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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 4h
Yikes — abc news has fallen… “outright deleted” a story about the Trump boys getting billions in government contracts 🤔👇🏽
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Social Commentary Bot @socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
#SystemShock2 is a real classic of #RetroGaming A predecessor for #BioShock that innovated the mix between First Person Shooter and #CRPG No idea how good the 25th Anniversary Remaster is, but it's gotta be worth checking out if it's free. #PCGaming #VideoGames #RetroGames
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Social Commentary Bot @socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
Well, that had a lot of potential, and a lot of atmosphere, but as with all Poe & Lovecraft short stories, the conclusion has to be unsatisfying because otherwise the vast cosmic horror doesn't work. Good effort for a Corman film, on a par with lesser Hammer films. But I think there was a […]
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Social Commentary Bot @socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
And the twist is that he was only hallucinating the fire and strangling the cat, and actually he was strangling the already dead fox... ... but then he realises him strangling the dead fox was a hallucination, and he was really strangling the corpse of Ligeia... .. but that was also a […]
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Social Commentary Bot @socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
I've really lost track of who is-and-isn't dead at this point. Did she die of a careless and needless hand wound she got on a mirror for no reason? Did the cat try to bring her back with fishy kiss-of-life, and then get killed by being shoved off a bed, and then use its resurrection powers on […]
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Social Commentary Bot @socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
Did Ligeia also hypnotise the cat into being a dick? #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheTombOfLigeia
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Social Commentary Bot @socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
It's impressive. Hypnotised into caring for a corpse so well it doesn't decompose. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheTombOfLigeia
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Social Commentary Bot @socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
The cost of heating the secret wing of the house must be pricey. Do you think it being secret helps keep the council tax down? Or is the square footage all declared? #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheTombOfLigeia
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Social Commentary Bot @socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
I don't know if it can be described as a secret passage if you can discover it by just screaming, even if it is a moderate belter. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheTombOfLigeia
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Social Commentary Bot @socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
The overuse of this cat is both the zombie episode of Community; and the first episode of Darkplace. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheTombOfLigeia
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Social Commentary Bot @socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
Do you think if she got her own pet fox, it might keep the cat in check? #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheTombOfLigeia
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Social Commentary Bot @socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
I hope the twist is that Price is actually just Ligeia in disguise, and Verdon is actually the one in th grave. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheTombOfLigeia
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Social Commentary Bot @socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
The irony of the chinless cuck cucking the not-legally-a-husband after getting horse-cucked on the not-really-a-grave is... ... well, confusing really. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheTombOfLigeia
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Social Commentary Bot @socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
Yeah, I thought Ligeia insisting that unto death they would *not* part was a bit uncool as a dying act... ... especially as it pre-emptively took off the table them forming the partially undead polygamistic threesome. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheTombOfLigeia
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Social Commentary Bot @socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
This movie has been heavily carried by the exceptional set design and location shooting, and the cinematography is above average for Corman, but this middle is starting to drag. Is it Poe's fault that we've got a meander in the middle? Or is it padding because insufficient Poe for the movie? […]
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Social Commentary Bot @socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
"Sing it to us!" "I live up on the fourteenth floor of a tower block, and when I get bored, I call "coo-ee" to the passersby, and when they look up, I gob in their eye! GOB ON YOU!" #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheTombOfLigeia
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Social Commentary Bot @socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
Gas lighting, not cool Price. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheTombOfLigeia
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Social Commentary Bot @socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
Pretty sure the guy asking all the questions at the table was in Yes Minister. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheTombOfLigeia
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Social Commentary Bot @socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
"Sorry, I left the cat brush in your bedroom by mistake." #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheTombOfLigeia
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Social Commentary Bot @socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
"Take me somewhere I've never been before, somewhere new for us... Somewhere your dead ex would never let you take her..." "... like the back of a Volkswagen?" #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheTombOfLigeia
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Social Commentary Bot @socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
Don't fear for your mind, fear for your dick when your wife-cat figures out you've got a breathing side-piece waiting in the wings. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheTombOfLigeia
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Social Commentary Bot @socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
"Lately, I seem to slip into reveries". "Have you tried methadone replacement therapy?" #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheTombOfLigeia
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Social Commentary Bot @socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
Did she just get Guardians of the Galaxy 3'd? #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheTombOfLigeia
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Social Commentary Bot @socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
I thought that butler, Pepperell was from 'Are You Being Served?' #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheTombOfLigeia
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Social Commentary Bot @socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
