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Haze 🏳️‍🌈♠️🏳️‍⚧️

@snarkytaco.bsky.social
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Any pronouns, but don't call me ma'am. Enby Ace Cryptid AuDHD Shitposter No T.R.A.S.H. Black Lives Matter A.C.A.B A.L.A.B.

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Haze 🏳️‍🌈♠️🏳️‍⚧️ @snarkytaco.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Nice.
A screenshot of my Bluesky profile showing 69 followers.
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Haze 🏳️‍🌈♠️🏳️‍⚧️ @snarkytaco.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I love when bigots tell on themselves. Please keep doing it so I know who to block.
A Bluesky post from @chantalalive.bsky.social about a disabled sex worker (@qatapult.bsky.social) struggling for rent, with a link to help her. A reply from @oldestmember.bsky.social stating "I will not be supporting a prostitute"
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Haze 🏳️‍🌈♠️🏳️‍⚧️ @snarkytaco.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I'm Ace, so I fall in love with everyone 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Haze 🏳️‍🌈♠️🏳️‍⚧️ @snarkytaco.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
@moreperfectunion.bsky.social How to I try to start the union process for a federal credit union? They've actually gotten fined multiple times trying to shut any discussion about it down.
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Haze 🏳️‍🌈♠️🏳️‍⚧️ @snarkytaco.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I normally don't like to yuck other people's yum, but, gross.
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Haze 🏳️‍🌈♠️🏳️‍⚧️ @snarkytaco.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
This is the cutest thing ever.
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Haze 🏳️‍🌈♠️🏳️‍⚧️ @snarkytaco.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Hello fellow aegosexual!
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Haze 🏳️‍🌈♠️🏳️‍⚧️ @snarkytaco.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Never forget.
Text: "When you punch a Nazi, the whole world punches a Nazi" surrounded by a black and white drawing of a circle of hands shaking, and roses.
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Morgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
“We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist” - James Baldwin
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Haze 🏳️‍🌈♠️🏳️‍⚧️ @snarkytaco.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
This is Squash. She is what keeps me going most days.
A small long haired orange and white Scottish Fold kitten laying on a shelf of a cat tree with one long white leg hanging in front of the shelf, and the other white leg perched on top of another portion of the cat tree. Key wide eyed are staring at the camera.
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Haze 🏳️‍🌈♠️🏳️‍⚧️ @snarkytaco.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Your yearly reminder:
The back of a black Mercedes ML350 SUV with "Puppies are not Xmas presents - They are 15-year commitments" written on the back window in all capital letters.
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Tiffany Lowe-Power stands with Minnesota @tlowepower.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
I will unfollow anyone who uses the weird BlueSky terms "skeet" and "reskeet", because "skeet" is definitely also slang for ejaculation. Proposal for scientists 🧪 to use the less ambiguous terms of "Post" and "repost"
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Haze 🏳️‍🌈♠️🏳️‍⚧️ @snarkytaco.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
My dad's Pyr is oddly quiet. So much so that we actually paid to have his DNA decoded. 100% Pyr, but apparently an exception to the loud rule.
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Haze 🏳️‍🌈♠️🏳️‍⚧️ @snarkytaco.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
This. So.Much.Fur
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Haze 🏳️‍🌈♠️🏳️‍⚧️ @snarkytaco.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
📌
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Haze 🏳️‍🌈♠️🏳️‍⚧️ @snarkytaco.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
I'm not an adult. I need a more adulty adult.
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Haze 🏳️‍🌈♠️🏳️‍⚧️ @snarkytaco.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
My 13 year old never wants to cook with me, but he's always down for homemade pizza.
A small roundish pizza topped with spinach, bacon, green peppers, and extra cheese sitting on a piece of parchment paper.
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Haze 🏳️‍🌈♠️🏳️‍⚧️ @snarkytaco.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I like raisins, but if you don't, you can replace them with almost any type of dried berry.
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Haze 🏳️‍🌈♠️🏳️‍⚧️ @snarkytaco.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I deactivated once it was bought by Musk
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Haze 🏳️‍🌈♠️🏳️‍⚧️ @snarkytaco.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
If anyone is tired of seeing boxing posts, have a picture of Squash. She would probably bite Jake Paul's ear off even though Mike didn't.
Small long haired orange and white Scottish Fold.
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Haze 🏳️‍🌈♠️🏳️‍⚧️ @snarkytaco.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I like that the site is sex positive, and I'm asexual. 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Haze 🏳️‍🌈♠️🏳️‍⚧️ @snarkytaco.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
As I sit at my work desk avoiding my responsibilities...
3 panel comic.
1st panel: A man reading a book titled "How to Make Money".
2nd panel: View of the inside of the book with a single word of "Work".
3rd panel: A close up of the man's face with a frustrated look on his face and tears in his eyes.
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Haze 🏳️‍🌈♠️🏳️‍⚧️ @snarkytaco.bsky.social · 01/11/2023
Spooky season may be over for you, but never for me.
Four pane comic
Pane 1: Drawing of a skeleton with a bat flying over his head. Bat says "Hey, I just wanted to say that I'm proud of you."
Pane 2: Bat flies a bit closer and says "I know it's been really hard but you're amazing."
Pane 3: Bat uses wings to hug back of skeleton's head and says "You don't have to say anything."
Pane 4: Bat's wings come around to the front of skeleton's face in a warm embrace. Bat says "I love you"
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Haze 🏳️‍🌈♠️🏳️‍⚧️ @snarkytaco.bsky.social · 27/10/2023
Ever feel like bugs are crawling in your ears?
