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Just a Jackknife

@soexecutioner.bsky.social
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David. Gadfly with two literature degrees. ADHD. Socialist. Just trying to kill It everyday. He/him

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Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
This is a nuts story. An AI chatbot and image platform left millions of images exposed. They show what people are actually using the AI for: taking random women's yearbook, graduation, and social media photos and making super realistic hardcore porn with them www.404media.co/ai-porn-secr...
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Massive Leak Shows Erotic Chatbot Users Turned Women’s Yearbook Pictures Into AI Porn
Chatbot roleplay and image generator platform SecretDesires.ai left cloud storage containers of nearly two million of images and videos exposed, including photos and full names of women from social me...
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Just a Jackknife @soexecutioner.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Heads up, if you’re in the Cincinnati area “chili” actually means spaghetti with chili as the meat sauce. I hear it’s decent
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Just a Jackknife @soexecutioner.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
It’s funny to see the male and female equivalents of this too. I remember when Coke Zero came out, the idea was that men wouldn’t buy something with the word “diet” in the name
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Just a Jackknife @soexecutioner.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Not that he’s “right,” just that the thing he’s saying about mercenaries isn’t nonsense from nowhere.
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Just a Jackknife @soexecutioner.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
I have heard at least one actual historian say the thing Roman Helmet Guy is saying. It’s more complicated but some experts do correlate over-reliance on mercenaries with imperial collapse. Same thing happened when the original Muslim caliphate was taken over by the Seljuk Turks
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Just a Jackknife @soexecutioner.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
It’s especially weird that this is a gospel. In context, the real Matthew 18:19 verse is Jesus speaking to a child. Like what would the context be around this? It doesn’t even seem like a line that would be part of a Biblical story.
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Just a Jackknife @soexecutioner.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
“Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I did shoot that guy, but only because I was having sex with my stepdaughter. Now here is a reconstruction from memory of a diary I had, where I wished death on my wife days before she was hit by a car.”
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Just a Jackknife @soexecutioner.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Lolita is hilarious when you remember that Humbert is in jail for murder and, in order to appear sympathetic, he writes a biography where he confesses to a litany of sex-crimes that he hasn’t been charged with and makes it sound like he probably killed his second wife.
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Olivia Nuzzi got sent in to do a profile but it turned out she wanted to fuck the subject so we sent in Jacob Bernstein to profile her and it turns out he also wants to fuck the subject
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Just a Jackknife @soexecutioner.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
It’s so much more embarrassing that the people doing this are comfortably well off and could totally do it if they actually wanted to
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Just a Jackknife @soexecutioner.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
I don’t think it’s that low in any state, even the ones with the creepily low age of consent laws
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Just a Jackknife @soexecutioner.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
This guy is right but also they should stop making James Bond movies and I don’t care what their rationale is for doing so
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Just a Jackknife @soexecutioner.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
You’re saying this man has never read a book but what about that time he hopped on a quarterly earnings call and said he wanted to make cars “that fly like in Blade Runner.”
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Just a Jackknife @soexecutioner.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
It’s not, like, equidistant from every other place on the map. That doesn’t make any sense. He really thinks his fans are stupid
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Just a Jackknife @soexecutioner.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
At this point, I think rage baiting the libs is a big part of their business model
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Just a Jackknife @soexecutioner.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Really don’t like the way this guy opens with “the young Jewwwwws of New York.”
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Just a Jackknife @soexecutioner.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
It’s part of a comedian’s job to act casual while giving a performance and Fallon always looks like he’s forcing himself to laugh. It’s always been uncomfortable to watch!
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Just a Jackknife @soexecutioner.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Another thing is that many student protesters were working with activists of Arab or Palestinian descent. How can we say it’s TikTok when even the young people being radicalized are learning about this conflict from their immigrant classmates!
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Just a Jackknife @soexecutioner.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
A lot of American liberals think that “working class” refers to a loose association of manufacturing, construction, agriculture, and certain service jobs like taxi drivers. They just don’t picture waiters and retail workers when they hear the phrase “working class,” and assume this to be reality
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Just a Jackknife @soexecutioner.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Is there actually some kind of hard science I’m not getting or are you just rude
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Just a Jackknife @soexecutioner.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
What don’t I know?
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Just a Jackknife @soexecutioner.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
It’s partly just that Cuomo’s behavior is so bad that it never seems like a low blow to bring it up. It’s impossible to frame his problems as some kind of momentary lapse in judgment. He’s just spent years of his life being an asshole without any sign of remorse
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Just a Jackknife @soexecutioner.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
I understand that your defensive of your profession, but I have spent most of my life up till now in educational institutions and be told that I don’t know how they work because I made a mild criticism of one of the things they do
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Just a Jackknife @soexecutioner.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
I remember taking a personality test that gave me a bunch of suggested career paths. In hindsight, that was a waste of my time and the school’s. Other career prep aspects of school were more valuable but my position is that we could actually do with less of it.
