Reposted by ⚡️ofJohannes T. Evans @johannestevans.co.uk · 05/09/2026Gritting my teeth and seething because i know mould and fungus serve a vital function in the ecosystem but must they always serve it in MY kitchen and on MY strawberries and on MY bread!? 111224
⚡️of @sofisticated.bsky.social · 25/07/2025kpop demon hunters dares to answer the question: what if one direction was korean? 002
⚡️of @sofisticated.bsky.social · 25/07/2025watching kpop demon hunters. hannah montana could never... 000
⚡️of @sofisticated.bsky.social · 30/05/2025Matched by Ally Condie was a worse version of divergent which was a worse version of the hunger games 000
⚡️of @sofisticated.bsky.social · 24/05/2025if i had been around in ancient times i think i would have enjoyed being a private tutor for some noble person's kid 000
⚡️of @sofisticated.bsky.social · 17/05/2025taking bets on how long it will take for silicon valley to cede from the union and establish itself as a city-state with geopolitical influence similar to, if not greater than, the vatican 010
⚡️of @sofisticated.bsky.social · 14/05/2025if ur a celebrity but only in europe i would consider u to be a type of micro-celebrity only a few pegs above the internet shill 021
⚡️of @sofisticated.bsky.social · 31/01/2025you know when you're on a roll w smth and then all of a sudden ur brain is like "ich bin kaputt." and stops doing the thing u were on a roll with? 🥲 110
⚡️of @sofisticated.bsky.social · 29/01/2025feels like i'm saving lives when i schedule a meeting. so think about that the next time you make fun of an emails job. 010
⚡️of @sofisticated.bsky.social · 23/01/2025great day at work. 0 awkward moments. hit all my story beats. no complaints, really 000
⚡️of @sofisticated.bsky.social · 24/11/2024i am the best at having a parasocial relationship with taylor swift, actually 141
