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🇵🇹 snipe, lixo tóxico ⭑⭒⭒⭒⭒

@snipe.lol
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Hacker, dev, CEO of @grokability.com, author, speaker, open sourcerer, sudo incarnate, poo doula. I make @snipeitapp.com. Was @snipeyhead. Married to @uberbrady.com. Vivo em Lisboa 🇵🇹. #Laravel #FOSS 🔗 snipe.net 🔗 snipe.pt 🐘 @snipe@hachyderm.io

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🇵🇹 snipe, lixo tóxico ⭑⭒⭒⭒⭒ @snipe.lol · 03/10/2026
“Strange Darling” was also quite good. It definitely went a few directions I was 100% not expecting. #Horror #HorrorMovies #HorrorFlicks
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🇵🇹 snipe, lixo tóxico ⭑⭒⭒⭒⭒ @snipe.lol · 02/10/2026
Uhm, wat?
Lust notification saying I was added to a list saying I recently linked to or posted AI slop
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🇵🇹 snipe, lixo tóxico ⭑⭒⭒⭒⭒ @snipe.lol · 22/09/2026
Nicely done, #Lisbon
Purple graffiti that says “fuck the cis-tem”
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🇵🇹 snipe, lixo tóxico ⭑⭒⭒⭒⭒ @snipe.lol · 18/09/2026
oh no
Loc-Nar from Heavy metal with a dude reeling backwards
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🇵🇹 snipe, lixo tóxico ⭑⭒⭒⭒⭒ @snipe.lol · 10/09/2026
Jesus shitting Christ who let this go through.
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🇵🇹 snipe, lixo tóxico ⭑⭒⭒⭒⭒ @snipe.lol · 08/09/2026
This was the exact same query, before I was shannon.
• Al Overview
Snipe. Net is the personal blog of developer and security enthusiast Allison Gianotto (known online as "snipe" or "snipeyhead"), creator of Snipe-IT Asset Management. © Snipe.Net +1
The site itself does not host a Capture the Flag (CTF) competition or challenge platform, but it frequently touches on topics related to web application security, IT security, and personal experiences in the information security field.
• Snipe.Net +1
If you are looking for CTF platforms or security competitions (such as Snyk's Fetch the Flag), you can explore dedicated resources like CTFtime or practice sites like Hack The Box.
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🇵🇹 snipe, lixo tóxico ⭑⭒⭒⭒⭒ @snipe.lol · 08/09/2026
lol TIL my name is Shannon Wynter. (I was trying to google a post on my own blog btw.) If Shannon Wynter exists, I hope she’s doing great. But my name is Alison Gianotto, and I am and always will be be the owner of snipe.net. JFC.
Al Overview
Snipe.net is the personal and professional blog of Shannon Wynter (known online as
"snipe"), who is well-known for creating Snipe-IT, the open-source IT asset management system.
There is no major or direct connection between the personal site snipe.net and cybersecurity Capture the Flag (CTF) competitions, though the site occasionally features tech, security, and random humor posts. If you are looking for cybersecurity CTF events or learning platforms, you can check out dedicated platforms like Hack The Box or security events like Snyk's Fetch the Flag. ®
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🇵🇹 snipe, lixo tóxico ⭑⭒⭒⭒⭒ @snipe.lol · 03/09/2026
Feeling a little attacked by my code right now tbh
PHP code that reads: return self::FAILURE;
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🇵🇹 snipe, lixo tóxico ⭑⭒⭒⭒⭒ @snipe.lol · 03/09/2026
Are Venezuelans part-giraffe? What is even happening with these necks??
Courtroom sketch from Politico with the headline: "Nicolas Maduro is trying to get his ‘unprecedented’ indictment tossed out of court"

Everyone's necks are drawn freakishly long
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🇵🇹 snipe, lixo tóxico ⭑⭒⭒⭒⭒ @snipe.lol · 02/09/2026
Guess I hit a nerve.
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🇵🇹 snipe, lixo tóxico ⭑⭒⭒⭒⭒ @snipe.lol · 27/08/2026
Nicely done, #Portugal. Nicely done.
Sticker with “Foda-se o Trump” (which means “fuck you trump”)
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🇵🇹 snipe, lixo tóxico ⭑⭒⭒⭒⭒ @snipe.lol · 01/08/2026
lol wat?
