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A Canadian Fella Who Enjoys World Peace and a Nice Bowl of Soup

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SnozWrap @snozwrap.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Is it just me, or is John Stewart still the sexiest man on the planet?
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SnozWrap @snozwrap.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Being against the government of a country is NOT being against the people of a country. In fact, quite the opposite.
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SnozWrap @snozwrap.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Come November—VOTE!!!! Please remember, you are not just voting for yourself, you are voting for the rest of the world who has no vote in USA elections, but is directly impacted by the result.
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SnozWrap @snozwrap.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
One of my best friend’s mother (whom I am also close to) is leaving us in a week using MAID. I fully support it. It is my first time though, knowing someone’s exact date of departure and being able to let them know, in advance, how much she is loved.
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SnozWrap @snozwrap.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Remember the good ol’ days when the extent of our hate was just directed at our one weird uncle?
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SnozWrap @snozwrap.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’ve had a Costco membership for 7 years (gracious perk through my job). To this day, I have never been to a Costco in my life. I’m not against it at all—I’m just stating the facts.
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SnozWrap @snozwrap.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
For those of us old enough to remember this image of Jim Bakker being hauled out by the authorities (crying like a baby)—do you fantasize about something similar happening soon to another guy?
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SnozWrap @snozwrap.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Congratulations Sally Field. And thank you. 🇨🇦
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SnozWrap @snozwrap.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
16 around the boardroom table. Invited speaker said “as an icebreaker say your favourite snack”. We all took our turn “popcorn”, “chips”,“chocolate” etc. Then (name redacted) said, “a nice charcuterie board with imported cheeses and meats”. Your attempt to impress us (name redacted) didn’t work.
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SnozWrap @snozwrap.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
On one of my many visits to the USA (years ago of course), I finally tried this thing they invented called “Canadian Bacon” (which exists only there). So in retaliation I now refer to Spam as “American Filet Mignon”.
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SnozWrap @snozwrap.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
OK!!!! EVERYONE use your Spotify, or Apple Music, or whatever…. Listen to one of the best Canadian songs ever. “Do the Bearcat” by David Wilcox.
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SnozWrap @snozwrap.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Saved a few bucks on the side over the last few months to have a great meal for a family birthday celebration tonight. Fantastic Italian place in the Yorkville neighbourhood of downtown Toronto (been there a few times over the years, it’s been there for 40 years). My belly full! fieramoscatoronto.ca
fieramoscatoronto.ca
Trattoria Fieramosca - Yorkville, Toronto, ON
Condottiere, born in Capua, Campania, SW Italy. He fought in the service of the Aragonese against Charles VIII in 1494. In the conflict between France and Spain for the possession of the Kin...
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SnozWrap @snozwrap.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It would truly suck these days if your name is Al (short for Alfred). You’d think the whole world hates you.
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SnozWrap @snozwrap.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
So! It’s Labour Day weekend here in Canada, Labor Day weekend in the USA. We can’t get along without U!
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SnozWrap @snozwrap.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The entire world outside of the USA, and 60% of people within the USA recognize what’s happening.
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SnozWrap @snozwrap.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Well played Williams sisters!!! ❤️
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SnozWrap @snozwrap.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
So, if I’ve had a bit to drink, and I keep typing, then deleting a post, over and over (because I don’t think I should post that)—should I listen to my current brain and just hit “post”, or should I listen to my projected tomorrow brain that’s saying, “you’ll be SO happy you didn’t post that”?
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SnozWrap @snozwrap.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
If you’re a picky eater, grow up (religious/health/moral reasons accepted). If I’m hosting a five-course dinner party, don’t arrive and say, just as you sit down to eat, “I don’t like any vegetables”. I’m plating each course the same, if you don’t want it you can just sit there and look like fool.
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SnozWrap @snozwrap.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I hope I’m wrong, but mark my words… Trump will DEFINITELY attempt to cancel the midterm elections citing some crazy loophole. And the Supreme Court will back him.
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SnozWrap @snozwrap.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I recently posted something similar, but this is a reminder. Trump is not insulting Canadians, he’s insulting the Indigenous Huron-Wendat First Nation culture. The name Ontario derives from the Wendat word “Ontari’io”. 400 years old—predates Canada and the USA. www.aptnnews.ca/national-new...
aptnnews.ca
Indigenous leaders condemn Trump's renaming of Lake Ontario
Indigenous leaders and advocates are outraged after U.S. President Donald signed an order to change the name of Lake Ontario to Lake America.
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SnozWrap @snozwrap.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I don’t buy ANY imported American produce anymore. My boycott is half political, and half I-don’t-want-to get-the-shits.
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SnozWrap @snozwrap.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
It’s not so much that Trump is (truly) one of the most horrific people to ever exist—it’s that he was voted in, and a huge (albeit not majority) percentage of people still support him. Why would I ever want to enter a country knowing that? Trump is bad. But the supporters are worse.
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SnozWrap @snozwrap.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I used to live in a great city on the shores of Lake Ontario. Now I live in a great city on the shores of Lake Ontario.
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SnozWrap @snozwrap.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
For the haters in the office who ask me why I always say “it’s so hot in here”—you are wearing “cute” open-toed sandals, sleeveless shirts, and bottom wear above the knees. That’s within the dress code. I have to wear long pants, socks and shoes, and a sleeved shirt. That’s my imposed dress code.
