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Haze 🏳️‍🌈♠️🏳️‍⚧️

@snarkytaco.bsky.social
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Any pronouns, but don't call me ma'am. Enby Ace Cryptid AuDHD Shitposter No T.R.A.S.H. Black Lives Matter A.C.A.B A.L.A.B.

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Haze 🏳️‍🌈♠️🏳️‍⚧️ @snarkytaco.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Nice.
A screenshot of my Bluesky profile showing 69 followers.
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Haze 🏳️‍🌈♠️🏳️‍⚧️ @snarkytaco.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I love when bigots tell on themselves. Please keep doing it so I know who to block.
A Bluesky post from @chantalalive.bsky.social about a disabled sex worker (@qatapult.bsky.social) struggling for rent, with a link to help her. A reply from @oldestmember.bsky.social stating "I will not be supporting a prostitute"
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Haze 🏳️‍🌈♠️🏳️‍⚧️ @snarkytaco.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
@moreperfectunion.bsky.social How to I try to start the union process for a federal credit union? They've actually gotten fined multiple times trying to shut any discussion about it down.
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Haze 🏳️‍🌈♠️🏳️‍⚧️ @snarkytaco.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Never forget.
Text: "When you punch a Nazi, the whole world punches a Nazi" surrounded by a black and white drawing of a circle of hands shaking, and roses.
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Morgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
“We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist” - James Baldwin
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Haze 🏳️‍🌈♠️🏳️‍⚧️ @snarkytaco.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Your yearly reminder:
The back of a black Mercedes ML350 SUV with "Puppies are not Xmas presents - They are 15-year commitments" written on the back window in all capital letters.
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Tiffany Lowe-Power stands with Minnesota @tlowepower.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
I will unfollow anyone who uses the weird BlueSky terms "skeet" and "reskeet", because "skeet" is definitely also slang for ejaculation. Proposal for scientists 🧪 to use the less ambiguous terms of "Post" and "repost"
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Haze 🏳️‍🌈♠️🏳️‍⚧️ @snarkytaco.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
My 13 year old never wants to cook with me, but he's always down for homemade pizza.
A small roundish pizza topped with spinach, bacon, green peppers, and extra cheese sitting on a piece of parchment paper.
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Haze 🏳️‍🌈♠️🏳️‍⚧️ @snarkytaco.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
If anyone is tired of seeing boxing posts, have a picture of Squash. She would probably bite Jake Paul's ear off even though Mike didn't.
Small long haired orange and white Scottish Fold.
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Haze 🏳️‍🌈♠️🏳️‍⚧️ @snarkytaco.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
As I sit at my work desk avoiding my responsibilities...
3 panel comic.
1st panel: A man reading a book titled "How to Make Money".
2nd panel: View of the inside of the book with a single word of "Work".
3rd panel: A close up of the man's face with a frustrated look on his face and tears in his eyes.
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Haze 🏳️‍🌈♠️🏳️‍⚧️ @snarkytaco.bsky.social · 01/11/2023
Spooky season may be over for you, but never for me.
Four pane comic
Pane 1: Drawing of a skeleton with a bat flying over his head. Bat says "Hey, I just wanted to say that I'm proud of you."
Pane 2: Bat flies a bit closer and says "I know it's been really hard but you're amazing."
Pane 3: Bat uses wings to hug back of skeleton's head and says "You don't have to say anything."
Pane 4: Bat's wings come around to the front of skeleton's face in a warm embrace. Bat says "I love you"
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Haze 🏳️‍🌈♠️🏳️‍⚧️ @snarkytaco.bsky.social · 27/10/2023
Ever feel like bugs are crawling in your ears?
An AirPods charging case with 2 isopods (rollypollies/pill bugs) in the AirPod holes. 
Text reads: iSopods next to the apple logo which also looks like an isopod.
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Haze 🏳️‍🌈♠️🏳️‍⚧️ @snarkytaco.bsky.social · 16/10/2023
Couldn't see the eclipse. What else is new.
Left image: A full red moon with text "Look everyone, a full lunar eclipse!
Right image: a full cloudy sky with text "Oregon"
Left image: a picture of a comet with text "look everyone a never before seen comet!"
Right image: a full cloudy sky with text "Oregon"
Left image: a line with planets Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, and Mercury on it with text "Look everyone, a once in 1000 years planetary alignment!"
Right image: a full cloudy sky with text "Oregon"
Left image: a picture of a UFO with text "Look everyone, a 10-mile wide alien space craft!
Right image: a full cloudy sky with text "Oregon"
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Haze 🏳️‍🌈♠️🏳️‍⚧️ @snarkytaco.bsky.social · 05/10/2023
Masking all day at work is exhausting. I come home and have no executive function left to take care of myself. I just want to lay in bed, eat junk food, and sleep until the next day where the cycle repeats. #AuDHD
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RiotDad @riotdad.bsky.social · 21/09/2023
Type O Pawsitive
Image shows the cover to Type O Negative’s Bloody Kisses album, a black and white photo where two goth women have their eyes closed and mouths open while their daces are pressed against one another, looking like they fucking. Below that are two house cats appearing in a similar fashion. Like a parody of the original photo. And it’s hella cute.
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Haze 🏳️‍🌈♠️🏳️‍⚧️ @snarkytaco.bsky.social · 21/09/2023
Is there an entomology blsy? Because I need to join that crowd.
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Haze 🏳️‍🌈♠️🏳️‍⚧️ @snarkytaco.bsky.social · 19/09/2023
Teefs
Grey cat sleeping curled upside down with canine teeth poking out like vampire fangs.
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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 13/09/2023
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Haze 🏳️‍🌈♠️🏳️‍⚧️ @snarkytaco.bsky.social · 09/09/2023
One thing I wish this app would let me edit the alt text if I forget or mess it up.
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Haze 🏳️‍🌈♠️🏳️‍⚧️ @snarkytaco.bsky.social · 09/09/2023
Squeaks just slept through me moving his head around.
A hand holding up a sleeping grey cat's face. A black and white tuxedo cat behind the grey cat, also sleeping.
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Haze 🏳️‍🌈♠️🏳️‍⚧️ @snarkytaco.bsky.social · 09/09/2023
They look like a dirty yin yang.
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Haze 🏳️‍🌈♠️🏳️‍⚧️ @snarkytaco.bsky.social · 09/09/2023
Does anyone else constantly have Mr. Blue Sky stuck in their head when they use this app? Just me?
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Haze 🏳️‍🌈♠️🏳️‍⚧️ @snarkytaco.bsky.social · 07/09/2023
It's good to see that fame, money, and being a white cishet man doesn't always get you off the hook...
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Phil PlAIt @philplait.bsky.social · 06/09/2023
If I had a quarter of a trillion dollars, I would • End homelessness • End global hunger • Ensure every child gets an education • Ensure everyone has access to health care And I would not • Promote Nazis But that's just me I guess
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jon christian @jonchristian.net · 06/09/2023
this is just social media
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 07/09/2023
📚
Poster of Godzilla reading a Godzilla comic book, headline is READ, caption is 'Godzilla for America's Libraries'
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Haze 🏳️‍🌈♠️🏳️‍⚧️ @snarkytaco.bsky.social · 07/09/2023
Second day of my kiddo's 7th grade year and they spring a $3,000 field trip to DC & NYC. $6,000 if I wanted to go as well 😅 Sorry kid, we're not high enough middle class to afford that.
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Haze 🏳️‍🌈♠️🏳️‍⚧️ @snarkytaco.bsky.social · 04/09/2023
Someone please talke into, or out of spending way too much money on a giant frog stuffie to cuddle with because I'm lonely. #frogs
Giant frog stuffed animal sitting in the grass overlooking a pond
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OnlyMemes @onlymemes.bsky.social · 01/09/2023
🙌🏼 New picket line chant on deck 🙌🏼
Boss made a dollar
I made a dime
That was a poem
From a simpler time.