An AirPods charging case with 2 isopods (rollypollies/pill bugs) in the AirPod holes. 
Text reads: iSopods next to the apple logo which also looks like an isopod.
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Haze 🏳️‍🌈♠️🏳️‍⚧️ @snarkytaco.bsky.social · 16/10/2023
Couldn't see the eclipse. What else is new.
Left image: A full red moon with text "Look everyone, a full lunar eclipse!
Right image: a full cloudy sky with text "Oregon"
Left image: a picture of a comet with text "look everyone a never before seen comet!"
Right image: a full cloudy sky with text "Oregon"
Left image: a line with planets Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, and Mercury on it with text "Look everyone, a once in 1000 years planetary alignment!"
Right image: a full cloudy sky with text "Oregon"
Left image: a picture of a UFO with text "Look everyone, a 10-mile wide alien space craft!
Right image: a full cloudy sky with text "Oregon"
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Haze 🏳️‍🌈♠️🏳️‍⚧️ @snarkytaco.bsky.social · 05/10/2023
I went to go follow you, but I already am.
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Haze 🏳️‍🌈♠️🏳️‍⚧️ @snarkytaco.bsky.social · 05/10/2023
Masking all day at work is exhausting. I come home and have no executive function left to take care of myself. I just want to lay in bed, eat junk food, and sleep until the next day where the cycle repeats. #AuDHD
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Haze 🏳️‍🌈♠️🏳️‍⚧️ @snarkytaco.bsky.social · 21/09/2023
I see nothing wrong with the view.
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RiotDad @riotdad.bsky.social · 21/09/2023
Type O Pawsitive
Image shows the cover to Type O Negative’s Bloody Kisses album, a black and white photo where two goth women have their eyes closed and mouths open while their daces are pressed against one another, looking like they fucking. Below that are two house cats appearing in a similar fashion. Like a parody of the original photo. And it’s hella cute.
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Haze 🏳️‍🌈♠️🏳️‍⚧️ @snarkytaco.bsky.social · 21/09/2023
Life tip: You have to trick them and bring the suitcase out when you're not going anywhere. It works with the carrier to the vet too.
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Haze 🏳️‍🌈♠️🏳️‍⚧️ @snarkytaco.bsky.social · 21/09/2023
Thank you for sacrificing the bean to a worthy cause.
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Haze 🏳️‍🌈♠️🏳️‍⚧️ @snarkytaco.bsky.social · 21/09/2023
Is there an entomology blsy? Because I need to join that crowd.
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Haze 🏳️‍🌈♠️🏳️‍⚧️ @snarkytaco.bsky.social · 19/09/2023
Teefs
Grey cat sleeping curled upside down with canine teeth poking out like vampire fangs.
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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 13/09/2023
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Haze 🏳️‍🌈♠️🏳️‍⚧️ @snarkytaco.bsky.social · 09/09/2023
Sorry for your loss. May her memory be a blessing.
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Haze 🏳️‍🌈♠️🏳️‍⚧️ @snarkytaco.bsky.social · 09/09/2023
I also get to teach my son's friends about accepting me.
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Haze 🏳️‍🌈♠️🏳️‍⚧️ @snarkytaco.bsky.social · 09/09/2023
One thing I wish this app would let me edit the alt text if I forget or mess it up.
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Haze 🏳️‍🌈♠️🏳️‍⚧️ @snarkytaco.bsky.social · 09/09/2023
Squeaks just slept through me moving his head around.
A hand holding up a sleeping grey cat's face. A black and white tuxedo cat behind the grey cat, also sleeping.
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Haze 🏳️‍🌈♠️🏳️‍⚧️ @snarkytaco.bsky.social · 09/09/2023
They look like a dirty yin yang.
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Haze 🏳️‍🌈♠️🏳️‍⚧️ @snarkytaco.bsky.social · 09/09/2023
Does anyone else constantly have Mr. Blue Sky stuck in their head when they use this app? Just me?
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Haze 🏳️‍🌈♠️🏳️‍⚧️ @snarkytaco.bsky.social · 07/09/2023
It's good to see that fame, money, and being a white cishet man doesn't always get you off the hook...
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Haze 🏳️‍🌈♠️🏳️‍⚧️ @snarkytaco.bsky.social · 07/09/2023
Perfect.
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Haze 🏳️‍🌈♠️🏳️‍⚧️ @snarkytaco.bsky.social · 07/09/2023
But being geeky is fun.
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Haze 🏳️‍🌈♠️🏳️‍⚧️ @snarkytaco.bsky.social · 07/09/2023
What's worse are the canned button mushrooms.
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Haze 🏳️‍🌈♠️🏳️‍⚧️ @snarkytaco.bsky.social · 07/09/2023
Maybe it's the white in me, but I'd kidnap that baby for a tea party.
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Phil PlAIt @philplait.bsky.social · 06/09/2023
If I had a quarter of a trillion dollars, I would • End homelessness • End global hunger • Ensure every child gets an education • Ensure everyone has access to health care And I would not • Promote Nazis But that's just me I guess
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jon christian @jonchristian.net · 06/09/2023
this is just social media
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 07/09/2023
📚
Poster of Godzilla reading a Godzilla comic book, headline is READ, caption is 'Godzilla for America's Libraries'
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Haze 🏳️‍🌈♠️🏳️‍⚧️ @snarkytaco.bsky.social · 07/09/2023
I didn't know we had the same parents
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