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SnozWrap @snozwrap.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Any person who says “I live in the best country in the world” is an immediate no-go for me. There is no such thing. Every country had good and bad. If you have ever said that about your country, or have educated your children that way, shame! This is what leads to cultish, blind indoctrination.
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SnozWrap @snozwrap.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
In my downtown Toronto city neighbourhood I have squirrels, skunks, raccoons, possums, coyotes, foxes, and rabbits. Now that I have your attention with the truth, here’s something else… IT WILL ALWAYS BE CALLED LAKE ONTARIO.
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SnozWrap @snozwrap.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Do you think Trump’s inherent racism against First Nations and indigenous peoples is intentional? As our Prime Minister said, “The name Lake Ontario comes from the Wendat word Ontari’io, which, appropriately, means 'the lake is beautiful, the lake is big’. The name is more than 400 years old…”
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SnozWrap @snozwrap.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I’m 296 followers away from hitting 1,000. My promise to each of you: As soon as I reach my target I’ll start sending DMs asking for money.
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SnozWrap @snozwrap.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Our Toronto Mayor (Olivia Chow) has something to say about the best people vs. the worst people. nowtoronto.com/news/olivia-...
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Chow tells Trump to take a page from Dolly Parton amid Lake Ontario threat | NOW Toronto
Toronto mayor Olivia Chow says Donald Trump could learn from Dolly Parton’s “loving” and “generous” approach as trade tensions...
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SnozWrap @snozwrap.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Where can I buy the middle bun pieces they use for a Big Mac?
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SnozWrap @snozwrap.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I want to remind my American friends once again, that most Canadians know that most Americans are decent people. However, we have to stand up for ourselves while we are under attack from a hostile nation. Not the people, the nation as it exists.
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SnozWrap @snozwrap.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
If things go well in November we can all rejoice, although there will still be battles ahead. If things don’t go the right way, I give up! By the way, I’m talking about my 30th anniversary celebration.
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SnozWrap @snozwrap.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Thanks for posting this @andresor. Your Premier said it perfectly. So glad that our Prime Minister and most other Canadian Premiers are standing up.
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SnozWrap @snozwrap.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I find it interesting that each planet has a name, but our moon (which is a moon) is just called “the moon”. I hope this thought never enters Trump’s head.
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SnozWrap @snozwrap.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Can you believe that in the 11th hour of the 50% tariff negotiations the USA insisted that Canada limit trade with other countries and tried to invalidate our proudly bilingual (French and English) status requirements? Oh, wait… yes I can believe it. The government of the USA is pure filth.
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SnozWrap @snozwrap.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
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Carney says trade deal became untenable when U.S. 'asked too much and offered too little' | CBC News
Prime Minister Mark Carney told his negotiators to walk away from the table after the Trump administration introduced late unacceptable demands on culture, autos and sovereignty that, when taken in co...
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SnozWrap @snozwrap.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
50% tariffs on many Canadian goods now. Just a reminder, despite Trump’s repeated, immoral lies—those tariffs are taxes on the USA that are paid by US companies and citizens who buy Canadian goods. Canada does NOT pay the tariffs.
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SnozWrap @snozwrap.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Anything I post now will only be read by late night drinkers (North America) or early risers (Europe). Time zones are the difference between the fun, and the boring.
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SnozWrap @snozwrap.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
If I were American, there’s no way I would ever vote for any Republican. Considering the fact that I’m Canadian and can’t vote in US elections anyway, that’s two votes not going to Republicans. Am I mathing right?
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SnozWrap @snozwrap.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I’ve been told that my posts are too intellectual—at least that’s what your mama said in bed last night.
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SnozWrap @snozwrap.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Post a meme of how pissed off you are when someone asks you to post a meme so they can get you to post a meme so that they get attention for asking you to post a meme.
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SnozWrap @snozwrap.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The power went out for 15 minutes tonight in my downtown Toronto neighbourhood (didn’t know at the time that it was local issue only). My immediate thought was—here we go, Trump’s finally trying to take us. Then I remembered that it’s the USA who relies on Canada for electricity, so my mind calmed.
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SnozWrap @snozwrap.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Health Canada now requires a label on the of the front package of any food high in saturated fat, sugar, or sodium. I always check the nutritional label on the back of the package, but guess what?The frozen raw shrimp I buy is loaded with added salt! I never thought to check! Thanks Health Canada!
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SnozWrap @snozwrap.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
So, I normally like to keep things light here, but I was just talking to an American friend about healthcare and I was reminded how Americans need to fight. Within my family in the last three years we have had a heart attack, cancer, and a baby. $0.00. No “copay”, no deductible. No forms to submit.
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SnozWrap @snozwrap.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I’d like to go on a river cruise and call out, “Nana!”, just to see how many heads turned with joyful expectation in their eyes.
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SnozWrap @snozwrap.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
As a Canadian, is it wrong for me to say that I have never felt so frightened and threatened by any country in my life more than I feel frightened and threatened, right now, by the United States of America? And I grew up during the years of the U.S.S.R.
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SnozWrap @snozwrap.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Happy 4th of July to all of my American friends! I had a great 1st of July (Canada Day) too—thanks for asking!
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SnozWrap @snozwrap.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
So hold on. Who got married where?? Oh! Right! Don’t give a shit.
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SnozWrap @snozwrap.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
With all these social media sans-serif fonts, I don’t know if you’re talking about AI or a guy named Al.
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SnozWrap @snozwrap.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Like my Nana used to say to her gentleman callers, “Helz ya! Gimmee some of that there screwworm!”
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