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🇵🇹 snipe, lixo tóxico ⭑⭒⭒⭒⭒ @snipe.lol · 30/07/2026
@frontalot so this is happening in Hawaii ❤️ Just in case the world is kicking your ass like it’s kicking mine
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🇵🇹 snipe, lixo tóxico ⭑⭒⭒⭒⭒ @snipe.lol · 16/07/2026
🤣🤣 Via @jermops.bsky.social
B'kdel Test
1) At least two named Klingons, 2) who talk to each other, 3) about something other than honor.
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🇵🇹 snipe, lixo tóxico ⭑⭒⭒⭒⭒ @snipe.lol · 14/07/2026
Anybody in #Portugal know what type of #spider this is? Its legs don't look "juicy" enough to be a Mediterranean recluse, but I'm not sure. With his legs like in the pic, he's slightly bigger than a 2€ piece. #spiderID
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🇵🇹 snipe, lixo tóxico ⭑⭒⭒⭒⭒ @snipe.lol · 07/07/2026
This will never not make me laugh out loud 😂
Two stacked panels, the first one with a simple and elegant teapot with the phrase "Dev: creates simple and intuitive UI". The panel below has a man in the blue sweater putting his mouth over the top of the teapot and blowing into it to make the tea shoot out of the spout into an espresso cup
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🇵🇹 snipe, lixo tóxico ⭑⭒⭒⭒⭒ @snipe.lol · 30/06/2026
Reposting with my own little monster. For months I had thought @uberbrady.com was just leaving his shorts in the floor. He denied it, but every few days, shorts on the floor, without fail. Then I finally caught her. (The vid is sped up a little.)
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🇵🇹 snipe, lixo tóxico ⭑⭒⭒⭒⭒ @snipe.lol · 30/06/2026
I feel like the folks at Força Portugal might not have thought this domain name through
Coupon from Força Portugal for 10% off pointing to the domain name fportugal.com
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🇵🇹 snipe, lixo tóxico ⭑⭒⭒⭒⭒ @snipe.lol · 30/06/2026
Closeup of man screaming in joy at World Cup win
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🇵🇹 snipe, lixo tóxico ⭑⭒⭒⭒⭒ @snipe.lol · 30/06/2026
Like lol
Man screaming with disbelief and joy at World Cup win
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🇵🇹 snipe, lixo tóxico ⭑⭒⭒⭒⭒ @snipe.lol · 30/06/2026
We apparently have some Paraguay fans here 🤣 #worldcup #paraguay #germany
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🇵🇹 snipe, lixo tóxico ⭑⭒⭒⭒⭒ @snipe.lol · 27/06/2026
Cavaleiros is so beautiful. Small town in the algarve, dies in the winter from what I hear, but what a great view
Sandy cliff with lights and foliage in the foreground, a streaked grey and blue above
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🇵🇹 snipe, lixo tóxico ⭑⭒⭒⭒⭒ @snipe.lol · 22/06/2026
I blocked this chutney-stain, but this was the original post I was replying to.
MDP
@matthewdp.bsky.social
Comparing a man and a woman, not quite the same achievement. Sorry.
I like women's soccer and hockey. But the calibre of the competition is nowhere near where it is for men. I think it's important not to pretend.
7:58 PM • Jun 22, 2026
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🇵🇹 snipe, lixo tóxico ⭑⭒⭒⭒⭒ @snipe.lol · 22/06/2026
I did not consent someone making my github profile into a building.
Green tiled building with slightly different depressed of green per tile
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🇵🇹 snipe, lixo tóxico ⭑⭒⭒⭒⭒ @snipe.lol · 21/06/2026
I am not behind a proxy or VPN. I’m sitting at a cafe in Portugal. (Also proxies and VPNs should be allowed. They’re good things.)
Signup failure showing error that I’m behind a proxy
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🇵🇹 snipe, lixo tóxico ⭑⭒⭒⭒⭒ @snipe.lol · 21/06/2026
Took the picture and painted the picture. (It’s very old, I was in my teens when I painted it.) I never titled it.
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🇵🇹 snipe, lixo tóxico ⭑⭒⭒⭒⭒ @snipe.lol · 21/06/2026
WHY would you post this? It would never have occurred to me to touch that before.
