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Jane Siegel Sterling

@socialchemistry.bsky.social
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Observations, sometimes jokes. Not great, Bob!

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Jane Siegel Sterling @socialchemistry.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When I was a freshman in college they did a clinic to get a meningitis shot. The guy in front of me was terrified, asked if he could hold my hand. I said sure, and he squeezed for dear life. When it was done he jumped up relieved, ready to bolt, but turned around and offered to hold my hand too.
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Jane Siegel Sterling @socialchemistry.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Michigan style one second
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Jane Siegel Sterling @socialchemistry.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
There’s a swath of sw*ft*es claiming the newly released songs are satire, corny on purpose, cheesy on purpose, and other you just don’t get it takes. My dear girl, why don’t you just try writing a love song? It’s much easier.
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Jane Siegel Sterling @socialchemistry.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Developing a new theory of everything called “a lot adults have pathological demand avoidance”
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Jane Siegel Sterling @socialchemistry.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’m gonna say what we’re probably not supposed to say. We have figured out better longevity, but not necessarily better quality of life to match.
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Jane Siegel Sterling @socialchemistry.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Just finished watching Widows Bay today, which I truly enjoyed, and can still say Hacks was robbed
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Jane Siegel Sterling @socialchemistry.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Everyone wanting to like Macklemore now for his politics, trying to act like they’re so cool for not being into his music, as if Downtown isn’t an all timer of a track
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Jane Siegel Sterling @socialchemistry.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
To celebrate the start of football, I want to tell you the cowboys are winning the Super Bowl, and it will be because I moved out Dallas this year after 41 years there.
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Jane Siegel Sterling @socialchemistry.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I think the real reason they tried to shelve coyote v acme is because they realized the fans were gonna start shipping it, if tik tok is any indication.
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Jane Siegel Sterling @socialchemistry.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Hilarious that none of the kids that appear in the trump accounts commercial would actually be eligible for one of those accounts.
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Jane Siegel Sterling @socialchemistry.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Boomers were so aptly named before they even knew it because they compulsively boom their phone volume in public
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Jane Siegel Sterling @socialchemistry.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
My biggest regret of 2017 remains not buying the pumpkin spice buzzball I saw at a gas station. Probably would have been 100% immune from Covid if I had tried that.
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Jane Siegel Sterling @socialchemistry.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
It is truly exhausting watching everyone succumb to AI posting. Art, ads, as part of every day interaction. I truly don’t know if there’s a turning back from this, or what it means for the future.
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Jane Siegel Sterling @socialchemistry.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Biggest MN culture shock this week was the lady at Total Wine asking if I wanted a paper or plastic “beyg”. I heard “baaaaag” leaving my mouth and I felt pretentious
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Jane Siegel Sterling @socialchemistry.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
People in MN do friendly / communication honks while driving, which is deeply unsettling to me, a Texan (Dallasite at that) whose instinctual response to honking is to assume a gun is about to be involved.
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Jane Siegel Sterling @socialchemistry.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I am beyond frustrated that my “boycott this restaurant due to AI slop advertising” list only grows, daily. And it’s all so bad! So generic! What social media manager is looking at this and going oh yeah, this will set us apart??
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Jane Siegel Sterling @socialchemistry.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I hesitate to throw around the word cringe, but the fact that there's a "King Kylie" menu at Dunkin just might be the definition of it
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Jane Siegel Sterling @socialchemistry.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
You heal from cancer. And your port is out, and your hair grows back and you don’t look sick, or feel sick, and you’re a year out from a double mastectomy. Then you’ll cry in the fitting room because you don’t know how to explain to the sales girl that you have no idea what size bra you need.
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Suncrush @suncrush.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Meanwhile, from a bar in America
A poster advertising the Mexico-England game recreating a famous piece of Mexican art where Aztec priests remove the heart from a sacrifice victim. The priests are in Mexico jerseys and the victim is in an England jersey
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Jane Siegel Sterling @socialchemistry.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Dating was impossibly horrible when I was doing it 10 years ago, but if I had to go on dates today with dudes wearing Meta glasses and recording the whole thing I’d probably be in jail
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Jane Siegel Sterling @socialchemistry.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
BING BONG, resetting the time line, LFG!!
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Jane Siegel Sterling @socialchemistry.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
2018: Hamilton is kinda corny, over exposed, white washing history, uncool 2026: I have to set every Knicks edit to a Hamilton song
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Jane Siegel Sterling @socialchemistry.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
So the sage did work after all
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Jane Siegel Sterling @socialchemistry.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Good job NYC, knew you could do it
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Jane Siegel Sterling @socialchemistry.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
My stupid, useless take is I believe social media pages have an obligation to delete bad engagement comments. I’m sure you can imagine what the comments section on a Dallas influencers guide to pride parades looks like. Every nasty comment should be deleted and those accounts blocked.
