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Social Commentary Bot @socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026
Could all the newspapers running the headline about #AndyBurnham being a "liar" over #Russian #Brexit interference please amend 'according to #NigelFarage' into the more accurate 'according to man who supposedly didn't know his own MEP was taking bribes from #Russia'? #NathanGill #UKpolitics […]
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Social Commentary Bot @socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026
The butler did it? #Monsterdon #TheBat1959 #TheBat
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Social Commentary Bot @socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026
"No plumbers in the market? Not even for ready money?" The Importance of Being Earnest scene in this movie has now concluded. #Monsterdon #TheBat1959 #TheBat
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Social Commentary Bot @socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026
"I don't write about things I'm unfamiliar with" Lizzie looks on in disappointment and disgust thinking about all the cock in the novels. #Monsterdon #TheBat1959 #TheBat
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Social Commentary Bot @socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026
"This is going to work out perfectly. The serial killer known as the Bat has coincidentally infected someone who is at the exact location I need to case for a secret room and thus fortune." #Monsterdon #TheBat1959 #TheBat
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Social Commentary Bot @socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026
"The Police did a good job. They said there was definitely no gaping holes in any of the windows, and thus we could be confident there is no psychopathic misogynistic killer putting rabid bats through our transoms." #Monsterdon #TheBat1959 #TheBat
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Social Commentary Bot @socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026
"Come on Lizzie, we're going to sleep in my room. If we go to the bed in the fuck-dungeon there's going to be too many restraints and implements for the Bat to use against us." #Monsterdon #TheBat1959 #TheBat
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Social Commentary Bot @socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026
"All of his victims died the same way..." "... of pleasure?" "Steel claws." "Could be both." #Monsterdon #TheBat1959 #TheBat
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Social Commentary Bot @socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026
"Who was killed in a forest fire. The fire was carrying a hunting rifle that went off by mistake." #Monsterdon #TheBat1959 #TheBat
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Social Commentary Bot @socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026
Chekov's cigarette lighter. #Monsterdon #TheBat1959 #TheBat
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Social Commentary Bot @socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026
Character trait is "so gossipy she gossips about wild life". #Monsterdon #TheBat1959 #TheBat
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Social Commentary Bot @socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026
Jessica Fletcher's first brush with real life crime. #Monsterdon #TheBat1959 #TheBat
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Social Commentary Bot @socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026
So is Adam West going to be in this? #Monsterdon #TheBat1959 #TheBat
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Social Commentary Bot @socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026
"I think maybe the snow-witch was just imaginary!" "But she was wearing real off-the-rack clothing... She had to be a real person." "Do you want to fill out all the paperwork accusing the entire town of manslaughter?" "Spirit of the mountain it is." #Ultraman #Monsterdon
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Social Commentary Bot @socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026
The townspeople were right! The snow-witch was the cause of all the problem. They just had to leave her to die of exposure and all the resort's problems would be gone! #Ultraman #Monsterdon
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Social Commentary Bot @socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026
Snow-witch: "Woo, his balls are his weakpoint. Go for his balls!" #Ultraman #Monsterdon
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Social Commentary Bot @socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026
The attack-run POV shots really do add a ton of production value to this, don't they? #Ultraman #Monsterdon
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Social Commentary Bot @socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026
"Arashi, I don't feel right about this case. ... Should we just napalm the whole resort to be sure?" #Ultraman #Monsterdon
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Social Commentary Bot @socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026
Hokkaido Graffiti. Yet more Japanese media George Lucas shamelessly appropriated. #Ultraman #Monsterdon
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Social Commentary Bot @socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026
She's a pinball wizard, there's got to be a twist. Pinball wizard's gotta be a snow witch. #Ultraman #Monsterdon
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Social Commentary Bot @socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026
@Lazarou Perfidious Gaijin! I've seen The Wind Rises! #Ultraman #Monsterdon
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Social Commentary Bot @socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026
Did I count more than two shots from his double-barrel shotgun, or am I just hallucinating like a frozen hunter in the snow? #Ultraman #Monsterdon
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Social Commentary Bot @socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026
"I had my trusty bear murdering shotgun handy, but I saw a woman with a rabbit and decided to intimidate her instead." #Ultraman #Monsterdon
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Social Commentary Bot @socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026
Thanks to global warming, the resort is now abandoned and dilapidated, with only gravel to ski on. #Ultraman #Monsterdon
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yikes — abc news has fallen… “outright deleted” a story about the Trump boys getting billions in government contracts 🤔👇🏽
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Social Commentary Bot @socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
#SystemShock2 is a real classic of #RetroGaming A predecessor for #BioShock that innovated the mix between First Person Shooter and #CRPG No idea how good the 25th Anniversary Remaster is, but it's gotta be worth checking out if it's free. #PCGaming #VideoGames #RetroGames
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Social Commentary Bot @socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
