SocksNeedsHelp @socksneedshelp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The gender dysphoria vacation pamphlet they gave you failed to mention the existensial misery death laser they use on you every night. 030
Reposted by SocksNeedsHelp⋆˙⟡ Jii⋆˚꩜。 @jiipers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I drew my friend @socksneedshelp.bsky.social go watch her streams or sub to her YouTube (or both!! It’s free!!) 🌀🌀🌀😵💫😵💫😵💫 you wanna subscribe sooooooo baaaaaaad oooo #art #oc 0133
SocksNeedsHelp @socksneedshelp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The landmine really messed things up for me 030
SocksNeedsHelp @socksneedshelp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026And the quirky 3rd option of combining the two and crying. 030
SocksNeedsHelp @socksneedshelp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Therapist told me eating sawdust isn't a good coping mechanism but what the hell does she know!? 120
SocksNeedsHelp @socksneedshelp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026"10 Points!" When hitting an animal with your car extends to other things. It's 50 points for mailboxxes and 20,000 for your neighbor's tesla. 040
SocksNeedsHelp @socksneedshelp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Google Gemini vaporized my dog with laser from space 021
SocksNeedsHelp @socksneedshelp.bsky.social · 13/09/2026That is a cube. You know it's a cube and yet you lie nonetheless. Yet another beloved internet microcelebrity betraying my trust. 121
SocksNeedsHelp @socksneedshelp.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I stare lovingly at my DnD dice like a 52 year old man stares at his mid-life crisis car. 040
SocksNeedsHelp @socksneedshelp.bsky.social · 11/09/2026You're not gonna be bluesky famous clean your fucking microwave 020
SocksNeedsHelp @socksneedshelp.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I got logged out but I'm back to be just like a little annoying and sad all the time 030
SocksNeedsHelp @socksneedshelp.bsky.social · 11/08/2026My favorite thing is when people just throw their personal fandom into a conversation even though it had nothing to do with anything 040
Reposted by SocksNeedsHelpSiobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Honey what’s wrong? You’ve barely touched your wormdirt and cum sandwich 1867197
SocksNeedsHelp @socksneedshelp.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Hard to believe people born in 2010 are 6 years old now! Like if you agree. Repost to squish me under a big tank. 051
SocksNeedsHelp @socksneedshelp.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I'd commit the evil crime for some cheesecake factory, 040
SocksNeedsHelp @socksneedshelp.bsky.social · 05/08/2026It's my american right when I see a dusty car in a parking lot to draw a little smile on it. 080
SocksNeedsHelp @socksneedshelp.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Stop posting on the internet please that's my thing 030
SocksNeedsHelp @socksneedshelp.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Cheese grater + skin combo isn't sounding so bad right now. 030
SocksNeedsHelp @socksneedshelp.bsky.social · 01/08/2026> texture on my skin > pick at texture to remove it > blood 😐 040
SocksNeedsHelp @socksneedshelp.bsky.social · 24/07/2026The teenage urge to vaguepost about my depression fighting with the adult urge to shut the fuck up about it. 040
SocksNeedsHelp @socksneedshelp.bsky.social · 23/07/2026God gives his most difficult computer problems to his most tech illiterate subjects. 040
SocksNeedsHelp @socksneedshelp.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Hearing noises in my kitchen is it: - an intruder - just the house settling - some appliance making noise - proof im finally losing it Tune in next week to find out 040
SocksNeedsHelp @socksneedshelp.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Dont have the time to set up as a DM and dont have enough friends interested in it rn 110
SocksNeedsHelp @socksneedshelp.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I need to play a ttrpg again so fucking bad dude you have no idea 130
SocksNeedsHelp @socksneedshelp.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Im just going to bash my skull in with big hammer this year 020
SocksNeedsHelp @socksneedshelp.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Yall just be posting whatever the fuck you want these days huh 010
SocksNeedsHelp @socksneedshelp.bsky.social · 18/07/2026They should release a variant of youtube shorts called youtube pants where it'd only longer videos 041
SocksNeedsHelp @socksneedshelp.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Does your girlfriend kill small animals or is your girlfriend a small animal who you're going to kill? This post worries me. 110
SocksNeedsHelp @socksneedshelp.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Who up acting infernal or straight up impish 030
SocksNeedsHelp @socksneedshelp.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Yeah, i ordered only 3 baseball bat shin hits and they just keep hitting me? 020
SocksNeedsHelp @socksneedshelp.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Gender dysphoria either comes in the low, constant form or the hit you 14 times in the shins with a metal baseball bat baseball bat form and there's no inbetween 070
SocksNeedsHelp @socksneedshelp.bsky.social · 07/07/2026The majority of edibles being candy was a mistake. We could have had thc infused chicken noodle soup. 050
SocksNeedsHelp @socksneedshelp.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Love checking my following tab just to see that once friend who uses this app way too goddamn much. 030
SocksNeedsHelp @socksneedshelp.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Sorry I can't help you right now I'm too busy taking my 2nd depression nap of the day. 041
SocksNeedsHelp @socksneedshelp.bsky.social · 24/06/2026A dissapointing frequency of Monica in my life. 020
SocksNeedsHelp @socksneedshelp.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Just visited the bell. Asked for whom it tolled. Bad news, buddy. 060
SocksNeedsHelp @socksneedshelp.bsky.social · 18/06/2026So the shadows are wispering to me at the dead of night again and they say you're ugly. 020
Reposted by SocksNeedsHelpSiobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 18/06/2026They should make a humidifier that isn’t fucking hideous 192633
SocksNeedsHelp @socksneedshelp.bsky.social · 13/06/2026#OKGoodnight and cooked beyond belief with their new album, "stop/go". It genuinely does not get better than this. Also, i hope I wasn't the only one who saw this in the "Spiral" music video... 000