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snarkoleptic.bsky.social @snarkoleptic.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

genuinely considering giving up my human autonomy to become a meat proxy for a crowbar...

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snarkoleptic.bsky.social @snarkoleptic.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

i'd be skeptical too, we havent had a competent gov't in his lifetime and the moon landings happened before mine.

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snarkoleptic.bsky.social @snarkoleptic.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

and if hasbro can avoid completely killing the game i might be able to afford to play again before i go into a nursing home...

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snarkoleptic.bsky.social @snarkoleptic.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

people are acting like this is some huge gimmick then i guess? it's just a 15 minute casino eliminator match followed by 15 minutes of pins for points. and it's not like gimmicky stuff doesn't happen all the time in wrestling

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snarkoleptic.bsky.social @snarkoleptic.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

*points to recent sociology paper linking christian nationalism and evangelicals with lower cognitive ability* onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/...

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snarkoleptic.bsky.social @snarkoleptic.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

wasn't expecting to start bawling my heart out today but i got lost in heaven and fire was coming out of a monkey's head

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snarkoleptic.bsky.social @snarkoleptic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

as a citizen i am open to journalists talking about arresting the president.

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snarkoleptic.bsky.social @snarkoleptic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

next time someone asks you why you don't have kids yet just say they're too much of a pain to raise so you just get store bought

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snarkoleptic.bsky.social @snarkoleptic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

living in the US is like watching an amusement park fall into disrepair and decay in real time

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snarkoleptic.bsky.social @snarkoleptic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

nothing humbles you quicker than listening to a rap song and missing half the references

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snarkoleptic.bsky.social @snarkoleptic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

gotta keep it simple for the pimples else they heads pop stopped thinking after 1 year of being fed slop

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snarkoleptic.bsky.social @snarkoleptic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

i'm a beardo i'm a weirdo i'm a low-t hero

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snarkoleptic.bsky.social @snarkoleptic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

me wondering if i have dead mouth cuz this extra spicy ramen with chili sauce ain't hitting for shit

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snarkoleptic.bsky.social @snarkoleptic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

the real reason i'm not a content creator revealed: uploading a 17m video to yt choked my entire internet out for 90 minutes.

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snarkoleptic.bsky.social @snarkoleptic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Cs get degrees, then they get elected by people who dropped out of high school and read at a middle school level...

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snarkoleptic.bsky.social @snarkoleptic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

i'm bringing the iced coffee, my employer should know i'm a drug addict from the jump

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snarkoleptic.bsky.social @snarkoleptic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

it's only a war if white people are agressed against, otherwise it's just a sparkling military intervention

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snarkoleptic.bsky.social @snarkoleptic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

if god is love than why are y'all such haters?

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snarkoleptic.bsky.social @snarkoleptic.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

idk, it almost feels selfish to vote blue when the GOP are so close to ending american imperialism, colonialism and exceptionalism...

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snarkoleptic.bsky.social @snarkoleptic.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

the amount of time between needing to refill my iced coffee and needing to take a piss is about the same as the time it takes to walk from my desk to the bathroom. coincidence?

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snarkoleptic.bsky.social @snarkoleptic.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

i hate cops and i still voted for kamala because i knew how bad trump would be. at least i thought i did, turns out he's 100x worse than i previously imagined.

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snarkoleptic.bsky.social @snarkoleptic.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

unless you can be batman, then be batman.

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snarkoleptic.bsky.social @snarkoleptic.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

the purple heart is the participation trophy of military medals, it's like handing out gold stars for losing in dodgeball.

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snarkoleptic.bsky.social @snarkoleptic.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

trump's economy is so bad these idiots have to lease the liberals now. i weep for how many people are fine with the corruption, incompetence and cruelty but high gas prices is where they draw the line...

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snarkoleptic.bsky.social @snarkoleptic.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

things are so bad in america that one of our hobbies is *checks notes* watching people eat food we can't afford

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snarkoleptic.bsky.social @snarkoleptic.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

remember, not everyone is a dumb as you are, some are even dumber

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snarkoleptic.bsky.social @snarkoleptic.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

a normal reaction to nazis and the holocaust would be "never again for anyone" instead the people who had to endure such atrocities said "next time, we wear the boots"

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snarkoleptic.bsky.social @snarkoleptic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

no matter how bad the economy gets, fire is still free

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snarkoleptic.bsky.social @snarkoleptic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

my loneliness is killing me i must confess i still believe when i'm not with you i lose my mind give me a sign~~

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snarkoleptic.bsky.social @snarkoleptic.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

congress really should do their jobs and send trump packing for his lifetime vacation in club fed but sadly there's a 25% tariff on cojones imports

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snarkoleptic.bsky.social @snarkoleptic.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

the gop suppress votes through disney villain tactics, the dems suppress votes by stifling progressives and voter apathy.

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snarkoleptic.bsky.social @snarkoleptic.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

the same way they always lose, by surpressing progressives in the party and doubling down on mediocre centrists like hakeem jeffries.

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snarkoleptic.bsky.social @snarkoleptic.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

but we're just 99% of the population, what can we possibly hope to do about a couple thousand assholes?

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snarkoleptic.bsky.social @snarkoleptic.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Trumpapalosers was destined to be a pr nightmare so why try to stop it? there are better things to do with one's time, energy and resources than to protest that the circus has come to town for the weekend.

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snarkoleptic.bsky.social @snarkoleptic.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

that would be the first promise trump has kept. not just in this presidency, i mean ever.

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snarkoleptic.bsky.social @snarkoleptic.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

why put on a protest and risk getting murdered by the getapo and get no media coverage when you can just let the gop embarass themselves on a national stage, again?

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snarkoleptic.bsky.social @snarkoleptic.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

"thoughts and prayers" is the christian way of feeling like they're helping without actually doing anything to help.

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snarkoleptic.bsky.social @snarkoleptic.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

if he dies today it will really change how americans feel about 9/11

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snarkoleptic.bsky.social @snarkoleptic.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

DoN't AlIeNaTe ThE CenTrIsTs! aka don't piss off our donors!

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snarkoleptic.bsky.social @snarkoleptic.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

and Grindr going down the same time a republican convention rolls into town, again, leads me to wonder if GOP doesn't stand for gay or pdfile

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snarkoleptic.bsky.social @snarkoleptic.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

i voted, both my choices lost, the elections are rigged!!

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snarkoleptic.bsky.social @snarkoleptic.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

and all it'll cost him is 2T in national debt, win/win right? 🤮

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