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Jane Siegel Sterling @socialchemistry.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Starting a new job today, happy pride!!! 🏳️‍🌈
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Jane Siegel Sterling @socialchemistry.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Shockingly good day to be a cowboys fan
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Jane Siegel Sterling @socialchemistry.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I’m having a difficult time with the conspiracy theory brain around Ebola, considering I lived in Dallas in 2014 and can remember how that situation was treated. By which I mean it was given all the seriousness it deserved, and no one was screaming it was a lie to control the masses.
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Jane Siegel Sterling @socialchemistry.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
LOL damn that just for fun bet on Bulgaria to win Eurovision really paid off for me. This is how people develop a problem.
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Jane Siegel Sterling @socialchemistry.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Cowboys schedule release cleared everyone, no notes
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Jane Siegel Sterling @socialchemistry.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I love dreams by the cranberries but let’s be honest we have to stop using it every single promo out right now. We’ll get sick of it. I am getting sick of it.
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Jane Siegel Sterling @socialchemistry.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Kentucky Derby yesterday is proof positive why I love watching. Some years are a little predictable but every once in a while you get a race like that that blows you away
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Jane Siegel Sterling @socialchemistry.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
One thing I sincerely don’t get is people’s enjoyment of obvious AI slop pet videos. No, I don’t need to see a cat doing MJ moves on its hind legs wearing people clothes. How is this entertaining to you? It wouldn’t even be a good cartoon. Killing the planet so you can see a dog do a crotch grab.
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Jane Siegel Sterling @socialchemistry.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I’m generally a channel 5 girl for the news, but when NTX weather is acting up it’s Delkus or bust.
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Jane Siegel Sterling @socialchemistry.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
The reveal of who took Whittaker’s badge on the Pitt last night was TV perfection, zero notes
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Jane Siegel Sterling @socialchemistry.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Texting my husbands phone, then liking the tik toks he sent me and chatting there, then liking the insta reels he sends me and talking there…
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Jane Siegel Sterling @socialchemistry.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
The thing that is so incredibly stupid about using promises made, promises kept as a catch phrase is the people using it are just full time lying about everything. So incredibly easy to say and do when you just make shit up whole cloth.
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Jane Siegel Sterling @socialchemistry.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
All I’ve done all morning is watch space and sports tik toks and CRY
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Jane Siegel Sterling @socialchemistry.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Every time I see a post in my professional network about people trying to buy caps & gowns for their masters graduation it makes me so happy I skipped mine. The cost is insane. The stress of the event is insane. I went to a steakhouse to celebrate and it was 100% a better use of my money and time.
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Jane Siegel Sterling @socialchemistry.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I have some friends who post politically on fb and don’t block or delete when people reply with dumbass maga shit. And honestly I hate that. Get rid of the losers in your life or quit posting. Or do it in private like I do here on bluesky so I can talk to my echo chamber.
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Jane Siegel Sterling @socialchemistry.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Gonna start telling religious people that they are not entitled to the benefits of a secular society if they’re more interested in elevating their religion than the are being good members of our common collective.
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Jane Siegel Sterling @socialchemistry.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Sitting at a restaurant bar in Frisco TX and the whole place exploded for that UConn 3
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Jane Siegel Sterling @socialchemistry.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
“Did you plug your symptoms into ChatGPT to come up with this concern?” No I did it the old fashioned way, I told my mom my tummy hurts
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Jane Siegel Sterling @socialchemistry.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Technical issues aside, fantastic Oscars. Agree with all winners, the live performances were amazing. Movies are good.
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Jane Siegel Sterling @socialchemistry.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
With the current discourse, feels like a good time to bring up how I loathe gendered names as insults to other teams. Calling them the Dallas Cowgirls doesn’t make me think you hate Dallas, it makes me think you hate women.
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Jane Siegel Sterling @socialchemistry.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
USA mens and women’s hockey 🤝 sick goals in overtime
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Jane Siegel Sterling @socialchemistry.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
“Ask chat gpt to create a characature of you based on everything it knows about you” binary code will never know me ✌🏻
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Jane Siegel Sterling @socialchemistry.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
If you had told me in 2015 there would be a white political candidate promising to “pull woke books off the shelf” I would have thought it was a key & peele bit, not a real ad I saw this morning
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Zach Malm @muzach.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
So, let's get this straight. Christopher "Moot" Poole created 4chan as a gathering place for hentai and CSAM enthusiasts, started /pol/ the day he met with Jeffrey Epstein, then /pol/ memed Trump to the presidency and birthed Qanon, a conspiracy theory in which Trump is a good person who hates CSAM.
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Jeremy C-howl @jmchao.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Lockjaw from One Battle After Another stepping into his Christmas Adventurers office.
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