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Snodlop

@snodlop.bsky.social
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25 she/her 🏳️‍⚧️👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 very smart and funny and transgender and likable and hot and relatable and interesting and gamer and lesbian and one piece and girl pfp is of kiku from one piece, drawn by someone on discord idk if they're on bluesky. banner is from ykk

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Snodlop @snodlop.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
was looking through my collection of heartwrenching soul-warming yuri and was inspired to make this
rrepost if you love holding women close and making them feel loved and cared for

or if you love burgers, or if you had a burger today, or something like that. and i'm not talking like a casual fan or anything i'm talking like you've made tierlists, you have secret menus memorized, shit like that. like at this point you're a regular at your drive thru. it's ok if you don't have like burger merch or anything, although obviously you should. but like seriously if you don't love the thing up there about the women then i *REALLY* need you to be a lifetime strong fan of the burgers. you gotta be committed to that shit you gotta be married to the grind y'know y'feel me
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Snodlop @snodlop.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
i can find a way to get more woke
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Snodlop @snodlop.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
no don't worry y'all another peaceful protest will fix this. just one more protest i promise this one will be the one that makes everything fine and we won't need to do anything else. just one more protest PLEASE bro just one more peaceful protest
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Snodlop @snodlop.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
how do straight people even have sex?? like……. who’s the faggot and who’s the faggot?????
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Snodlop @snodlop.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
tgirl armpit sweat
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Snodlop @snodlop.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
no don't worry y'all another peaceful protest will fix this. just one more protest i promise this one will be the one that makes everything fine and we won't need to do anything else. just one more protest PLEASE bro just one more peaceful protest
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Snodlop @snodlop.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
oh fuck wait i actually have strong desires and wants. oh fuck i was meant to experience life and its inherent beauty. oh no
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Snodlop @snodlop.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
i changed my mind this is now a cereal spit meme
lo and behold, i baked a tart
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Snodlop @snodlop.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
anyway y'all should read the wretched of the earth by frantz fanon, particularly the first chapter. seems kinda relevant for no reason
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Snodlop @snodlop.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
that gamecube era pussy got me acting most unwise
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Snodlop @snodlop.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
meow :3
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Snodlop @snodlop.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
ungreens your yuri
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Snodlop @snodlop.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
(sound of mario doing a triple jump) wah! hooo! WA-HOO!!
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Snodlop @snodlop.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
i know that the horse is a liar and a trickster and a villain and that her puzzles are nasty nasty tricks so i only hit submit on the enclosure once i feel like i've truly outsmarted her
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Snodlop @snodlop.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
this is about enclose.horse please play it if you haven't yet it's rapidly becoming my new favorite daily
enclose.horse
enclose.horse
A puzzle game about enclosing horses.
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Snodlop @snodlop.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
every day i get the score up to what SEEMS impassable, i think i can't go any larger than that, but then i remember i haven't figured out the horse's deceitful gambit, so i spend another ten minutes or so trying esoteric bullshit variants until i get a score that's like +2 higher and i know i've won
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Snodlop @snodlop.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
would y’all forgive me if i was secretly a normie this whole time
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Squillium @squillium.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Danny Devito: You would have to be a pretty low life piece of shit to be proud to be an American
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 03/01/2026
When will we have a fujoshi president
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Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
spreading rumors about u. that ur very kind and have a good heart
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Snodlop @snodlop.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
what if zelda was a girl
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Snodlop @snodlop.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
friend at my cousin’s house party just said “the only two acceptable games are balatro and umamusume”
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Snodlop @snodlop.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
hey @balkancowboy.bsky.social we don’t talk enough about how @meowgicalespurr.bsky.social feels about apartheid
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Snodlop @snodlop.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
n64 days i miss her like a mf 😭😭
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Snodlop @snodlop.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
just went 0 in 30 IN A ROW playing rivals of aether with the girl i’m seeing 😭😭😭 never felt like such a fake gamer in my life what the hell was that i got completely fucking steamrolled istg she was casually 5-stocking me
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Snodlop @snodlop.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
every day i will beg forgiveness for being born in america. sorry. sorry. sorry. sorry sorry. sorry. sorry. sorr
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Snodlop @snodlop.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
courtesy of my goat @balkancowboy.bsky.social
message from my goat @balkancowboy:
shopping for lightly used hypoderms @ goodwill
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Snodlop @snodlop.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
in 2026 i will be worse
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mz @thecrazedpepper.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
ending this year with Namivivi 🎆❣️ #namivivi #onepiece
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Snodlop @snodlop.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
oh yeah sorry as well that i've been very bad at posting this year, my account's gotten stale and idt i have any of the same reach i used to have lol :/ such is life, i think it's better that i took the time to focus on myself more
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Snodlop @snodlop.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
asked the girl i've been talking to to draft a tweet for me for the new year and her suggestion was "ohhh charlotte is so funny oohhh i think shes so pretty too ohhh", which, to her credit, does sound like me,,,,,, anyway my new years resolution is to yearn even harder if that wasn't clear
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Snodlop @snodlop.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
i can never leave this stupid fucking server lmao
recent messages from a new join in the server (cristiano ronaldo name and pfp), all sent within the same minute (i'll recreate them in their actual chronological order to give you a sense of what it's like reading them in chat):

why im like this god
dont i deserve at least 1 friend?
guys suggest me anime with lots of baddies
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Snodlop @snodlop.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
*actively refuses to do anything to keep my account healthy* wtf why is my account so stale is bluesky dead or something
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𝕵𝖔𝖘𝖎𝖊 @evil.pet · 30/12/2025
a nation of permanently embarrassed cat girls
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Snodlop @snodlop.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
the call actually lasted for eleven hours
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Snodlop @snodlop.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
she fucking drew me live on call chat it's over for me i'm so cooked look at this shit she draws so good i'm melting
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Snodlop @snodlop.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
we've been in the call for like seven hours and she's showing off her weapons to me, this might be peak
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Snodlop @snodlop.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
she ne on my genesis till i evangelion
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Snodlop @snodlop.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
when my bluesky posts get audited at the gates of heaven i will NOT pass
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Snodlop @snodlop.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
meowzer!!
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Snodlop @snodlop.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
i am surrounded by so many blankets . this is what life was meant to be
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Snodlop @snodlop.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
oh yeah i met matpat last night btw
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Snodlop @snodlop.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
life bad >jar of pickles infused with cherry leaf life good
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Snodlop @snodlop.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
meow :3
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Snodlop @snodlop.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
that gamecube era pussy got me acting most unwise
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Snodlop @snodlop.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
ggirltummy,,
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Snodlop @snodlop.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
urination for yuri nation
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Snodlop @snodlop.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
so who here fucking hates one piece
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Snodlop @snodlop.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
white boy stuns millions by speaking perfect githyanki at the crèche
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