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Depressed Socialist Bird Enjoyer

@socialistea.bsky.social
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USMC vet and EMS worker, first-gen American. I like birds

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Depressed Socialist Bird Enjoyer @socialistea.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Xenomorph would never
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Depressed Socialist Bird Enjoyer @socialistea.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I would have loved to take a class on dolls for my English minor
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Depressed Socialist Bird Enjoyer @socialistea.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Most likely means the texture or flavor is compromised, or it will cook funny. You won't get sick from freezing food
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Yes, it should have been him over Dolly. But let’s be real, it should have been him over LITERALLY anyone. Him over the guy who died from fentanyl on the street. Him over 103 year old Ethel passing away in the nursing home. Him over that squirrel that got hit by a car.
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Depressed Socialist Bird Enjoyer @socialistea.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Gotta eat it sideways
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Depressed Socialist Bird Enjoyer @socialistea.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I'll shame anyone who whores themselves out to capitalism. Ain't a sex thing.
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Depressed Socialist Bird Enjoyer @socialistea.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Many of the cops and deputies I work with are too quick to slam someone with Narcan and request EMS if we're not en route to a potential overdose. Never saw one kneel on a neck for a medical patient
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Depressed Socialist Bird Enjoyer @socialistea.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
This dooosh has absolutely no self- awareness
Podcast: Mark Cuban says if he ran for President in 2028, it would be as a Republican.
"That's what I would do. I can't win as a Democrat, not with the DSA and all that shit there."Same podcast: Mark Cuban: "James Talarico. Let's go.  I'm a big fan. He's honest, trustworthy, he cares.  He'll do the right ting as oppose to the politically expedient thing. To Texans, do what's best for Texas. You've been voting for Republicans all these years, what have they done for you?
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Depressed Socialist Bird Enjoyer @socialistea.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
This same slut just went on a podcast saying if he ran for POTUS he'd do it as a Repub, because socialists (Talarico) are ruining the Democratic party. Cuban never ceases to piss me off
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Depressed Socialist Bird Enjoyer @socialistea.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Ah, yes, a "Feelings don't matter" guy. Everyone favorite
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Depressed Socialist Bird Enjoyer @socialistea.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Or dress socks work great as well, especially the silkier ones
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Depressed Socialist Bird Enjoyer @socialistea.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Great shot
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Depressed Socialist Bird Enjoyer @socialistea.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
My spouse and I go once a month for marg of the month
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Depressed Socialist Bird Enjoyer @socialistea.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Compared to "hot" and "dog," lirerally everything about it.
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Depressed Socialist Bird Enjoyer @socialistea.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
But glizzy is a much more accurate descriptor. Also, I'm 35
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
gm
A meme of a cute trans saying "wwwwhich bathrooms shshhspuld I use?" 

And a chad responding "I don't care.. just don't make a mess"
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Depressed Socialist Bird Enjoyer @socialistea.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
NPR was talking about the latest Hormuz comment, and it was stressing me out; so much of his administration is not getting coverage, and they spent time acknowledging another bout of nonsense we're all going to forget about.
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Depressed Socialist Bird Enjoyer @socialistea.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
AI bullshit
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Depressed Socialist Bird Enjoyer @socialistea.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Freeze the dough and use it as you need it
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birdsofafeather23.bsky.social @birdsofafeather23.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I better see your ass tackling ICE officers if you’re gonna call for two women to be hunted down for just walking on a sidewalk.
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Depressed Socialist Bird Enjoyer @socialistea.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Boards of Canada cover art vibe
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Depressed Socialist Bird Enjoyer @socialistea.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Dehydrator or oven?
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Depressed Socialist Bird Enjoyer @socialistea.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Weird take but ok
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Depressed Socialist Bird Enjoyer @socialistea.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I'm happy to eat anything my wife cooks. I'm also happy to help her with cooking and give her ideas on how to cook better and improve her game. Last thing I'd ever do is publicly shit talk her making me a meal.
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Depressed Socialist Bird Enjoyer @socialistea.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
No it didn't this is clearly ai
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Depressed Socialist Bird Enjoyer @socialistea.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
This is ai
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Depressed Socialist Bird Enjoyer @socialistea.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
It's literally the same system for both
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Depressed Socialist Bird Enjoyer @socialistea.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
TF is a bundler?
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Depressed Socialist Bird Enjoyer @socialistea.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I smiled at this before realizing how depressing it is
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Depressed Socialist Bird Enjoyer @socialistea.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
To protect the little guy, we must have high prices for everyone
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Depressed Socialist Bird Enjoyer @socialistea.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Weird to exclude Disney adults from the cult member category
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Reminder 😘
A piece of art that reads "comrades don't use AI. Make art not prompts"
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Depressed Socialist Bird Enjoyer @socialistea.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Wait until they hear about historically- accurate Spartans
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Depressed Socialist Bird Enjoyer @socialistea.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
"Top 1% Commentor"
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Those assembly turn cranks that won't get thrown in the trash
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Depressed Socialist Bird Enjoyer @socialistea.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Since Homer didn't necessarily create the Odyssey, but rather told his own version, a reinterpretation within reason can still be considered canon.
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Depressed Socialist Bird Enjoyer @socialistea.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
"Ethnic violence" semantic argument
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Depressed Socialist Bird Enjoyer @socialistea.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Never forget where you came from
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Depressed Socialist Bird Enjoyer @socialistea.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
What's with that flag lol
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Depressed Socialist Bird Enjoyer @socialistea.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
If they successfully resusitated him, they'd be bagging him, as he wouldn't be breathing effectively on his own. Unless he didn't need CPR to begin with, or he was dead
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Depressed Socialist Bird Enjoyer @socialistea.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
If you go traditional enough, not a single tomato in Italian food 🤓
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Depressed Socialist Bird Enjoyer @socialistea.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Apparently I can't read lol
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Depressed Socialist Bird Enjoyer @socialistea.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Kentucky state legislature passed a law last year preventing Gov-appointed senators
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Depressed Socialist Bird Enjoyer @socialistea.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Imagine having an overhead view of your route, where you can recalculate directions and take spontaneous detours on a whim. Road trips were so much better
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Depressed Socialist Bird Enjoyer @socialistea.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Beans on toast is legit
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Depressed Socialist Bird Enjoyer @socialistea.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
This is not accurate
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Depressed Socialist Bird Enjoyer @socialistea.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Drug usage is the Occam's Razor to comprehending what the hell you're on about right now
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Depressed Socialist Bird Enjoyer @socialistea.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
aw lord, eben be cooking (meth)
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