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soap in my fucking eyes ow

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the Bandit @soapey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
fighter jet pilots getting ready for their 14th sortie of the day after grok sends another 747 into restricted airspace
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the Bandit @soapey.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
bob page shit
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the Bandit @soapey.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
mind craft
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the Bandit @soapey.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
thousand teraflop stare
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the Bandit @soapey.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
hi gorgeous
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the Bandit @soapey.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
unironically yes. what are you talking about man.
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the Bandit @soapey.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
gaming's tower of babel
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Self-reference. Very avant garde.
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the Bandit @soapey.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
put your hand on a hot stove for a minute
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the Bandit @soapey.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
i care not what agentic blockchain framework web3 is being made in, but I know that web 4.0 will be made with PHP and jQuery
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GIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
MAMMALS/MANDRIL2.GIF
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the Bandit @soapey.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Opinion | Give Shit in Your Water Supply a Chance On one hand, dumping raw sewage into the river will devastate local wildlife. On the other hand, it'll spread disease and cause thousands of deaths. Best of all - there is zero reason to do it. Here is why we should do it:
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the Bandit @soapey.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
the phantom pain...
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the Bandit @soapey.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
🏧
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the Bandit @soapey.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
workshopping a new type of guy: emulation is stealing. proton is emulation. therefore linux gaming is illegal piracy
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the Bandit @soapey.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
how can we call america a regime if they haven't even figured out turning coal into diet coke. stupid.
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the Bandit @soapey.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
CIA needs to make a network of shell companies to establish 250 Waffle House locations around critical infrastructure in Tehran. follow for more war tips #osint
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the Bandit @soapey.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
in the Future half of world's crude oil reserves will be A.I. Generated
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the Bandit @soapey.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
noob. 60%+ or BUST
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the Bandit @soapey.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
its a commodity, actually. like bit coin or weed
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the Bandit @soapey.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Maybe I am in the minority here, but I don't want my games to look "photoreal". I understand that they simply cannot, shouldn't strive to, and bruteforcing "ground truth" with monte carlo and style transfer in real time won't get you there.
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the Bandit @soapey.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
But the bigger issue here is vendor lock-in and devs having to cut corners. Games nowadays take an absurd amount of time and money to make, so no one will be surprised to see this slop-based GI become more and more essential for the intended graphical fidelity (see current DLSS and RTX)
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the Bandit @soapey.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Their site suggests it's nothing more than a screenspace postprocessing filter with no scene awareness whatsoever. It is heavily implied that it works on the finished frames and simply infers all the data it needs at an insane compute cost. No mention of using the pipeline's gbuffers for example.
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the Bandit @soapey.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
It's obvious that all the sliders are way overblown for tech demo reasons, and the final iteration *hopefully* won't be as garish, but at the end of the day, even if it does provide a subtle visual enhancement that's in line with the original artistic intent, do we really want that?
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the Bandit @soapey.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Sending hatemail over something like that is ridiculous and those people desperately need to go outside, but there are absolutely reasons for why this tech is overall a net negative for the medium that I'm honestly not seeing enough discussion of.
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the Bandit @soapey.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
just got a word from an insider source that DLSS 6 will let Gamers reveal the oily studio-lit face of God. #thewayitsmeanttobeplayed #greenwithenvy #peterthiel
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the Bandit @soapey.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Highly doubt there is anything more to it than just dumb postprocessing. It's not even sampling roughness or any other material info. Source: their own website lol
DLSS 5 takes a game’s color and motion vectors for each frame as input, and uses an AI model to infuse the scene with photoreal lighting and materials that are anchored to source 3D content and consistent from frame to frame. DLSS 5 runs in real time at up to 4K resolution for smooth, interactive gameplay.the diagram illustrating the paragraph. only color and motion as inputs.
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the Bandit @soapey.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
blue sky is an exception. a wise old man sold me a protective amulet for £200
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the Bandit @soapey.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
i only access web sites with divination-proof TLS certificates.
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the Bandit @soapey.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
sonic the hog
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the Bandit @soapey.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
many such cases..
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the Bandit @soapey.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
imagine having a mind that's serializable lmao. they'll put ur ass into a blackwell rack and force you to toil in bitcoin mines for 1000 years.
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the Bandit @soapey.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
chatgpt is and forever will be inanimate, as the only time it "thinks" is in between discrete moments of figuring out the probabilities of the next word. if you think that counts as having a soul equal to yours, it's over for you tbh.
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the Bandit @soapey.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
wrong snake !
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the Bandit @soapey.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
computer
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the Bandit @soapey.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
just finished watching launch trailer for PLUR1BUS by Apple TV... need a moment to ruminate on.. the current state of things ...
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the Bandit @soapey.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
the demiurge is attacking me in my sleep, Again!
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MysticWaffle @mysticwaffle.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Re-tweet if this is True
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the Bandit @soapey.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Slug Championship
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the Bandit @soapey.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
my Team has just confirmed it-- Christ is already back.. and is WOKE
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the Bandit @soapey.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
saying the Lord's prayer in a way That is SUS/POSIX-compliant
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the Bandit @soapey.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
MillionsOfDeadWorms
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the Bandit @soapey.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
me giving a powerpoint at Palantir: "how could we *really* know if what our human-out-of-the-loop drone AI considers a combatant is actually one? As Kant stipulates with his system of Transcendental Idealism-" senior management after my presentation: "broaden 'combatant' to 'biped with a pulse'"
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the Bandit @soapey.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
that's for msword compatibility smh
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the Bandit @soapey.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
ultrakill
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