Now boss makes a thousand
And gives us a cent
While he’s got employees
Who can’t pay the rent.

So when boss makes a million
And the workers make Jack
That’s when we strike
And take our lives back.
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Haze 🏳️‍🌈♠️🏳️‍⚧️ @snarkytaco.bsky.social · 04/09/2023
If you have off work tomorrow, don't forget to turn off your Monday alarms.
Top image: Person sleeping very deeply with their mouth open. Text: "6:30AM on a work weekday."
Bottom image: Same person laying in bed wide awake. Text: "6:30AM when you're off on the weekend"
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Haze 🏳️‍🌈♠️🏳️‍⚧️ @snarkytaco.bsky.social · 31/08/2023
All of my work FedEx shipments have had the same cost. I agree FedEx.
FedEx shipment with an estimated cost of $13.12
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Haze 🏳️‍🌈♠️🏳️‍⚧️ @snarkytaco.bsky.social · 29/08/2023
Me: Downloads 10+ audiobooks for my 12 y/o 12 y/o: I want to listen to the 32 hour audiobook you're listening to. I love that he's interested, but it's going to take us a year to finish it 🥹
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Haze 🏳️‍🌈♠️🏳️‍⚧️ @snarkytaco.bsky.social · 22/08/2023
I haven't looked good in a group picture in years. I rarely put myself in a position to have my picture taken at all, but I love this one.
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