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Snarky🦉Twin

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94.8 proof. Suggest you ignore. She/her. Prefers dogs to people 📍Detroit-ish

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Snarky🦉Twin @snarkytwin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I used to be annoyed that she insisted on being underfoot while I’m cooking but now I’m just happy that she’s still here for me to step around
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Snarky🦉Twin @snarkytwin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy October 1st! Here are my September dissociations/reads
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Snarky🦉Twin @snarkytwin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Started a book at 10pm thinking I would read for maybe an hour and then go to bed but this guy is snuggling and the book is a good one so the law says I can’t move
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Rachel Maddow @maddow.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"The USA experienced declines in Free Political Parties, Effective Parliament, Access to Justice, and Judicial Independence, Freedom of Expression, Freedom of the Press, and Economic Equality. US scores on most of these measures are at their lowest levels since 1975" www.idea.int/publications...
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
💔 🇺🇸😕
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Snarky🦉Twin @snarkytwin.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
My reading goal for this year was 200 books and I’m currently at 202 somehow?
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Snarky🦉Twin @snarkytwin.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It’s finally September and everything autumn but first, here are my August reads!
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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton, among a thousand other amazing things she did in her life, gifted over 330 million books to kids through her Imagination Library program. Her passing is a tremendous loss to the world, but you can support the program today to keep it going imaginationlibrary.com
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Dolly Parton's Imagination Library | USA, UK, IE, CA, AU
Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library is a book gifting program that mails free books to children from birth until they begin school in participating areas.
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Snarky🦉Twin @snarkytwin.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Turns out the girl from high school who thought the twin and I were the same person for the first 3 months of 9th grade is a Christian nationalist. At least her critical thinking skills remain consistent
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Snarky🦉Twin @snarkytwin.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I was gonna vote for him anyway but this is cute
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Jasmine 🌌🔭 @astrojaz.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
i just found the BEST photo from artemis ii.
The Moon and crescent Earth seen from the window of Integrity during Artemis II. There is some slight dust on the outside of the window, giving the photo a vintage and grainy feel.
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Snarky🦉Twin @snarkytwin.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Here are my July reads! Honestly, those books from the beginning of the month feel a lot longer ago than a month
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Snarky🦉Twin @snarkytwin.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The air smells like smoke from forest fires hundreds of miles away, but sure, our government needs to focus on making daylight savings time permanent and stopping 12-ish transgender athletes from placing 5th in their events
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Snarky🦉Twin @snarkytwin.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Today’s one of those days I wish I could still believe in hell
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Snarky🦉Twin @snarkytwin.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Ok so will DTE get going on restoring our power now that they don’t have to pay holiday pay?
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Snarky🦉Twin @snarkytwin.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
The power’s out so we don’t have AC but we have a generator running so this boy can sploot in front of a fan at least
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Snarky🦉Twin @snarkytwin.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
DTE, you can’t be for real about this estimate. This is yet another whole weekend I’ve lost to your bullshit so put some of your record profits into fixing your infrastructure already
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Snarky🦉Twin @snarkytwin.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I feel like I need to make a pie but it’s way too late to start making a pie
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Snarky🦉Twin @snarkytwin.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
June somehow went by in about 2 seconds but I still managed to read more books than I thought I would
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Snarky🦉Twin @snarkytwin.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Ok but The Sheep Detective is everything I needed and more
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Baaa The Sheep Detectives
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Snarky🦉Twin @snarkytwin.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Felt like baking for the solstice. An old fashioned strawberry cake and a fake sourdough bread with Oberon beer
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Snarky🦉Twin @snarkytwin.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Photo evidence from the Pupper sitter that Westley loves everybody and I’m not special
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Snarky🦉Twin @snarkytwin.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Oh you want to get married in Disney World? I think we can make that work
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Snarky🦉Twin @snarkytwin.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Ok so it’s June now? Here are my May reads #booksky
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Snarky🦉Twin @snarkytwin.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
MmmHmm
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Snarky🦉Twin @snarkytwin.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
One for wakey, one for hydration, and one for shits and giggles
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Snarky🦉Twin @snarkytwin.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
The KU book I’m reading had 51 chapters yesterday and now it has 50 chapters and I feel like my anger over this is excessive but really what the fuck? I’ve been completely distracted over this all day
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Snarky🦉Twin @snarkytwin.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Everything is legit terrible but Detroit’s getting a PWHL team!
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Dan Levy as David Rose: Oh My God Yes!
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Snarky🦉Twin @snarkytwin.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
The aggressive dissociation continued in April #AprilReads
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Snarky🦉Twin @snarkytwin.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
FML it’s finally happening. My optometrist is having me try out progressive contacts. I thought seeing with astigmatism was bad enough but this shit is wild
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Snarky🦉Twin @snarkytwin.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
My March reads #booksky
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Snarky🦉Twin @snarkytwin.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Ok that was a fuck ton of fun #pwhl
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Snarky🦉Twin @snarkytwin.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
I am excite!
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Snarky🦉Twin @snarkytwin.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Hey so my husband for some reason thinks I have “too many” books in my to be read pile(s) and he wants me to cull them, but in reality, the limit does not exist, correct?
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Snarky🦉Twin @snarkytwin.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
So glad my parents voted for fossil fuel supremacy in the 80’s so we could have Midwest thunderstorms in fucking March
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Snarky🦉Twin @snarkytwin.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I — I need so many more ways to dissociate from this reality
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Snarky🦉Twin @snarkytwin.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
My February reads #booksky
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Snarky🦉Twin @snarkytwin.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
5 authors I've read at least 5 books by: (Ok but these are all the authors I’ve read at least 5 books by): Tessa Dare Ali Hazelwood Julia Quinn Marie Benedict Olivia Dade Emily Henry Abby Jimenez B. K. Borison Brynn Weaver
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Snarky🦉Twin @snarkytwin.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Happy 11th Birthday, Gwen!
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Snarky🦉Twin @snarkytwin.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
@tinytunney.bsky.social happy birthday! I hope you’ve had a wonderful day!
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Snarky🦉Twin @snarkytwin.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Felt like making focaccia
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Snarky🦉Twin @snarkytwin.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
We’re at our usual brewery and the Mr ordered the Valentine’s drink because of course he did
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Snarky🦉Twin @snarkytwin.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Someone had to have paid him to give a shit about this, right?
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Snarky🦉Twin @snarkytwin.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Oh hey the Mr got his tattoo coverup done so now we match again
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Snarky🦉Twin @snarkytwin.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
My January reads #booksky
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Snarky🦉Twin @snarkytwin.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Why the fuck did I choose to make mac and cheese for dinner tonight when it involves folding in the cheese?
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Snarky🦉Twin @snarkytwin.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
😭
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Snarky🦉Twin @snarkytwin.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Now these fascist fucks are making me defend the 2nd amendment?
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Snarky🦉Twin @snarkytwin.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you joy
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Snarky🦉Twin @snarkytwin.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
It’s been many books since I read it but watching People We Meet on Vacation made me want to read it again and watch it again. The vibes were perfection
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