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Just a Jackknife @soexecutioner.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
I’m sorry, but I have been to school and I remember thinking these exercises were stupid. It’s ok if you think they have a positive impact on students but I am doubtful of their value
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Just a Jackknife @soexecutioner.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Implicitly, Emmanuel is supporting the philosophy that schools ought to be job placement factories rather than places where students learn to think and be mindful citizens. I think this is wrongheaded
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Just a Jackknife @soexecutioner.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
I mean, the implicit message is that schools aren’t doing this enough, and I think it’s kind of silly to begin with. Maybe schools should consider a kid’s future somewhat, but it’s really none of the school’s business what some kid wants to do with his life
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Just a Jackknife @soexecutioner.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Seems like another way to pawn off responsibility on the students. It’s not our job to provide opportunities for meaningful labor, it’s your job to find or make some. It also just gives the student an incentive to lie
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Just a Jackknife @soexecutioner.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
The British pronunciation of Van Gogh as “van Goff” is also not an accurate Dutch pronunciation. He would have said it something like “Hoch”
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Just a Jackknife @soexecutioner.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
There’s an AI movie “starring” “Angelina Jolie” on YouTube. It’s all so misguided but it’s crazy how they’re actually trying to do this.
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Just a Jackknife @soexecutioner.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Like maybe there are some home remedies that kind of work, but why is it such a slippery slope from that to “ok let me check you for curses now.”
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Just a Jackknife @soexecutioner.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
I’ve read accounts where people try to take herbal remedy type shit seriously, because people do genuinely turn to alternative medicine because they can’t afford real care sometimes. But even those accounts tend to conclude that this is basically all a scam
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Just a Jackknife @soexecutioner.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Not an accusation. Sia's husband was investigated by the LAPD for possessing child porn, but the case was inconclusive, and Sia still thinks this should disqualify his bid for sole custody
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Just a Jackknife @soexecutioner.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
I've seen cybertrucks near where I live and this just makes me more nervous being around them. There is probably noplace to get that thing fixed in the Philly area.
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Just a Jackknife @soexecutioner.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Yeah, I got through the premise and my immediate reaction was that this was really a shameful waste of this poor woman's time. Also, 11 iced coffees is a very sober guy order. I understand. It's still hilarious.
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Just a Jackknife @soexecutioner.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Oh, it’s so strange that they’ve decided to go all in on treating this one particular action as a conspiracy by 6 people!
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Just a Jackknife @soexecutioner.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Very similar to the Chicago 7. Who is she supposed to have conspired with? You can’t accuse just one person of conspiracy, can you?
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Just a Jackknife @soexecutioner.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
What song do you think rides the line between “musical genius” and “prince bullshit?” I keep thinking 1999
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Just a Jackknife @soexecutioner.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
These guys desperately want to be accepted for “who they really are” and it’s actually the case that they really are not interesting or attractive, and they are rarely even nice
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Just a Jackknife @soexecutioner.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
To add to this, they force themselves to be heard. Everybody knows what these men think, often against their will. These men have to believe that their loneliness is a political issue in itself, that people who don’t like them “just haven’t gotten to know me yet,” but the opposite is true
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Just a Jackknife @soexecutioner.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
What’a even funnier is how the attempts to refute or retract these specific headlines have failed. This ends with a correction that is longer than the text of the article. techcrunch.com/2017/06/14/n...
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No, Peter Thiel is not harvesting the blood of the young | TechCrunch
Correction below Stories of countesses bathing in virgin blood, or vampiric nobles sucking the juice out of the young, have captured our attention for
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Just a Jackknife @soexecutioner.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
She literally hasn’t dropped her New York accent at all. “Powuhpoint preesentation.”
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Just a Jackknife @soexecutioner.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
“She told lies, lies masquerading as the truth.” Ok pal
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Just a Jackknife @soexecutioner.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Gonna make a list of words that hacks use to sound smart. Masquerade (especially as a verb) is going on their first.
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Just a Jackknife @soexecutioner.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
There aren’t any jokes or clever observations. It is just her being Not Mad for less than a minute
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Just a Jackknife @soexecutioner.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
If you are going to wallow in delusion, could you please do it somewhere else?
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Just a Jackknife @soexecutioner.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
If the Nazis kill the communists, you are not safe, you are next. You moron.
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Just a Jackknife @soexecutioner.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
I will repeat myself one more time. It doesn't matter that you don't like fascists if you also cheer them on. The Nazis and the communists did not "gang up," the Nazis killed the German communists and abolished democracy in Germany, you moron.
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Just a Jackknife @soexecutioner.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Like, you wish the fascists would kill all the communists without taking over and continuing to do much worse shit? Well that historically isn't how that works, so you should really adjust your beliefs around this.
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Just a Jackknife @soexecutioner.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Like, I haven't defended the Soviet Union in this discussion, but you are firmly on the side of the Nazis here, and you seem to be under the impression that it is possible to do this and remain a steadfast liberal.
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