snommel_ @snommel.com · 27/09/2026Artoo Deetoo subtitles be like "beep beep whistle beep." And poor Chewbacca gets no subtitles at all, just like he never got a medal when he and Han helped Luke destroy the Death Star. That don't seem right. 001
snommel_ @snommel.com · 23/09/2026During canning season do not, let me repeat DO NOT.. do NOT EVER TAKE THE PARCHMENT PAPER OUT OF THE KITCHEN. 000
snommel_ @snommel.com · 08/09/2026Today's complaint: It shouldn't be this hard to set up doctor appointments. I have a life, you know, and several people to caregive for. An online portal might help, and sending referrals and lab orders when you say you did would be good too. Understaffed, I guess. Me too. 110
Reposted by snommel_ProPublica @propublica.org · 06/09/2026ProPublica spoke to dozens of people who had lived in homeless encampments when cities cleared them out in “sweeps.” We distributed notecards so people could tell us about the toll in their own words. ➡️ This is what they wrote: 10547801906
snommel_ @snommel.com · 05/09/2026Everything wrong with human nature is summed up in any single going out of business sign ever posted. 010
snommel_ @snommel.com · 24/08/2026Dearest Fancy Steak House ppl, I don't happen to have any "smart-casual" pageantry in my Flintoid shoprat progeny wardrobe. Will "plebian-casual" do? 010
snommel_ @snommel.com · 15/08/2026It's very weird knowing I'm probably the oldest person at the pub. 010
snommel_ @snommel.com · 14/08/2026At a pub and the DJ put on a song by some band named Saliva. Bands named after bodily fluids are fine, I guess. 010
snommel_ @snommel.com · 13/08/2026I haven't seen so much islamophobia on the Internet since the Bush Jr. years. Noticing, at least, the hyperbolic imbecilic racist pigs are being shut down faster than they were back then. It's still turning everything into a stinking cesspool, though. 010
Reposted by snommel_CryptΩ-Z∞l໐gᴉcal Disaster 𓆑🏴 @eatyrselffitter.bsky.social · 13/08/2026we are so lucky hitler didn't write books about child wizards 37416
Reposted by snommel_public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 10/08/2026major humanitarian crisis from no water in the richest country on earth 313543
snommel_ @snommel.com · 10/08/2026Suddenly realized that Chewbacca says "Aarrr arrr arrr" all the time because he's a pirate. 000
snommel_ @snommel.com · 08/08/2026Nobody likes me. (Caught the emo virus. Too much slipknot tonight) 000
snommel_ @snommel.com · 08/08/2026I'm at a pub and emo ppl are rolling on the floor and I wish I was brave enough to join them, but I'm not wearing any black. I'm wearing pink. 000
snommel_ @snommel.com · 19/07/2026It's been over 20 years but I still watch all the end credits in the Lord of the Rings films to see my name listed in the fans section. My nerd cred. 000
snommel_ @snommel.com · 12/07/2026Hey let's release an image of this guy everybody thinks has croaked holding a newspaper as proof of life, but let's be careful to obscure the date of the paper. 000
snommel_ @snommel.com · 10/07/2026Dear Clacton-on-Sea, you want to be the hero and destroy Farage for good? Elect Count Binface. Please. I beg you. 072
snommel_ @snommel.com · 03/07/2026Love my sis, but don't panic at me when the teen cats she let outside, despite my advice, chase mice over the busy road or go missing for days. She's in our childhood home-1/2 of our pets got smashed on that road bc my parents let pets roam. Just kill the cats now-save yourself time. <-Sarc 000
snommel_ @snommel.com · 03/07/2026Contrary to popular belief, there is no blue sky inside the hollow earth. Sorry Kong. 010
snommel_ @snommel.com · 06/06/2026Apparently it's Saturtleday. This gal is looking for a safe nest under my blackberry patch. Hope she lays lots of babies. 🐢 000
snommel_ @snommel.com · 24/05/2026This morning I woke, then put on the YouTube, then watched this video about some personality challenged writer's list of rules for things you should never do when writing, then learned that writers should never use the word "then", but instead use "and", and I agreed, then I changed my mind. 010
snommel_ @snommel.com · 22/05/2026She puked, then, still gagging, perched on my couch in the perfect position for trajectory vomiting. 020
snommel_ @snommel.com · 20/05/2026I can't decide if social media is a true reflection of what people are really like 010
snommel_ @snommel.com · 08/05/2026I can't believe Reform is doing as well as it is. Wait-yes I can. 010
snommel_ @snommel.com · 08/05/2026Can we all just stop because I've had enough of the Michael Jackson? Plea hee hee heez? 010
snommel_ @snommel.com · 05/05/2026Me: *opens Firefox* Announcer: this is the internet Me: *opens Twitter/X* Announcer: this is the Internet on drugs Me: *opens Facebook* Announcer: this is the Internet on drugs too Me: I have questions. 020
snommel_ @snommel.com · 03/05/2026My partner is at a pub where a bunch of drunks are wearing sombreros and listening to Latin American music to celebrate Cinco de Mayo. Just watch, they'll be celebrating the 4th of July next. 010
snommel_ @snommel.com · 25/04/2026She knocked over Lort's fresh greens to get her share, then she promptly threw up. Such a good kitty. 110
snommel_ @snommel.com · 18/04/2026Somebody tell the greedy jerks at Blizzard who are forcing Turtle WoW to shut down the plan is fail. Blizzard is fail. None of us are returning to retail. So plop that slop in your dish and eat it, pigs. 010
snommel_ @snommel.com · 16/04/2026When one good thing happens, don't tell me things are looking up. That only invites disaster. 010
Reposted by snommel_A. Marmot 🌱 @aminus.bsky.social · 25/08/2024🕺Disco Elysium Contest prize commission for Anarchy Ape! 522035
snommel_ @snommel.com · 02/04/2026Eating that thing your body refuses consent to always seems like a good idea at the time. 010
