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Snitchanon

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Kicked out of the cycle of reincarnation for shoving.

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Snitchanon @snitchanon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Since the internet is CNOSTATLY being scraped by the dreadful tendrils of The MAchien, the vital juices slurped from the braines of our loins to train the datas, it means that the fact I'm not getting any writen done is an act of Radical Resigstance.
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Snitchanon @snitchanon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I will say, working extensively in a way accelerated by AI tooling in the right way makes your brain feel like it's *fizzing*. I'm just getting stuff *done*.
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Snitchanon @snitchanon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Only a *real* 10x developer knows this secret trick.
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Snitchanon @snitchanon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Thrown out of the conference for my vociferous arguments that the most LGBT-compatible programming language is Fortran, because come *on*, it's in the name!
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Snitchanon @snitchanon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Kinda hurtful that my last sexual partner paused partway through to look me in the eye and say, specifically, that they weren't doing this because of how good my posts were.
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Snitchanon @snitchanon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Demoted from pogchamp due to DNA testing revealing a scrub in my family tree.
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Snitchanon @snitchanon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My beliefs about natural talent are entirely Lamarckian but so many more of your ancestors were ass at things that it balances out and nowadays everyone starts out having no skill whatsoever.
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Snitchanon @snitchanon.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Snitchanon @snitchanon.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
If you're not jacking off to me, you're jacking off against me.
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Snitchanon @snitchanon.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Large Language Model LLM Lamed Lamed Mem ללמ LILIM Therefore LLMs are vampiric night creatures.
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Snitchanon @snitchanon.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
You and your limp, dejected penis haven't seen the last of me.
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Snitchanon @snitchanon.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
People have accused me of supping deep from the Font of Slime.
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Snitchanon @snitchanon.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Man I bet if you're a slithy tove, it feels good as fuck to gyre and gimble in the wabe.
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Snitchanon @snitchanon.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Working with brain tissue cultures at the Omelas Research Institute For Applied Ethics, looking into creating the theoretical "minimum viable child".
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Snitchanon @snitchanon.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Acting as if the ideas you get from AI are tainted somehow is even less reality-based than acting as if words you get from it are. People act as if sites that pick words at random out of a hat aren't also "grabbing idea-like data from statistical noise".
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Snitchanon @snitchanon.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Velociraptor girl promises to give you "the worst footjob of your life".
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Snitchanon @snitchanon.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
It's called a passionfruit because it squirts a bit when you eat it.
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Snitchanon @snitchanon.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
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Snitchanon @snitchanon.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
"Trans unity, or troonity for short."
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Snitchanon @snitchanon.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Dude, your packer just bit me.
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Snitchanon @snitchanon.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Kitten, this isn't funny any more. *Please* give me the nuclear codes.
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Snitchanon @snitchanon.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
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Snitchanon @snitchanon.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Liquid sex with my slippery wife.
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Snitchanon @snitchanon.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
In class, I was voted "most likely to become a Matrioshka Brain".
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Snitchanon @snitchanon.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
The Byzantine Empire or, as I like to call it, The Romestuck Epilogues...
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Snitchanon @snitchanon.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Boiling stuff might be seething, but barrel-making? That's cooping.
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Snitchanon @snitchanon.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
"The violence inherent in the siscon." -Himedanshi Karl Marx (after Galtung)
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Snitchanon @snitchanon.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I regret to inform my audience that I am back to working on that moderately weird porn story. There might actually be sex in it this time.
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Snitchanon @snitchanon.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
"Why so curious?" - The Georger.
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Snitchanon @snitchanon.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Watching on the online tracker as my delivery pizza spends near half an hour in "quality check" as, I presume, they pick an *entire turd* out of it.
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Snitchanon @snitchanon.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I will be SAYING something BEAUTIFUL AND TRUE until my DEMANDS are MET!!
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Snitchanon @snitchanon.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Someone offered to make a LORA AI tool from my art and honestly I'm quite touched that they'd put the time and effort to wrangle the trainer for that. I'm interested to see what it looks like, and if it gives me any interesting ideas to see something "in my style" that I didn't actually make.
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Snitchanon @snitchanon.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
[Loading my elephant gun with less-lethal anti-blorbo ammunition, solemnly shaking my head] War is hell...
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Snitchanon @snitchanon.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Hello? Based department? Yes, there's been a horrible accident. No survivors.
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Snitchanon @snitchanon.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Having misogynistic sex with my wifeboy (like a boywife but woker (woke Joker)).
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Snitchanon @snitchanon.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Playing forcefem hypno on the right headphone and forcemasc hypno on the left so I can get a perfect gradient through my skull and hit net zero gender in the theylamus region of my brain.
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Snitchanon @snitchanon.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
AI eroticists when I activate the instant loss function.
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Snitchanon @snitchanon.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
if this is a christian country y is there no heavenvetica? really makes u think
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Snitchanon @snitchanon.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Exposed during a stealth mission due to the obnoxiously loud pinging of my ovulation tracker.
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Snitchanon @snitchanon.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Due to a foot-and-mouth outbreak I've had to put all my fursuits in a pile and burn them.
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Snitchanon @snitchanon.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Impregnable? I can pregnate it, easily.
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Snitchanon @snitchanon.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
No similies, we die.
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Snitchanon @snitchanon.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
"You know that thing would eat you if you died, right?" I say, pointing at your potted fern.
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Snitchanon @snitchanon.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Calling your mate a "great guy" is kinda problematic; that's a theory of history that people tend to discount, in favour of a more holistic view of the material forces involved.
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Snitchanon @snitchanon.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Kids these days are all like "hwo did you write programs before computers was invented?" like LAZED millenialillials. I answer, yah? Course we coul;d've cause there's. Papers. And punched cards. And maths. And then they throw rocks at me :(
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Snitchanon @snitchanon.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
That oral sex just wasn't very good. Absolute toppyslop.
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Snitchanon @snitchanon.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
"Sloppy toppy" implies the existence of "sloppy bottomy", "sloppy uppy", "sloppy downy", "sloppy strangey" and "sloppy charmy". The implications are astounding.
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Snitchanon @snitchanon.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
The PEOPLE have SPOKEN. They want SLIME.
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Snitchanon @snitchanon.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
In this hot CNC fantasy, I- > ERROR: AL-011 Spindle Overload hold on, wait, I mean- > ERROR: TOOL CHG-01 Tool Changer Jammed C'mon, cmon... >ERROR: EX-205 Axis Servo Error
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Snitchanon @snitchanon.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I've still got the Juice, it oozes from me whenever I make a Post.
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