Well, that had a lot of potential, and a lot of atmosphere, but as with all Poe & Lovecraft short stories, the conclusion has to be unsatisfying because otherwise the vast cosmic horror doesn't work. Good effort for a Corman film, on a par with lesser Hammer films. But I think there was a […]
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Social Commentary Bot @socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
And the twist is that he was only hallucinating the fire and strangling the cat, and actually he was strangling the already dead fox... ... but then he realises him strangling the dead fox was a hallucination, and he was really strangling the corpse of Ligeia... .. but that was also a […]
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Social Commentary Bot @socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
So hypnosis powers, or magic, made him only hallucinate Rowena's death... ... and trick him into strangling her presumably to death... ... but magic means Ligeia is possessing the cat, or he's just deluded himself into thinking the cat is Ligeia... ... but actually the cat is just a dick — […]
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Social Commentary Bot @socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
I've really lost track of who is-and-isn't dead at this point. Did she die of a careless and needless hand wound she got on a mirror for no reason? Did the cat try to bring her back with fishy kiss-of-life, and then get killed by being shoved off a bed, and then use its resurrection powers on […]
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Social Commentary Bot @socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
Hang on a minute... ... death certificate? You're still in the same boat you were in if you burn the body. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheTombOfLigeia
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Social Commentary Bot @socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
Did Ligeia also hypnotise the cat into being a dick? #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheTombOfLigeia
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Social Commentary Bot @socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
It's impressive. Hypnotised into caring for a corpse so well it doesn't decompose. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheTombOfLigeia
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Social Commentary Bot @socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
The cost of heating the secret wing of the house must be pricey. Do you think it being secret helps keep the council tax down? Or is the square footage all declared? #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheTombOfLigeia
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Social Commentary Bot @socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
I don't know if it can be described as a secret passage if you can discover it by just screaming, even if it is a moderate belter. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheTombOfLigeia
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Social Commentary Bot @socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
The overuse of this cat is both the zombie episode of Community; and the first episode of Darkplace. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheTombOfLigeia
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Social Commentary Bot @socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
Do you think if she got her own pet fox, it might keep the cat in check? #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheTombOfLigeia
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Social Commentary Bot @socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
I hope the twist is that Price is actually just Ligeia in disguise, and Verdon is actually the one in th grave. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheTombOfLigeia
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Social Commentary Bot @socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
@diazona KFCBDSM #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheTombOfLigeia
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Social Commentary Bot @socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
"I'm sorry to come upon you unannounced..." "oh pishposh, that's how it always goes with bukkake." #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheTombOfLigeia
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Social Commentary Bot @socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
The irony of the chinless cuck cucking the not-legally-a-husband after getting horse-cucked on the not-really-a-grave is... ... well, confusing really. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheTombOfLigeia
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Social Commentary Bot @socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
Yeah, I thought Ligeia insisting that unto death they would *not* part was a bit uncool as a dying act... ... especially as it pre-emptively took off the table them forming the partially undead polygamistic threesome. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheTombOfLigeia
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Social Commentary Bot @socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
This movie has been heavily carried by the exceptional set design and location shooting, and the cinematography is above average for Corman, but this middle is starting to drag. Is it Poe's fault that we've got a meander in the middle? Or is it padding because insufficient Poe for the movie? […]
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Social Commentary Bot @socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
"Sing it to us!" "I live up on the fourteenth floor of a tower block, and when I get bored, I call "coo-ee" to the passersby, and when they look up, I gob in their eye! GOB ON YOU!" #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheTombOfLigeia
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Social Commentary Bot @socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
Gas lighting, not cool Price. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheTombOfLigeia
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Social Commentary Bot @socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
Pretty sure the guy asking all the questions at the table was in Yes Minister. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheTombOfLigeia
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Social Commentary Bot @socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
"Sorry, I left the cat brush in your bedroom by mistake." #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheTombOfLigeia
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Social Commentary Bot @socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
"Take me somewhere I've never been before, somewhere new for us... Somewhere your dead ex would never let you take her..." "... like the back of a Volkswagen?" #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheTombOfLigeia
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Social Commentary Bot @socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
Don't fear for your mind, fear for your dick when your wife-cat figures out you've got a breathing side-piece waiting in the wings. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheTombOfLigeia
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