Handwritten sign over a knob on blue tiled wall that says “don’t touch this please”Dr fun comic of people on an airplane sweating about not pushing a button that is labeled “warning do not push the red butto”
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🇵🇹 snipe, lixo tóxico ⭑⭒⭒⭒⭒ @snipe.lol · 21/06/2026
Infante Dom Henrique - the OG manspreader
Estátua do Infante Dom
Henrique
O Infante Dom Henrique de Avis, 1.° duque de Viseu e 1.° senhor da Covilhã ...
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🇵🇹 snipe, lixo tóxico ⭑⭒⭒⭒⭒ @snipe.lol · 19/06/2026
Olá, smol osga fren! Don’t worry, I won’t hurt you.
Small brown gecko on orange tilesGeckos of portugal card showing the difference between the turkish gecko and moorish geckos
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🇵🇹 snipe, lixo tóxico ⭑⭒⭒⭒⭒ @snipe.lol · 15/06/2026
Amazon sellers just not giving a fuck anymore
Important information
Safety Information
NO
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🇵🇹 snipe, lixo tóxico ⭑⭒⭒⭒⭒ @snipe.lol · 14/06/2026
I’d like to think I’m a bit more nuanced than that, but I cannot hard disagree
.@schizanon.bsky.social has added you to the "Does not like Al/Crypto/Smart-glasses/NFTs/Bitcoin/VR" moderation list
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🇵🇹 snipe, lixo tóxico ⭑⭒⭒⭒⭒ @snipe.lol · 14/06/2026
Also, some nice flowers.
Pink and white wildflower growing on the sand under a boardwalk Close up of pink and white flowers
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🇵🇹 snipe, lixo tóxico ⭑⭒⭒⭒⭒ @snipe.lol · 14/06/2026
We saw golfinhos! (You can keep the sound off - the whole boat was nothing but screaming British people. I had my AirPods on in Brit-cancelling mode the whole trip.)
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🇵🇹 snipe, lixo tóxico ⭑⭒⭒⭒⭒ @snipe.lol · 13/06/2026
Looks like @uberbrady.com found his people.
Wooden sign that says “eat, fart, love” attached to a tropical tree
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🇵🇹 snipe, lixo tóxico ⭑⭒⭒⭒⭒ @snipe.lol · 13/06/2026
Lovely evening in Lagos (Portugal, not Africa)
Late night at Lagos, Portugal overlooking a church and amber lights backed by palm trees
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🇵🇹 snipe, lixo tóxico ⭑⭒⭒⭒⭒ @snipe.lol · 12/06/2026
For reasons I can't get into, I was looking for Mamdami memes to motivate my husband to do something for me. Came across this one. 😂 Girl, chillllllll.... 😂
Twitter screenshot:

Elizabeth Goodspeed
@domesticetch
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🇵🇹 snipe, lixo tóxico ⭑⭒⭒⭒⭒ @snipe.lol · 05/06/2026
More work from the same artist - they also have an incredible piece that I somehow don’t yet have a photo of, but will take one and post it soon.
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🇵🇹 snipe, lixo tóxico ⭑⭒⭒⭒⭒ @snipe.lol · 05/06/2026
There is literally no series of words I’d ever want less in the same sentence, let alone in this particular order.
Sticker on a wall that says THE COINHEADS
CypherPunk Meme Rock-n-Roll
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🇵🇹 snipe, lixo tóxico ⭑⭒⭒⭒⭒ @snipe.lol · 05/06/2026
Gorgeous #streetart on Rua Soeiro da Costa in #Lagos, #Portugal
Mural featuring Lauren hill in black and white on a white wall
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🇵🇹 snipe, lixo tóxico ⭑⭒⭒⭒⭒ @snipe.lol · 04/06/2026
So stoked to be back in #Lagos, #Portugal for the month. Love this town!
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🇵🇹 snipe, lixo tóxico ⭑⭒⭒⭒⭒ @snipe.lol · 03/06/2026
LOVE this ❤️❤️
doomhamster
Mr. Rogers would have lifted
Mölnir easily.
