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snarkoleptic.bsky.social @snarkoleptic.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

genuinely considering giving up my human autonomy to become a meat proxy for a crowbar...

snarkoleptic.bsky.social @snarkoleptic.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

wasn't expecting to start bawling my heart out today but i got lost in heaven and fire was coming out of a monkey's head

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snarkoleptic.bsky.social @snarkoleptic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

next time someone asks you why you don't have kids yet just say they're too much of a pain to raise so you just get store bought

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snarkoleptic.bsky.social @snarkoleptic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

living in the US is like watching an amusement park fall into disrepair and decay in real time

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snarkoleptic.bsky.social @snarkoleptic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

nothing humbles you quicker than listening to a rap song and missing half the references

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snarkoleptic.bsky.social @snarkoleptic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

gotta keep it simple for the pimples else they heads pop stopped thinking after 1 year of being fed slop

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snarkoleptic.bsky.social @snarkoleptic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

i'm a beardo i'm a weirdo i'm a low-t hero

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snarkoleptic.bsky.social @snarkoleptic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

me wondering if i have dead mouth cuz this extra spicy ramen with chili sauce ain't hitting for shit

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snarkoleptic.bsky.social @snarkoleptic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

the real reason i'm not a content creator revealed: uploading a 17m video to yt choked my entire internet out for 90 minutes.

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snarkoleptic.bsky.social @snarkoleptic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Cs get degrees, then they get elected by people who dropped out of high school and read at a middle school level...

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snarkoleptic.bsky.social @snarkoleptic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

it's only a war if white people are agressed against, otherwise it's just a sparkling military intervention

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snarkoleptic.bsky.social @snarkoleptic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

if god is love than why are y'all such haters?

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snarkoleptic.bsky.social @snarkoleptic.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

the amount of time between needing to refill my iced coffee and needing to take a piss is about the same as the time it takes to walk from my desk to the bathroom. coincidence?

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snarkoleptic.bsky.social @snarkoleptic.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

the purple heart is the participation trophy of military medals, it's like handing out gold stars for losing in dodgeball.

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snarkoleptic.bsky.social @snarkoleptic.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

remember, not everyone is a dumb as you are, some are even dumber

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snarkoleptic.bsky.social @snarkoleptic.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

a normal reaction to nazis and the holocaust would be "never again for anyone" instead the people who had to endure such atrocities said "next time, we wear the boots"

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snarkoleptic.bsky.social @snarkoleptic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

no matter how bad the economy gets, fire is still free

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snarkoleptic.bsky.social @snarkoleptic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

my loneliness is killing me i must confess i still believe when i'm not with you i lose my mind give me a sign~~

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snarkoleptic.bsky.social @snarkoleptic.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

congress really should do their jobs and send trump packing for his lifetime vacation in club fed but sadly there's a 25% tariff on cojones imports

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snarkoleptic.bsky.social @snarkoleptic.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

the gop suppress votes through disney villain tactics, the dems suppress votes by stifling progressives and voter apathy.

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snarkoleptic.bsky.social @snarkoleptic.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

"thoughts and prayers" is the christian way of feeling like they're helping without actually doing anything to help.

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snarkoleptic.bsky.social @snarkoleptic.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

if he dies today it will really change how americans feel about 9/11

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snarkoleptic.bsky.social @snarkoleptic.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

and Grindr going down the same time a republican convention rolls into town, again, leads me to wonder if GOP doesn't stand for gay or pdfile

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snarkoleptic.bsky.social @snarkoleptic.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

i would like to apologize in advance to all the europeans who will be drafted in the war against donald trump's nazi america.

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snarkoleptic.bsky.social @snarkoleptic.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

i would like to announce that i have decided to run. not for office or exercise but like, screaming into the woods never to be seen again.

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snarkoleptic.bsky.social @snarkoleptic.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

next time i'm coming back with less autism and more nepotism

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snarkoleptic.bsky.social @snarkoleptic.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

kill 2 children and you're a monster, kill 200 chlldren and you're defending democracy, kill 20,000 children and *crickets*

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snarkoleptic.bsky.social @snarkoleptic.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

at this point i wonder who will return first, mitch mcconnell or jesus

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snarkoleptic.bsky.social @snarkoleptic.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

bullets work when ballots don't i just hope it doesn't come to that

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snarkoleptic.bsky.social @snarkoleptic.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Breaking: atheists declare armageddon violates 1st amendment

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snarkoleptic.bsky.social @snarkoleptic.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

if you want to know what's wrong with american voters, they'll spend $2.50 on a 1 dollar coin because it has his stupid mugshot on it

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snarkoleptic.bsky.social @snarkoleptic.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

hey, quick question, is it a good sign when you actively root for your government to be tied up in impeachment proceedings for the next 2 years instead of whatever the hell they're doing now?

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snarkoleptic.bsky.social @snarkoleptic.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

the only ethical consumption under capitalism is potato.

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snarkoleptic.bsky.social @snarkoleptic.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

humans are such an unserious species. the seas are boiling and all the snow is melting but that can wait, i need to focus ALL my attention on meaningless squiggles on paper

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snarkoleptic.bsky.social @snarkoleptic.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

vote blue if it makes you feel better but don't expect great things from the people who didn't stop putting kids in cages and didn't shut down guantanamo.

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snarkoleptic.bsky.social @snarkoleptic.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

the american government is so pro-pedo that i am half-expecting the federal age of consent to drop to 13 to "help combat the low birthrate epidemic"

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snarkoleptic.bsky.social @snarkoleptic.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

the fake outrage from christian conservatives about trans "men" in women's sports when they don't even care about the women in women's sports.

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snarkoleptic.bsky.social @snarkoleptic.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

if nothing else the trump "presidency" has shown all the holes and loopholes in the gov't that must be fixed. this is the first real stress test of checks and balances and hopefully it holds.

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snarkoleptic.bsky.social @snarkoleptic.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

wondering how many of these rich assholes were homeschooled by nannies and never went to kindergarten and missed the lesson about sharing

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snarkoleptic.bsky.social @snarkoleptic.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

pro-lifers should be called what they actually are, pro-pregnancy. they don't care about babies, only fetuses.

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snarkoleptic.bsky.social @snarkoleptic.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

who's dick do i have to suck to suck some dick around here?

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snarkoleptic.bsky.social @snarkoleptic.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

the civil war never ended, it just became a cold war.

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snarkoleptic.bsky.social @snarkoleptic.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

conservatives in america baffle me. they'll hoot n holler about drag shows that can be easily avoided then turn around and vote for a pedo, rapist, sex trafficker to be president 3 times in a row...

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snarkoleptic.bsky.social @snarkoleptic.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

the deaths of Dolly Parton and Tim Curry are for sure a bummer but it could be worse. It could've been someone you had an actual relationship with and not just a parasocial one.

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snarkoleptic.bsky.social @snarkoleptic.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

MAGA is just nostalgia bait for racists

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snarkoleptic.bsky.social @snarkoleptic.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

it's not even bread and circuses. it's one of those travelling carnivals except all the rides are broken, all the staff are drunk and there are shards of glass in the corndogs.

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snarkoleptic.bsky.social @snarkoleptic.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

remember, billionaires are a drain on the economy and cost way more tax revenue than social programs that also help stimulate the economy.

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snarkoleptic.bsky.social @snarkoleptic.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

1 week late to my birthday party carrot cake for breakfast. nomnom

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