🏳️🌈SourPatch Sally✨ @snidesally.bsky.social · 08/10/2026When you don't know how vaccines or measles work... 🚨Just a quick Public Health Announcement: MEASLES causes IMMUNITY AMNESIA. Yes. Amnesia. Whatever immunity you had to any pathogens before you got measles,, is now GONE. Completely wiped. And that's if the measles itself doesn't kill you. 000
🏳️🌈SourPatch Sally✨ @snidesally.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I didn’t have “potential treatment for prion disease” on my bingo card. I didn’t even know it could be on a bingo card. Holy shit. youtu.be/wuXip1SCJGs?...youtu.beA 100% Fatal Disease Just Found a TreatmentYouTube video by Dr Ben Miles 000
🏳️🌈SourPatch Sally✨ @snidesally.bsky.social · 02/10/2026My mail-in ballot arrived today!! I was lucky enough that my voter registration was checked during a different paperwork process and I was notified that I was NOT registered to vote. I have been actively registered for at least the last 18 years. Check your voter registration status. Vote.orgvote.orgEverything You Need to Vote - Vote.orgRegister to vote. Check your registration status. Get your absentee ballot. Fast, free, easy, secure, nonpartisan. 000
🏳️🌈SourPatch Sally✨ @snidesally.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Been spending my free time in the garden now that it cooled down. I took this year off so I wouldn’t hit a burnout, and now I’m STOKED to get started for next year. My mom’s almost got her greenhouse put together, so come February, there’s gonna be some serious MAGIC happening. 🪄🌱 000
🏳️🌈SourPatch Sally✨ @snidesally.bsky.social · 08/09/2026kinda crazy how the bigger your wine glass is, the more drunk you are after it's empty. 011
🏳️🌈SourPatch Sally✨ @snidesally.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Go ahead. Make yourself happy for a moment and watch the da bebe raccoon 000
🏳️🌈SourPatch Sally✨ @snidesally.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Had my 44th birthday this weekend and celebrated with occupational therapy for carpal tunnel and buying my first duvet cover. 010
🏳️🌈SourPatch Sally✨ @snidesally.bsky.social · 20/08/2026The first full day of school is meant for decompression. So I was pleased to learn that my own classes began after the kids’. It doesn’t matter how independent they are; when they’re home, I’m on duty. 110
🏳️🌈SourPatch Sally✨ @snidesally.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Just let a small raccoon sniff my hand so it would realize I ran out of peanut butter oat balls to hand out for the day. 010
🏳️🌈SourPatch Sally✨ @snidesally.bsky.social · 19/08/2026My partner has been following the latest “gathering of the juggalos” at the Ozarks in Missouri. The sheer volume of arrests over illegal drugs should fund their entire police department for the next several years 😂 020
🏳️🌈SourPatch Sally✨ @snidesally.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I love summer flowers almost as much as spring flowers. 022
🏳️🌈SourPatch Sally✨ @snidesally.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I live next to a mile-long circular street that’s adjacent to one of the city’s greenspaces. It’s perfect for evening walks. Anyway. Here is a deer. 000
🏳️🌈SourPatch Sally✨ @snidesally.bsky.social · 13/08/2026School is getting ready to start again, my son has to ride the bus--unless his dad doesn't have to work that day. Only one of our cars has A/C. I went to school on a bus without air conditioning. It wasn't a life threatening decision in the 1990s. That was only 30 years ago. #climatechange 000
🏳️🌈SourPatch Sally✨ @snidesally.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Gaslighting my cat after sneak-ministering his flea medication like, why are you running away, buddy? 000
🏳️🌈SourPatch Sally✨ @snidesally.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Celiac be like: “I want some Chex mix. Let me look up the ingredients, realize if I want bagel chips in the mix, then I’ll have to spend 2 days making homemade gluten free bagels to then slice, oil, season, and bake again, before I can make a personal batch of Chex mix that’s celiac safe.” 020
