoof fretboard blank with outline and text; Connaire; 22 Frets; 24.594” Scale
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regan @softnsimple.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
performed surgery on my dog’s child
selfie of my with a needle in my mouth showing a hole on the backside of a lambchop plushsewn closed hole on a lambchop plush
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regan @softnsimple.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
never kill yourself !!!
fried soft shell crab sandwich in aluminum foil
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regan @softnsimple.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
me but it's literally my job
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regan @softnsimple.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
i put the book i was reading down for too long and i am no longer filled with whimsy, i just want to be done with it 😔
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regan @softnsimple.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
guys it happened... except the game wasn't made by square, and everyone is french 🌈
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regan @softnsimple.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
after reflection, their marketing team may be the only folks in the entire kitchen at this organization
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regan @softnsimple.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
i just wish sports jobs paid livable wages for the hours put in but i am too jaded from the flyers to even consider going back into trad sports socials 🥲
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regan @softnsimple.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
hold on, i need a second, hold on, wait ... referencing one of the most impactful songs from ffx in expedition 33 ... vile, Vile, VILE
the song "l'amour d'une soeur" by Lorien Testard from the video game Clair Obscur: Expedition 33the song "a fleeting dream" by Nobuo Uematsu from the video game Final Fantasy X
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regan @softnsimple.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
toronto maple leafs moment
guess ill die meme
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regan @softnsimple.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
watching playoff hockey at any cost, a power outage cant stop me from supporting scottie luaghton
dark image of a laptop shoping game 5 of the leafs panthers NHL playoff series
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regan @softnsimple.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
i can't believe no one's done this yet ... mr monoco i would die for you and your theme #expedition33
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regan @softnsimple.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
we do a social media series on employee office spaces and i think i just interviewed my new fave person... one of our accountants is basically a part time botanist and has a veritable garden on the first floor... he also planted prickly pear cactus outside which bore FRUIT that he harvested
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regan @softnsimple.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
have never had a game give me so many moments where i just have to stare into the middle distance for a while expedition 33 GotY btw
drawn man holding his head in his hands as he wears a shocked open mouth frowning expression. he is surrounded by alcohol and a dark aura
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regan @softnsimple.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
“regan how come we never see you at the club” sorry, yea, unfortunately im busy crying over fictional french people
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regan @softnsimple.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
i am no longer experiencing joy and i think that i have been wearing this exact expression for the past 30 minutes
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regan @softnsimple.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
yk the video of that german kid all pumped to drink soda and play fortnite ?? me but french for expedition 33 after work today. nous buvons du cola et jouons á clair obscur, comme c'est cool !!! YOUPPI !!!
voice actor ben starr completely overexposed staring into the middle distance
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regan @softnsimple.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
have started expedition 33 and the prologue already makes me want to cry 🫡
Gustave and Sophie from Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 looking at a large lighted "34" in the distance
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regan @softnsimple.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
oh boy, a wisteria candle (+ friends)! thank you for my life mr. @cantripcandles.bsky.social 🪻 🕯️
cantrip candles new botany collection, flowering wisteria, bergamot citron, and fiddlehead fern
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regan @softnsimple.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
had a cinco de mayo potluck at work and had multiple people tell me how much they liked the tex mex eggrolls i made + ask for the recipe i am never beating the personality hire allegations
multiple tex mex eggrolls stacked on a wire rack next to a cast iron pot used for deep frying.
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regan @softnsimple.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
he was a prophet
sebastian vettel wearing a Miami 2060 1st  grand prix under water act now or swim later t shirt
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regan @softnsimple.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
cant believe our wisterias have already come and gone, wish i could capture their scent in a bottle 😞
lilac colored wisteria blossoms
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regan @softnsimple.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
once again reminding everyone that AI is fucking stupid at best
google AI overview: qualifying for the formula 1 miami grand prix will take place on saturday may 3 at 13:00-14:00 local gime which is 1pm to 2pm PT
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regan @softnsimple.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
ok so lesson learned: make the chicken waaaay flatter than you think
golden brown chicken breast shallow frying in oilthree portions of chicken parmesan with broiled mozzarella and sauce over the topchicken parmesan served with pasta and red sauce
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regan @softnsimple.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
hey so not to be alarmist but i went to the market during lunch and came across at least 4 totally empty aisles, granted nothing that i found myself going "wait i needed that" but the visual of desolate grocery stores is beginning.
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regan @softnsimple.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
having archival guitars on hand is so cool for content cause like .. how neat is it that i can be like here is a 2025 model vs the fifth ever guitar from the same company
side by side image of serial number 5 0005 PRS Custom 24 manufactured in 1985 in the color Yellow and a 2025 Custom 24 in Charcoal Burst
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jules @acasatua.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
a reminder to please not share any details about Hockey Canada without a trigger warning. i have everything about that team muted, including the words sexual assault and SA. as much as i protect myself from seeing potentially triggering content for me, please also help out
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regan @softnsimple.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
i thinking eating japchae in the waning evening light could fix me
japchae; sweet potato starch noodles with sauteed peppers, onions, carrots, and blanched spinach with a sesame oil, soy sauce, and brown sugar sauce
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regan @softnsimple.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
i called it... but at what cost 😔 @cantripcandles.bsky.social have mercy on my wallet i beg you
Image of Cantrip Candles new botany Collection scent "Flowering Wisteria" with a screenshot overlaid from March 28 saying "if we get lilac or wisteria it's over for me"
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regan @softnsimple.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
just put in the order for my 2-year employee guitar 👉👈 i don't even play but im insanely hype to make a content piece around the creation of one guitar from start to finish! it'll be real when someone takes a top down photo of me holding it
top down view of a PRS McCarty 594 Singlecut in Fire Red held by metop down view of me holding the PRS 2002 Dragon Limited Edition Singlecut model
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regan @softnsimple.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
nick castellanos about to send one up to the heavens for ol' frank
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regan @softnsimple.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
im sorry but the kids in the background make the video
close up of children grimacing during a news segment featuring Pete Hegseth
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regan @softnsimple.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
i cant believe JD Vance’s terrible vibes killed the pope
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Devan Kaney @devankaney.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
The Braves reporter getting a girls number on live television is such a gross double standard. If the roles were reversed the female reporter would be called unprofessional and likely fired. But because he’s a guy he’s ’the man’
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regan @softnsimple.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
people act like fights are the best/only redeeming quality of ice hockey, but this is the harsh reality of it and a big reason why it should continue to be phased out of the sport. a pro player's career is short, and the remainder of their life post-retirement should not be overshadowed by CTE
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Meidas_Lea 🟦🟧🇺🇸🦅❌ @gato918.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
abcnews.go.com/amp/Business... BOYCOTT AVELO AIRLINE
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Budget airline Avelo to fly deportation flights for ICE from Arizona
Budget carrier Avelo Airlines says it has signed an agreement to fly deportation flights from Arizona starting in May
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regan @softnsimple.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
this is sort of how i feel whenever the topic comes up ngl
laurie and kate from white lotus s3 gossiping with glasses of wine
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regan @softnsimple.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
sometimes i feel crazy because my best friends husband bought a house despite her not wanting it and her other friends KNOW that and i think im the only one to actually say… hey … thats NOT normal ?????
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regan @softnsimple.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
same energy
DPRK pin of north korean president kim jong un
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