Kev @snoozedude.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I shattered my windshield trying to hit the high note in Take On Me 030
Kev @snoozedude.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Also realizing that this is the song they sang when Harry Styles said Honestslayyy lmaoo 030
Kev @snoozedude.bsky.social · 09/10/2026had this song playing in my head for YEARS but I didn’t know any of the words so I couldn’t find it…I FINALLY FOUND IT!!! What a fucking bangeropen.spotify.comMy Life Would Suck Without YouKelly Clarkson · All I Ever Wanted · Song · 2009 150
Kev @snoozedude.bsky.social · 09/10/2026VALID. It's so pricey. One day you'll get that victory pizza & it will be glorious 010
Kev @snoozedude.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I’ve had to do them 4 days in a rowwww :/ The urge to just get takeout is strong 110
Kev @snoozedude.bsky.social · 09/10/2026The artist had evil in her eyes as she shaved me, claiming that it was her favorite part 040
Kev @snoozedude.bsky.social · 08/10/2026getting a tattoo on my shin was not that bad. I will do it again 190
Kev @snoozedude.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I turn & look away when they wrap my burrito just in case they have performance anxiety 010
Kev @snoozedude.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Listing myself for free on the fb market. Might not seem like it, but that's a good deal 040
Kev @snoozedude.bsky.social · 05/10/2026A friend signed up for a role in a horror movie on a whim. They gave him $2k for stabbing someone then running away. Hes on screen for 6 seconds.. 040
Kev @snoozedude.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I’ve been strapped on time lately so I throw them on avocado toast! Tbh I got into this bc the packaging design on these tins are always cute 020
Kev @snoozedude.bsky.social · 05/10/2026It’s time you know the truth..Kev is short for Kevnardicus 😔 110
Kev @snoozedude.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Im a shoo-in for first prize at the county fair. Undeniable sheen 010
Kev @snoozedude.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I slowly mutated into a person who eats tinned fish. What have I become? 390
Kev @snoozedude.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I love the way older women call you honey, baby, my love, pookie. She doesn’t know me but she can sense that I’m pookie 040
Kev @snoozedude.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I had an unhealthy relationship with Lean Cuisine. Im better now 010
Kev @snoozedude.bsky.social · 04/10/2026This incredibly hardcore lifestyle comes with unforeseeable twists & turns 030
Kev @snoozedude.bsky.social · 02/10/2026YouTube algorithm thinks I’m Turkish. I’ve never been turkish & probably never will be 060
Kev @snoozedude.bsky.social · 02/10/2026they used him as a vessel then 1 by 1 everyone disappeared. It gives me chills just thinking about it 110
Kev @snoozedude.bsky.social · 02/10/2026the Halloween ep of suite life of Zack and Cody is terrifying. When they took control of Esteban I knew we weren’t safe 170
Kev @snoozedude.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Your real fans know this was clearly an accident. Tbh idk much about the allegations I just find his voice to be so grating 110
Kev @snoozedude.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I have a drafted post about Rex Orange County. If you ever see it i promise its not directed at u this is merely coincidence 110
Kev @snoozedude.bsky.social · 27/09/2026she should be our overlord. It’s bullshit that she’s notopen.spotify.comWho's the Clown? - Album by Audrey Hobert | SpotifyAudrey Hobert · album · 2025 · 12 songs 001
Kev @snoozedude.bsky.social · 18/09/2026this happens once a year & there’s nothing I can do to stop it 110
Kev @snoozedude.bsky.social · 18/09/2026seeing resident evil tomorrow! People are unanimously saying it’s very good which is shocking & unheard of for this series 070
Kev @snoozedude.bsky.social · 18/09/2026They should know this by my swarm of bugs & thunderous clouds 011
Kev @snoozedude.bsky.social · 18/09/2026It’s been ages since I’ve hit the Quan. It’s bout time I dust off the ol Quan 050
Kev @snoozedude.bsky.social · 17/09/2026“This fucks verily” - a wizard who chanced upon the scene 040
Kev @snoozedude.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I stomped a pinto bean into oblivion, forever infused in the floor of this enterprise rental car 190