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Sock Puppet Pundit

@sockpuppetpundit.bsky.social
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Just your run-of-the-mill sock puppet with useless opinions. Never mind me.

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Sock Puppet Pundit @sockpuppetpundit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Sock Puppet Pundit @sockpuppetpundit.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Welcome to Bluesky. Please familiarize yourself with the following accounts to understand the range of opinions it is acceptable to express
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Sock Puppet Pundit @sockpuppetpundit.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
They are selling AI by saying it'll simply our lives. Our lives are simple. AI is selling a solution to a problem of our own creation. AI is selling consumerism. AI is selling. Spend an hour trying different prompts or spend 15 minutes taking a photo of a fucking burrito.
Gross AI slop burrito on a flyer.
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Sock Puppet Pundit @sockpuppetpundit.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Thanks (in red ink on ruled paper)
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Sock Puppet Pundit @sockpuppetpundit.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Come on... Show us your pen. (On rules paper in red ink with Lamy Safari)
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Sock Puppet Pundit @sockpuppetpundit.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Two angel statues in a cemetery with the caption "We are all fear-driven meat machines."
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Sock Puppet Pundit @sockpuppetpundit.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Downward facing fawn.
A fawn doing yoga on the trail.
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Sock Puppet Pundit @sockpuppetpundit.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Our local spots have weekly specials. They put the plate in a well-lit area, take a photo of it, and post it with a simple description. You don’t need a Hollywood set or a novella. We ain’t got time to read all that slop. This is one came across my FB feed. Post in ALT… KISS. Keep it simple stupid.
Fried Rice Brunch Bowl 🍳
Fried rice, teriyaki chicken thighs OR firecracker pork belly with peppers & onions. Topped with Sriracha &  house made Yum Yum 
Available all week long!
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Sock Puppet Pundit @sockpuppetpundit.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Reading "False" by @psychunseen.bsky.social and things like this come back to prediction markets. Do monetary rewards make people more accurate? It's motivated reasoning with the motivation being money. It's like experiments that found "experts" in markets weren't much better than a coin flip.
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Sock Puppet Pundit @sockpuppetpundit.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
While he doesn’t seem to be on here regularly, props to @emgisler.bsky.social for this awesome press release…
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Sock Puppet Pundit @sockpuppetpundit.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
True. So very true.
Civilization exposes the fraud that is gen x
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Sock Puppet Pundit @sockpuppetpundit.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The only candidates allowed as a phone screen…
Bill and Opus “THBBFT. Okay, then who else” 2016 campaign poster.
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Sock Puppet Pundit @sockpuppetpundit.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
People are on FB complaining about BRAG (Bike Ride Across Georgia). This asshole thinks people who can't afford cars or commute by bike are a public nuisance. That's classism. Many riders are professionals (including lawyers) riding bikes more expensive than many cars. That's just ignorance.
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Sock Puppet Pundit @sockpuppetpundit.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
It’s the little victories. Sometimes, it’s the big victories…
Garmin ride speed showing Max Speed of 123.7 mph.
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Sock Puppet Pundit @sockpuppetpundit.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
This is like conservatives guys lying about their political views to date liberal women.
Young MC

I HAVE INFORMED MY AGENTS THAT I WILL NOT BE PERFORMING AT THE FREEDOM 250 EVENT. The artists were never told about any political involvement with the event. And despite the claims by the organizers that the event is non-partisan, SPIN magazine describes it as Trump-backed". I hope to perform in D.C. in the near future at an event that is not so politically charged.
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Sock Puppet Pundit @sockpuppetpundit.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Wattle House.
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Sock Puppet Pundit @sockpuppetpundit.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
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Sock Puppet Pundit @sockpuppetpundit.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Apparently people have some strange ideas of what 'rural' means.
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Sock Puppet Pundit @sockpuppetpundit.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
They did do something awful...
Chili Lime Mango Peeps. Behold the horror!
