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@soapey.bsky.social
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soap in my fucking eyes ow

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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Self-reference. Very avant garde.
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the Bandit @soapey.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
i care not what agentic blockchain framework web3 is being made in, but I know that web 4.0 will be made with PHP and jQuery
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GIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
MAMMALS/MANDRIL2.GIF
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the Bandit @soapey.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
workshopping a new type of guy: emulation is stealing. proton is emulation. therefore linux gaming is illegal piracy
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the Bandit @soapey.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
how can we call america a regime if they haven't even figured out turning coal into diet coke. stupid.
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the Bandit @soapey.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
CIA needs to make a network of shell companies to establish 250 Waffle House locations around critical infrastructure in Tehran. follow for more war tips #osint
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the Bandit @soapey.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
in the Future half of world's crude oil reserves will be A.I. Generated
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the Bandit @soapey.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
just got a word from an insider source that DLSS 6 will let Gamers reveal the oily studio-lit face of God. #thewayitsmeanttobeplayed #greenwithenvy #peterthiel
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the Bandit @soapey.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
i only access web sites with divination-proof TLS certificates.
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the Bandit @soapey.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
sonic the hog
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the Bandit @soapey.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
chatgpt is and forever will be inanimate, as the only time it "thinks" is in between discrete moments of figuring out the probabilities of the next word. if you think that counts as having a soul equal to yours, it's over for you tbh.
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the Bandit @soapey.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
computer
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the Bandit @soapey.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
just finished watching launch trailer for PLUR1BUS by Apple TV... need a moment to ruminate on.. the current state of things ...
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the Bandit @soapey.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
the demiurge is attacking me in my sleep, Again!
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MysticWaffle @mysticwaffle.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Re-tweet if this is True
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the Bandit @soapey.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Slug Championship
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the Bandit @soapey.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
my Team has just confirmed it-- Christ is already back.. and is WOKE
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the Bandit @soapey.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
saying the Lord's prayer in a way That is SUS/POSIX-compliant
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