🏳️🌈SourPatch Sally✨ @snidesally.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Good evening! May I offer 15 seconds of my local wildlife to kickstart your weekend? 010
🏳️🌈SourPatch Sally✨ @snidesally.bsky.social · 17/07/2026“…transgender sports crime ravaging the cities” was a line, I admit, I was unprepared for. Holy fucking shit on a sheet. 010
Reposted by 🏳️🌈SourPatch Sally✨Thomas Lecaque @tlecaque.bsky.social · 12/07/2026To be a historian is to speak ill of the dead and the rest of you should take more history classes and join us. 155188774437
Reposted by 🏳️🌈SourPatch Sally✨Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 12/07/2026BREAKING: Lindsey Graham’s sudden death reveals everyone’s wake-up time on Sundays. 49134392110
🏳️🌈SourPatch Sally✨ @snidesally.bsky.social · 28/06/2026This is exactly what I wanted when I ordered the yarn. Final size is 4’6” x 8’6” Happy Pride to all who celebrate and especially to those who don’t. You will take it and you will like it. 172
🏳️🌈SourPatch Sally✨ @snidesally.bsky.social · 20/06/2026How it started: How it’s going: #HappyPrideMonth 000
🏳️🌈SourPatch Sally✨ @snidesally.bsky.social · 18/06/2026It’s getting dark out, and that means the bebe raccoons will be here soon. 🦝 I knew it was only a matter of time before I saw some little ones. I wish I could pet them without breaking the wildlife barrier. They have the softest fluffiest ears I’ve ever seen. 010
🏳️🌈SourPatch Sally✨ @snidesally.bsky.social · 15/06/2026There is no PRIDE without trans rights. With rightwing extremism destroying democracy, do not participate in the most fundamental Third Reich principle: Erase the trans community first. #HappyPrideMonth #TransRightsAreHumanRights 020
🏳️🌈SourPatch Sally✨ @snidesally.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Finally got into the pool and immediately turned the water brown 😂 The pond needs to be treated so it’s important to have a clean water source for proper preening. 000
🏳️🌈SourPatch Sally✨ @snidesally.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Watching baby mallards grow up is adorable. They start off looking like little hadrosaurs, then they start growing all their big girl feathers, and at some point after they all learn to fly—a few of them will turn into boys. 010
🏳️🌈SourPatch Sally✨ @snidesally.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Oh good! I will still be allowed to vote in the midterms, despite no longer having the same last name as on my birth certificate due to having been married*. *You know, that legal process that Conservative** pundits and politicians demand that all women do. **It’s not a coincidence. Nothing is. 010
🏳️🌈SourPatch Sally✨ @snidesally.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Why does Walgreens keep forcing me to reply “yes” for the pharmacist to actually fill my kid’s ADHD meds? I call to verify they have it in stock, request the refill from the pediatrician, see the MONTHLY refill request sent, and then the pharmacy sends a text message asking if I want it filled?? 100
🏳️🌈SourPatch Sally✨ @snidesally.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Last night my partner introduced our 9yo to Diablo. This morning, he was woken up every hour on the hour starting at 10am to a little boy wanting to play Diablo. “I unleashed a monster.” 010
🏳️🌈SourPatch Sally✨ @snidesally.bsky.social · 30/05/2026#MenCorrectingWomen 😂😂😂 I woke up to this. 000
Reposted by 🏳️🌈SourPatch Sally✨Charles Hill @charleswlhill.bsky.social · 29/05/2026My homeland is leading the world right now. 781242344969
🏳️🌈SourPatch Sally✨ @snidesally.bsky.social · 26/05/2026It’s fun living next to a pond. I get to say things like “you silly goose” and “get your ducks in a row” without irony or symbolism whatsoever. 🦆 000
🏳️🌈SourPatch Sally✨ @snidesally.bsky.social · 23/05/2026#TimelineCleanser Meet my personal goose army. Mommy and Daddy goose are in the back. Their kids are up front, being spoiled af with apples, fresh corn, and a birdseed blend. They keep the other geese away from the yard, so it’s a bit safer for the ducks to raise their babies. #MeditationForAutists 010
