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Kev

@snoozedude.bsky.social
331 followers 190 following 621 posts

Grunge, punk, hxc, emo, blah, blah Probably slaying a virtual dragon in a cave Fuck maga fuck ice. 30 He/him, 21+dni

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Kev @snoozedude.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
she should be our overlord. It’s bullshit that she’s not
open.spotify.com
Who's the Clown? - Album by Audrey Hobert | Spotify
Audrey Hobert · album · 2025 · 12 songs
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Kev @snoozedude.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
seeing resident evil tomorrow! People are unanimously saying it’s very good which is shocking & unheard of for this series
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Kev @snoozedude.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
They drew horns & blacked out my tooth with a marker
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Kev @snoozedude.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s been ages since I’ve hit the Quan. It’s bout time I dust off the ol Quan
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Kev @snoozedude.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“This fucks verily” - a wizard who chanced upon the scene
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Kev @snoozedude.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I stomped a pinto bean into oblivion, forever infused in the floor of this enterprise rental car
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Kev @snoozedude.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Cows
cows on a hill at sunset. The sky is blue. The cows are very tiny in the distance.
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Kev @snoozedude.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I’m not following back uncle Bill on Instagram eat shit uncle bill
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Kev @snoozedude.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You got me now here I am
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Kev @snoozedude.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This sandwich shop was shot up just yesterday, but as they say you gotta risk it for the biscuit
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Kev @snoozedude.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Elizabeth Holmes stole my money & DNA. I didn’t put up much of a fight she caught me at a great time
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Kev @snoozedude.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
As one candle is snuffed out, another is lit
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Kev @snoozedude.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
But then I thought, “What a gift! What a gift it is to be missed so dearly.”
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Kev @snoozedude.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
If anything goes wrong we gotta link arms like monkeys in a barrel & brace for impact
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Kev @snoozedude.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
“We need to go to bed early so we can wake up on time” yeah bro that sentence alone is going to keep me up for 3 days straight
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Kev @snoozedude.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Witnessed someone earnestly referring to Bon Jovi as “Bon”, as if that were his first name
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Kev @snoozedude.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
clove of garlic, the body olive oil, the blood
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Kev @snoozedude.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
creating new superstitions to abide by
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Kev @snoozedude.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
opening the dark portal in front of this live studio audience
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Kev @snoozedude.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Sade is playing in Lowe’s. I close my eyes, & for a moment, I hear voices of ppl who love me
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Kev @snoozedude.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
NEVER listen to autocorrect. You are correct. always
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Kev @snoozedude.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I sold my rare necromancer leggings in the auction house. I finally have enough gold to buy my own horse
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Kev @snoozedude.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I am joining Team Rocket
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Kev @snoozedude.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
This is reporter, reporting live. Back to you. Thanks reporter.
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Kev @snoozedude.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Cut to commercial im dying here
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Kev @snoozedude.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Wow, look at us. A ragtag crew, bound by our shared values.
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Kev @snoozedude.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
We lived off cave insects, but we had each other
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Kev @snoozedude.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
It's been 20 years, & I still don't know what Eddie Vedder is saying. Don’t know if I even care to learn
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Kev @snoozedude.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
BTS stands for Big Time Sush. These are the facts
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Kev @snoozedude.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
My eyes blink at different rates. blurs dance in my periphery.
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Kev @snoozedude.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I need to ask my hologram wife of the future for permission
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Kev @snoozedude.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
All the doves live in this little house nearby. they don’t exactly pay rent. It’s complicated
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Kev @snoozedude.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
my trip is next week! packing my 10-megapixel camera. It has a cool Y2K blown-out look that I think is neat
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Kev @snoozedude.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Me turning on my computer literally every day: ITS ALIVE!! my creation..IT LIVES!
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Kev @snoozedude.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I’m canceling your Roblox. say goodbye
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Kev @snoozedude.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
state law says you’re allowed to throw (1) green shell at another vehicle
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Kev @snoozedude.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Delete that picture I look like Charlie Kirk
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Kev @snoozedude.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
They see your light and want to destroy you
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Kev @snoozedude.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Looking at every item at the thrift & saying “we could turn this into a coffee table”
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Kev @snoozedude.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
these 4-part crime docs are full of nothing. ends with them saying “damn bro. it’s crazy..we really don’t know what happened”
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Kev @snoozedude.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I am a medium-sized Yorkie
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Kev @snoozedude.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Honey butter? Now I’ve seen it all
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Kev @snoozedude.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Im a junk collector who is trapped underneath an avalanche of junk
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Kev @snoozedude.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Goldilocks was not settling for less. The porridge was too fucking hot. NEXT!!
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Kev @snoozedude.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
No one gives you free stickers anymore. What’s up with that
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Kev @snoozedude.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
They call me barn dog
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Kev @snoozedude.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The whole crew was out tonight
A doe in the forest. She's looking at me A doe in a field of tall grass. She's looking at me A doe walking around. Hi! My doe friend having a snack
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Kev @snoozedude.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I need your dad’s help with this playlist im working on
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Kev @snoozedude.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
cloning myself but Kev 2.0 will be a lot cooler & will wear a leather jacket
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Kev @snoozedude.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
First morning without coffee. I've thought about getting coffee every 4 minutes. I zoned out & googled “best coffee”
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