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Sock Puppet Pundit @sockpuppetpundit.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
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Sock Puppet Pundit @sockpuppetpundit.bsky.social · 23/04/2026


Jeff Tiedrich
@itsJeffTiedrich
the first reporter to stand up and ask "what the fuck is wrong with you" should get a lifetime Pulitzer
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Sock Puppet Pundit @sockpuppetpundit.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
“If U Doin Big Shit Get A Big Bitch,” written on a wall.
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Sock Puppet Pundit @sockpuppetpundit.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Youth pastor... The stereotype just writes itself.
Monroe County Sheriff’s Office Investigators received information regarding a child pornography investigation being conducted by the Pennsylvania State Police.
The Pennsylvania State Police contacted our agency after identifying that pornographic images were being downloaded in the area of Mt. Zion Baptist Church located off Rivoli Road in Monroe County.  Five arrest warrants were issued in Pennsylvania after the Pennsylvania State Police investigation. 
The suspect has been identified as 30-year-old John Tyler Moreland of Macon, Ga, who was employed as a youth pastor at Mt. Zion Baptist Church in Monroe County.
Moreland was arrested by the U.S. Marshals in Houston County and is currently being held without bond while awaiting extradition to Pennsylvania.
The Monroe County Sheriff’s Office in conjunction with the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) is currently investigating if any offenses were committed in Georgia.  Search warrants have been obtained for devices in Monroe and Bibb County   Anyone with information is encouraged to contact the Monroe County Sheriff’s Office Communications Division at 478-994-7010 or the Investigations Division at 478-994-7043.
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Sock Puppet Pundit @sockpuppetpundit.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Find someone who looks at you like this dog looks at the camera.
A dog named Sushi with wide blue eyes and a cartoonish grin.
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Sock Puppet Pundit @sockpuppetpundit.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Jeff Tiedrich: the first reporter to stand up and ask "what the fuck is wrong
with you" should get a lifetime Pulitzer
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Sock Puppet Pundit @sockpuppetpundit.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
"We're building another black loop. Should be fine."
No trespassing sign with a trail marker stuck on it pointing to the new black loop.
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Sock Puppet Pundit @sockpuppetpundit.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
"Just ignore these off camber roots at the top, you'll take a hard right. Don't worry about going too wide because those two trees will put you right back on track."
Another sketchy switchback on the trail with two trees on the corner waiting for you to give them a high-speed hug.
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Sock Puppet Pundit @sockpuppetpundit.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
"It's simple. Send it through that berm and scrub speed before you hit that sandy patch at the bottom and slide down into the stream with the sketchy water." (It's a directional trail. In today's direction, I'm climbing this crap.)
Trail going down to a sweet berm that overlooks a stream with sus industrial runoff.
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Sock Puppet Pundit @sockpuppetpundit.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Berms? We don't need no stinkin' berms! @sundance.bikesky.social
Sketchy but of downhill trail with a sandtrap at the bottom.
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Sock Puppet Pundit @sockpuppetpundit.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
This is what the elevation looks like around here...
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Sock Puppet Pundit @sockpuppetpundit.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
What's this downhill you speak of? I like going down hill. I just do it slower. Finally having a dropper helps a lot. The problem is we don't have lengthy downhills, jumps, drops, or many berms. So I don't even have a place to build those skills. This is a trail...
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Sock Puppet Pundit @sockpuppetpundit.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
My Caturday post is about this asshole. It's been under my house a week and won't leave. I've crawled under the house and spent 2 days monitoring a security cam. It didn't even go near the door today. This is a neighbor's feral cat. Now it's my problem. Spay, neuter, and keep them the fuck inside.
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Sock Puppet Pundit @sockpuppetpundit.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Basic drip. Too cold to leave home for the fancy stuff. One of the local coffee shops just released their February drink list and I know what I’ll be trying out when it warms up a bit.