🏳️🌈SourPatch Sally✨ @snidesally.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Been ruminating about the random 30-something year old man who crossed the aisle in the store so that I would have to move out of his way while pushing the cart with my clearly-identifiable as special needs 16yo son. Ngl, looking forward to the next time this happens cuz mfers will get ran into. 000
🏳️🌈SourPatch Sally✨ @snidesally.bsky.social · 17/05/2026There's a middle schooler neighbor kid trying to set up a trap to catch squirrels in the middle of my yard, and when I told him he's NOT going to do that, he tried to argue with me. Like, boy. GTFOH before I call your grandma. 000
🏳️🌈SourPatch Sally✨ @snidesally.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Today starts my 3-wk interdisciplinary studies class Representing Women's Bodies. Taught by two women with very different Ph. D's and personal experience in their respective fields. I cannot begin to express how fucking stoked I am. 000
🏳️🌈SourPatch Sally✨ @snidesally.bsky.social · 10/05/2026James Watson and Francis Crick discovered the double helix structure of DNA the exact same way that men create their children: by forcing a woman to do all of the actual labor, and then putting his name on their work. Happy Mother’s Day to all the scientists. 🔬🧬 000
🏳️🌈SourPatch Sally✨ @snidesally.bsky.social · 08/05/2026I found out that robins only get worms for their babies, so now when I see one at the birdseed feeder, I think they’re getting some self-care. #TeamSelfLove 000
🏳️🌈SourPatch Sally✨ @snidesally.bsky.social · 05/05/2026I'm taking two psych classes at the same time. My only grace here is that one class has only a "final assignment" paper due this week (worth 1/3 of the class grade), and the other class is only covering one chapter w a quiz and no final exam. The chapter?? Eyewitness testimony and jury selection.media.tenor.coma woman in a black jacket is standing in front of a painting .Alt: Murder, She Wrote's Detective Jessica Fletcher raising her mug in cheer 000
🏳️🌈SourPatch Sally✨ @snidesally.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Baby ducklings have been spotted on the far side of the pond. We haven’t gotten the pond treated yet so the water is mucky. Until then, may I present: the baby pool. They’re too little to get in and out by themselves. 000
🏳️🌈SourPatch Sally✨ @snidesally.bsky.social · 04/05/2026My oldest child is 16 years old today. ❤️🎂 010
Reposted by 🏳️🌈SourPatch Sally✨Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 04/05/2026media.tenor.coma man in a police uniform is reaching for a framed picture .ALT: a man in a police uniform is reaching for a framed picture . 1985579
🏳️🌈SourPatch Sally✨ @snidesally.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Transgender people are constantly validated in every field of study, but Conservatives demand we do something to make that stop. Female genital mutilation is happening to thousands of toddler girls every day (NOT A SECRET), but Conservatives dgaff and won’t do anything stop it. #FuckReligion 000
🏳️🌈SourPatch Sally✨ @snidesally.bsky.social · 02/05/2026I’m autistic with a flare of ADHD. Some things I’m gonna take very literally, other things I’m gonna associate with completely random shit, and I can’t tell you up front which way it’s gonna go. Set your expectations accordingly. 000
🏳️🌈SourPatch Sally✨ @snidesally.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Corporal punishment is sometimes a good reaction to aggressive behavior in young children. and by "sometimes" I mean there are stringent conditions that must be met, otherwise it backfires and becomes abuse that creates more aggression. SOOoo it's probably best to just... not hit your kids. 020
🏳️🌈SourPatch Sally✨ @snidesally.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Wait. If they’re called “GROUNDhogs”, why is this one in a tree? Is it a treehog? 000