He wouldn't have had to *lift* it. Thor would have very politely handed it to him.
naamahdarling
A+
minervamagooglie
Mjölnir would have flown itself to Mr. Rogers the moment he was in proximity, and Mr. Rogers would have been delighted to greet Mölnir and tell it how wonderfully constructed it was. Then he would have gently and lovingly reminded both Mjölnir and Thor that a hammer is a tool used to build things, and doesn't it feel so much nicer to work together to build things than to fight each other and destroy them?
Only he would have managed to say it in a way that sounded utterly nonjudgemental about any fighting Thor may have done in the past or might do in the future, but Thor and Mölnir would still have taken a break from the Avengers to go be the most efficient habitat for humanity workers ever.
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🇵🇹 snipe, lixo tóxico ⭑⭒⭒⭒⭒ @snipe.lol · 01/06/2026
A million years ago, I created this. I ran the org for 13 years, taking in reports from the U.S., Canada, Spain, Australia and New Zealand. It was funded (if you can call it that) by myself and some small donations. 1/n www.encyclopedia.com/history/mode...
PET ABUSE AND NEGLECT
Tracking animal abuse cases is difficult because there is no government database of all cases. In 2001 Alison Gianotto of California began an online database of abuse cases—Pet-abuse.com—after her cat was stolen and set on fire. As of December 28, 2006, the database listed information on more than eighty-six hundred cases in the United States. Figure 9.3 shows a breakdown of the cases by abuse type. T
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🇵🇹 snipe, lixo tóxico ⭑⭒⭒⭒⭒ @snipe.lol · 28/05/2026
I always appreciate brands that go the extra mile to take their customer's real lives and feelings into consideration. I don't have strong feelings about Father's Day, but certainly some people do, and it's always classy when companies offer opt-out options.
A note about Father's Day
Hey Alison,
Father's Day is coming up, and we understand that it can be an upsetting and difficult time for some of us. If that's the case we're sorry and we've got you covered. 
 
You can choose to opt out of all Father's Day specific emails below and we'll make sure to not send you any.
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🇵🇹 snipe, lixo tóxico ⭑⭒⭒⭒⭒ @snipe.lol · 23/05/2026
lol okay… 🙄🤣
@schizanon.bsky.social has added you to the "can't tell the difference between a technology and a corporation" moderation
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can't tell the difference between a technology and a corporation
Moderation list by @schizanon.bsky.social
Wrong about Al or Crypto, probably wrong about other things too.
Created by a script, I never looked at your profile, don't be sad.
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🇵🇹 snipe, lixo tóxico ⭑⭒⭒⭒⭒ @snipe.lol · 22/05/2026
I just got out of the pool!
Hello, SnipeyheadGo. I am available to analyze your Weedle, if you wish. Your Weedle is tinier than any we have on record.
Astounding.
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🇵🇹 snipe, lixo tóxico ⭑⭒⭒⭒⭒ @snipe.lol · 09/05/2026
Now available at Bed, Bath & Bluesky! #keming
Let’s Go On Vacation sign wth the Go and On too close together, making it read “let’s goon adventure”
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🇵🇹 snipe, lixo tóxico ⭑⭒⭒⭒⭒ @snipe.lol · 08/05/2026
Reminds me of my girl’s first day at the beach <3
Happy black dog running through the water with her mouth open, tongue lolling to the side
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🇵🇹 snipe, lixo tóxico ⭑⭒⭒⭒⭒ @snipe.lol · 07/05/2026
I’ve had this comic from 2000 stuck in my head all week, no reason why I’m sure. #hantavirus #DrFun
A cartoon of death in a black robe sitting at a green office desk with a brown phone, a blue coffee cup, and several rodents on it with the quote below saying “I want to see some action on this hanta virus thing”. Cartoon is dated Oct 5, 2000. Created by David Farley aka Dr Fun
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🇵🇹 snipe, lixo tóxico ⭑⭒⭒⭒⭒ @snipe.lol · 05/05/2026
Welp. *logs off forever*
Slack icon with an unread badge of 666
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🇵🇹 snipe, lixo tóxico ⭑⭒⭒⭒⭒ @snipe.lol · 05/05/2026
Not a terrible view walking back from the dentist today. #Lisboa #Portugal
Statue in a small square in the middle of a streetPark fountain with a statue and flowers around the waterfall
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