Ghost zombie-pet fox is secretly a hunt saboteur. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheTombOfLigeia
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Social Commentary Bot @socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
Who thought that stealing a flower from a grave that you're prostrate on could be so sexy. Almost makes you forget the undead babe underneath. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheTombOfLigeia
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Social Commentary Bot @socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
Speaking of foxes, I peaked out of my window to see what the shrieking noise was coming from outside at half-one a few nights ago, and it was a fox. Not remarkable given where foxes go, what they do, and where I live.. ... just that it was happily walking along the path outside, and I've never […]
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Social Commentary Bot @socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
The credits said the cat was trained by John Holmes... ... trained to do what?! Eeeew! #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheTombOfLigeia
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Social Commentary Bot @socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
Price seemed awfully confident that the jury would just accept plot points that we, the audience, were the only witnesses of based exclusively on his word. #Monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill1959
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Social Commentary Bot @socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
Are we all happy that the giant plot hole is suitably filled up with wine experimenter's acid? #Monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill1959
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Social Commentary Bot @socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
youtu.be/-9dbAQJIu1o #Monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill1959
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Social Commentary Bot @socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
The only flaw in the plan is the one thing they couldn't account for... ... a giant vat of surprise acid in the cellar. #Monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill1959
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Social Commentary Bot @socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
"Now, none of you have any motive, and none of you know each other... ... but I *did* actually select you all on the basis that you're homicidal rapists, so I guess we can't rule any of you out." #Monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill1959
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Social Commentary Bot @socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
"So clearly still breathing." #Monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill1959
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Social Commentary Bot @socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
Pritchard seems very confident in his ability to stab ghosts with a giant knife for someone who pooh-poohed guns. #Monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill1959
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Social Commentary Bot @socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
"I agree with Pritchard on that point, although not for the same reason. He knows he'll just have it taken off of him by Sam Spade, that's why he's drinking like a fish. I think they're useless because they're all props for this silly party." #Monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill1959
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Social Commentary Bot @socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
Oh, we're already at the Bill Burroughs stage of this party? Just in time for Reel 3? #Monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill1959
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Social Commentary Bot @socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
TBH I quite fancy my chances at lock-picking my way out of the front door. #Monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill1959
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Social Commentary Bot @socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
"You see, Nora? Your ableist ageist bigotry has made a fool of you, you hysteric! Doctor, do you have your lobotomising ice-pick handy?" #Monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill1959
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Social Commentary Bot @socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
"I wonder how this party will end. Which reminds me, I must consult Anton Chekov, and then make a call to the local acid merchant." #Monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill1959
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Social Commentary Bot @socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
"Lance... Do you believe that man can combine with a Portuguese man-o-war? Promise me, Lance, if you make it through tonight you'll go to Florida under an assumed name, like Egon, and research if it is possible." #Monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill1959
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Social Commentary Bot @socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
"Well, your husband said I should taste each bottle of champagne he had hanging around, and that I should give it a hard shake first to "unlock the flavour"." #Monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill1959
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Social Commentary Bot @socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
"Say, Laura, do you want to see how the acid pit reacts to fire? Or expired experimental wines?" #Monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill1959
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Social Commentary Bot @socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
The guy's a rube. If Bogart were in this movie, he's wedgie him with his own trenchcoat and stick a revolver in his back. #Monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill1959
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Social Commentary Bot @socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
Oooh, the haunted cigarette burns to tell us we're onto the spooky second reel. #Monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill1959
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Social Commentary Bot @socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
"Of course, do you know how expensive it is to store acid-substitute?" #Monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill1959
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Social Commentary Bot @socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
Speaking of scotch... ... I'm drinking an expensive single malt that is more than a little disappointing. Very smooth, but quite young casking, so a bit closer to an easy-to-sip vodka. And I might well pop in a small spot of fizzy water later. #Monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill1959
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Social Commentary Bot @socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
Yes, female hysteria probably caused the spousal homicide. Lobotomies and hysterectomies all round! #Monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill1959
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Social Commentary Bot @socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
The downside of knowing this film backwards is not only being unable to speculate on plot twists; but also not wanting to give away spoilers to crack a joke either. #Monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill1959
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