iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

I’m sorry I didn’t tell you about that one in Nunavut. It wasn’t my idea to not invite you. The guys just, y’know, were a bit done with your drama.

It was good! Not my favourite yurt, but definitely in the top 20.

They’re so good! I had to exchange my pebbles for a bam-bam due to an ill fit, but I’m keeping my grand poobah as a backup. I’m on the waiting list for the great gazoo.

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Haha—sick burn! You know I don’t remember that because of the 11 Bitcoin I spent on the ayahuasca in the yurt that morning.

No man. Don’t worry. I’ll front you the bitcoin.

You may have agreed to your own suggestion about that, but I been all over the socials talking that up! Booya!!! (Ya, I said booya).

Except those socks! Honestly dude!

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I’ve created a spreadsheet. I’ll DM the link.

Aww, bless. Don’t sell yourself short.

And I didn’t do what I did in your bathroom.

Was it your outfit? Was she warning you about the shoes?

Spoiler. It was Debbie and Rick from next door. Hoping this saves your life.

That’s only margarinely correct.

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Should I send you my address?

Says someone who’s never found the laundromat in Atlantis.

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That’s what the guy on the subway kept trying to convince me of whilst brushing my bicep with his cocaine fingernail.

I’m not a baby. And I’m not a girl. But I did get an offer for your kidneys.

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But instead you’re still squatting in my garage! This is the last time I’m going to warn you!!!

One does not offer lotion. One simply insists.

I’ll be the judge of that.

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It’s likely an undiagnosed hiatal hernia. Or perhaps something worse. Sweet dreams.

OMG! You’re preaching to the choir!!! This happens all the time here (in downtown Toronto where street parking is the only option for most of us, as it is rare to have a driveway). It infuriates me!

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I’ll keep you posted. But I guarantee this person is going to pick up their braised chicken with their hands when it comes out.

Right? Using a fork like it’s the only utensil—and stabbing and scooping up all one’s food with it, then shoveling it in your mouth. I’m in the middle of this. (Not texting from the table—on a washroom break).

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SnozWrap @snozwrap.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Am I a complete asshole for judging people who have poor table manners?

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The 29% who admit it—Fuck the other 15% too.

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SnozWrap @snozwrap.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

So, not a fan of daytime TV?

Ya, whatevs. I just usually throw all the packs of Sweet’N Low in Barb’s purse and tell everyone I saw her stealing our shared kitchen supplies.

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Is that your humble brag that you went to Oxford?

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Is it just me, or is John Stewart still the sexiest man on the planet?

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It was. And I miss her. But apparently all of her jewelry was “costume”. Barely funded a new jar of olives.

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Is it just me, or is Gonzo awakening to wreak havoc on all y’all?

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That’s what you said next year!

And sometimes you spin the lazy susan and it comes up olives on Nana’s side of the table, and she eats one but chokes on the pit, so you have to rush her to emergency, but it’s too late, she’s gone by the time you get there, and now there is a massive bill to pay. Hope I didn’t dampen the mood.

That’s A.I.—nobody, not even Darrin makes stew that well.

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E’scuse me??? I’m an old man with money! I still have a half roll of quarters for this week’s laundry!

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Being against the government of a country is NOT being against the people of a country. In fact, quite the opposite.

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Come November—VOTE!!!! Please remember, you are not just voting for yourself, you are voting for the rest of the world who has no vote in USA elections, but is directly impacted by the result.

Was it about your culottes? Please say it was about your culottes!

Speak for yourself. My Nana hip-hops-hoorays away from the home at least once a fortnight. We usually find her at bingo.

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I appreciate your kind words for our establishment, however, as I’ve told you three times tonight, you have to pay your tab before I can let you leave.

SnozWrap @snozwrap.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

One of my best friend’s mother (whom I am also close to) is leaving us in a week using MAID. I fully support it. It is my first time though, knowing someone’s exact date of departure and being able to let them know, in advance, how much she is loved.

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Remember the good ol’ days when the extent of our hate was just directed at our one weird uncle?