Coffee cup with Snoopy and Woodstock dancing.
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Sock Puppet Pundit @sockpuppetpundit.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
@hunterw.bsky.social This is what you need to watch out for… Omar being accused of marrying her brother. And Leavitt asking the reporters to prove it’s not wrong. This is the cess pool the old man’s brain is stewing in.
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Sock Puppet Pundit @sockpuppetpundit.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Not worth it. He's a fucking moron. Maybe he'll go to Venezuela himself to prove to us how peaceful it is now. We won't tell him about the travel warning. He's a big boy. I'm sure he can figure it out.
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Sock Puppet Pundit @sockpuppetpundit.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
I have a photo for you, @sethcotlar.bsky.social I’ve spent a lot of time in that cemetery and have never seen anyone at that plot to pay their respects.
A memorial cemetery marker to John Birch.
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Sock Puppet Pundit @sockpuppetpundit.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Embrace average. Practice radical okayness.
Your 2026 Word: mid
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Sock Puppet Pundit @sockpuppetpundit.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Every guy is a good guy with a gun until they aren't. www.newsweek.com/multiple-fat...
Firearms were also found at the scene, Lanyon said, noting that the 50-year-old suspect who died on the scene was a registered firearm owner for at least ten years, with six firearms registered to him.
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Sock Puppet Pundit @sockpuppetpundit.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
I’ve had many arguments with people who think MAGA are poor white people. They’re middle- and upper-middle-class white people. The people who voted for Trump don’t think the cost of living is as bad. The Biden bust was merely right-wing propaganda they parroted. www.politico.com/news/2025/12...
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Sock Puppet Pundit @sockpuppetpundit.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Tech bros like meaningless chat bots because that’s what they have. They have easy lives where other people do their work for them and tell them how great they are. Tech bros think we want to be like them and that’s what they are selling. As Joyce Carol Oates points out, who wants to be like them?
Joyce Carol Oates
@JoyceCarolOates
So curious that such a wealthy man never posts anything that indicates that he enjoys or is even aware of what virtually everyone appreciates— scenes from nature, pet dog or cat, praise for a movie, music, a book (but doubt that he reads); pride in a friend’s or relative’s accomplishment; condolences for someone who has died; pleasure in sports, acclaim for a favorite team;  references to history.  In fact he seems totally uneducated , uncultured. The poorest persons on Twitter may have access to more beauty & meaning in life than the “most wealthy person in the world.”
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Sock Puppet Pundit @sockpuppetpundit.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Here's one for you... the demographics of Coffee County, Georgia. You know, the place they broke into voting machines. Black and Latino people live in rural areas too. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coffee_...
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Sock Puppet Pundit @sockpuppetpundit.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Someone is trying to start some shit. Blockety Block Block.
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Sock Puppet Pundit @sockpuppetpundit.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
People really underestimate the design possibilities of bathrooms. That's the problem with the wall-to-wall marble --- it's boring and has no character. Long live fun bathrooms.
Light peach bathroom wall with black and white tile and 'Show me your kitties' sign. Blue bathroom wall with waves and cloud and a metal ship hanging.
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Sock Puppet Pundit @sockpuppetpundit.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
My favorite...
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Sock Puppet Pundit @sockpuppetpundit.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
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Sock Puppet Pundit @sockpuppetpundit.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Pissed Grandma and Frog.
Older woman with Fuck the Patriarchy sign standing next to guy in inflatable frog costume.
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Sock Puppet Pundit @sockpuppetpundit.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
The vibe.
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Sock Puppet Pundit @sockpuppetpundit.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Macon Trouble. #NoKings
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Sock Puppet Pundit @sockpuppetpundit.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Skank lean.
White gravel bike in front of a wall of graffiti with 'skank'  painted on it.
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Sock Puppet Pundit @sockpuppetpundit.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Unsolicited Vic pic.
Winged Victory of Samothrace marble sculpture
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