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badly drawn boo! 🎃👻🧛🏼‍♀️ @soapachu.bsky.social · 8h

Trying to work with a lap full of kittens gets very warm

Three black and white kittens sitting on a lap, we see them from above.

badly drawn boo! 🎃👻🧛🏼‍♀️ @soapachu.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

lolololol well of course THEIR OWN ENQUIRY didn't think they did anything wrong Remember when the Telegraph was a quality newspaper?

Facebook post by the Telegraph

EXCLUSIVE: Reform UK did not break any laws when senior party figures were recorded by undercover journalists discussing a £500,000 gift from a foreign donor, an internal investigation has concluded.

A 27-page report, commissioned by Reform, after a Channel 4 investigation into funding also cleared the party of wrongdoing over the funding of three opinion polls.

🔗: https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2026/10/07/reform-inquiry-clears-staff-over-undercover-donations-sting/?WT.mc_id=tmgoff_fb_photo_staff-over-undercover-donations-sting/

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badly drawn boo! 🎃👻🧛🏼‍♀️ @soapachu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Timeline cleanse: a chum who lives in Hastings had a curious visitor whilst out on the water

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badly drawn boo! 🎃👻🧛🏼‍♀️ @soapachu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

The two flavours of kitten paw: perfect toe beans and trainee murder kitten

A photo of a small rear kitten foot with white fur surrounding perfect black toe pads, and the front paw having all claws extended and looking very sharp

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badly drawn boo! 🎃👻🧛🏼‍♀️ @soapachu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I'm sorry, what virus? Because Y. pestis is a bacterium.

Independent newspaper article about a Russian lab worker who's died of 'suspected plague' after "being exposed to virus by broken test tube". Yersinium pestis is a bacterium, not a virus.

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badly drawn boo! 🎃👻🧛🏼‍♀️ @soapachu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Plague Day 3: someone came in the night and filled my head with hot concrete. Mucus generation continues unabated. Even kitten therapy is falling short. Plus they're spiky little shits.

My legs covered in kittens. They're very spiky.

I call this look "rugby x kittens". My right knee, covered in bruises and scratches.

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badly drawn boo! 🎃👻🧛🏼‍♀️ @soapachu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The drunk hallucinations segment in Dumbo; specifically this:

A humanoid shape made of brightly coloured elephant heads with empty spaces where their eyes should be.

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badly drawn boo! 🎃👻🧛🏼‍♀️ @soapachu.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Fucking hell this stuff is insidious. If your BMI* is 23, it's highly unlikely you need weight loss treatment. My BMI is 25.4 so... *Yeah I know it's mostly bullshit

Instagram advert pushing weight loss jabs at people who don't need to lose weight

Black and white photo of a tall fair haired woman wearing a black and white evening dress

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badly drawn boo! 🎃👻🧛🏼‍♀️ @soapachu.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

This is the face of the unrepentant asshole who beat up his brother then refused to eat his dinner #DailyFrank

A fluffy grey cat lying on a hardwood floor looking angry

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badly drawn boo! 🎃👻🧛🏼‍♀️ @soapachu.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

It's hard to feel glum when this kind of entertainment is available

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badly drawn boo! 🎃👻🧛🏼‍♀️ @soapachu.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The blanket does meet with the big lad's approval though

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badly drawn boo! 🎃👻🧛🏼‍♀️ @soapachu.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Mr Bee and I should currently be up north with my fam. Except he is on two different types of antibiotic and I'm under a blanket with some kind of Unknown Plague. So that's £130 of train tickets down the drain.

A middle aged man falling asleep very uncomfortably on a blue sofa. My legs are visible in the foreground covered in a light blue blanket

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badly drawn boo! 🎃👻🧛🏼‍♀️ @soapachu.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

One for @therealyplac.bsky.social As most folk will know, those hatched areas by building entrances are for EMERGENCY ACCESS

A stupid American car selfishly parked 1/3 across the white hatched space in front of a building. There are approximately 50 alternative car spaces available.

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badly drawn boo! 🎃👻🧛🏼‍♀️ @soapachu.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Man down. Headache, fatigue, gacky throat* At least I have a lapful of kittens. *No idea how else you describe it. Not quite sore, but just...unpleasant.

A torso and legs sitting on a faux fur blanket on a wooden floor. Multiple black kittens are on my leg and lap.

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badly drawn boo! 🎃👻🧛🏼‍♀️ @soapachu.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

"Did you get those new seat covers?" "Sure boss; real fucking Provo like you wanted"

View of the interior of a car, showing front seat covers where the headrests look like white balaclavas

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badly drawn boo! 🎃👻🧛🏼‍♀️ @soapachu.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I started playing rugby at 50. Still waiting for my first try, but still running out each week.

A middle aged white woman who should probably know better, running with the ball on a rugby pitch. She looks extremely angry / terrified.

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badly drawn boo! 🎃👻🧛🏼‍♀️ @soapachu.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I also enjoy his letter to Charles Lyell; "I am very poorly today and very stupid and hate everybody and everything".

Except from Darwin's original letter: "I am very poorly today and very stupid and hate everybody and everything"

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badly drawn boo! 🎃👻🧛🏼‍♀️ @soapachu.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I guess we've just given up noticing that the weather is insane

Screen grab from my phone home screen showing that it's the first of October but will be 21°c / 70°F today

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badly drawn boo! 🎃👻🧛🏼‍♀️ @soapachu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

"Mum, what's that dark place in the distance?" "That's Chingford my love. You must never go there. They've elected Iain Duncan Smith nine times".

A small black kitten and a tuxedo cat sitting on a window ledge looking outside.

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badly drawn boo! 🎃👻🧛🏼‍♀️ @soapachu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Girls, your obsession with my underwear is... distressing

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badly drawn boo! 🎃👻🧛🏼‍♀️ @soapachu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I can't tell if this is good or bad for my productivity

A little tuxedo kitten nestled in my arm whilst I sit at my desk

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badly drawn boo! 🎃👻🧛🏼‍♀️ @soapachu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Smol beastie guarding my desk (but falling asleep on the job)

A little black and white kitten sitting on an external CD drive

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badly drawn boo! 🎃👻🧛🏼‍♀️ @soapachu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Oh god. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes . (We won)

Getting tackled by one of the opposition

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badly drawn boo! 🎃👻🧛🏼‍♀️ @soapachu.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

First league game as captain tomorrow. Ordering pizza; seems only right. Disappointed with the Roses' performance earlier; not sure we deserved that win.

View down on to the pitch at Twickenham, with the Red Roses banners

The Black Ferns complete their haka, facing an England squad in a semicircle

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badly drawn boo! 🎃👻🧛🏼‍♀️ @soapachu.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Putting aside the important message for a moment, have we collectively forgotten verb agreements?

Poster promoting Movember, which says '1 in 5 MEN AGED 16-64 HAVE A MENTAL HEALTH CONDITION'

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badly drawn boo! 🎃👻🧛🏼‍♀️ @soapachu.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Start your day the right way; with some ridiculous fluffy #DailyFrank pantaloons

The rear end of a fluffy grey cat, showing curly fluffocks

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badly drawn boo! 🎃👻🧛🏼‍♀️ @soapachu.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

And the milk bar is back in business. She'd not been *at all* maternal this past week, but I think she was feeling crap after her spay. Check out that purring.

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