count asscrackula🫀 @snakeater.bsky.social · 25/05/2025who knew that sitting on the front lawn with some people you barely know could fix you 010
count asscrackula🫀 @snakeater.bsky.social · 25/05/2025was the only coworker invited to my old coworkers friends meetup. this is what it feels like to win. 130
count asscrackula🫀 @snakeater.bsky.social · 20/05/2025i hate this fucking job i wish these good people didnt work here in my department they deserve better 120
count asscrackula🫀 @snakeater.bsky.social · 25/04/2025living in the middle of nowhere for the first time in my life sucks major ass where the hell am i going to get cheese cloth 030
count asscrackula🫀 @snakeater.bsky.social · 20/03/2025bro im not working here forever be for fucking real for a second. this is not a career. 010
count asscrackula🫀 @snakeater.bsky.social · 20/03/2025boss: where do you see yourself in 5 years? me: as an electrician boss: YOURE LEAVING US???? 120
count asscrackula🫀 @snakeater.bsky.social · 04/03/2025now my girlfriends boss? im genuinely still looking for a professional catfishing woman to ruin his still new marriage. hes 28 years old it cant be too hard. hit my dms if youre interested. 010
count asscrackula🫀 @snakeater.bsky.social · 04/03/2025i feel like im living in an alternate dimension because i really like both of my bosses a lot and theyre both genuinely helpful and good people 110
count asscrackula🫀 @snakeater.bsky.social · 02/03/2025no matter where i move ill always have a little piece of home with ms 020
count asscrackula🫀 @snakeater.bsky.social · 27/02/2025people at this new job ive made genuine lasting relationships with: 1. the head of a whole department, second in command in the company: because my girlfriend reminds him of his daughter. 2. principal scientists/chemists/people with 3 phds: because we all play pokemon go during work 120
count asscrackula🫀 @snakeater.bsky.social · 18/02/2025did i ask for a day off for the monhun wilds release? oh i sure did 110
count asscrackula🫀 @snakeater.bsky.social · 10/02/2025bro we are in the pharma industry, the company can afford it 010
count asscrackula🫀 @snakeater.bsky.social · 10/02/2025boss: we need new rolling toolboxes. stainless steel only! NO paint! and they HAVE to lock automatically, hold all our machine parts, and they cannot let two drawers open at once. me: got it boss: a $6500 toolbox link?!?! me:media.tenor.coma man is making a funny face in the dark and saying `` uh ... yeah '' .ALT: a man is making a funny face in the dark and saying `` uh ... yeah '' . 120
count asscrackula🫀 @snakeater.bsky.social · 05/02/2025wore a gigan shirt today, wearing a ghidorah shirt tomorrow. for thursday? well itll probably be biolante. 130
count asscrackula🫀 @snakeater.bsky.social · 04/02/2025i miss the south so much....3 ft of snow on the ground here.....to hell with this place 000
count asscrackula🫀 @snakeater.bsky.social · 04/02/2025BRO ITS COLD AS FUCK FUCK LIVING IN THE NORTH 100
count asscrackula🫀 @snakeater.bsky.social · 24/01/2025can i pay someone to catfish a dude? i gotta ruin this guys life 020
count asscrackula🫀 @snakeater.bsky.social · 21/01/2025after weeks of him being lost, i finally got shadow. my shaylaaaaa 000
count asscrackula🫀 @snakeater.bsky.social · 10/01/2025im REALLY scared of getting norovirus because my gf and i only have one bathroom in our place... 010
count asscrackula🫀 @snakeater.bsky.social · 09/01/2025karma got its kiss for me...missed out on the journey together boxes today 100
count asscrackula🫀 @snakeater.bsky.social · 04/01/2025media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie with the words it 's peam below himALT: a man in a suit and tie with the words it 's peam below him 010
count asscrackula🫀 @snakeater.bsky.social · 04/01/2025my gf: nobody would be on my "hear me out" cake. i never got crushes. especially on fictional characters. not once. me: glados my gf: ok TRUE 020
count asscrackula🫀 @snakeater.bsky.social · 03/01/2025hes my little pookie has been for like 20 years im so glad hes back in style 010
count asscrackula🫀 @snakeater.bsky.social · 03/01/2025all the girlies on tiktok would skin me alive if they knew i snagged one of the shadow build a bear plushies before they sold out forever 170
count asscrackula🫀 @snakeater.bsky.social · 30/12/2024department lead with a masters degree in biochemistry at my job: paper isnt biodegradable 110
count asscrackula🫀 @snakeater.bsky.social · 29/12/2024gf and i colabed on a sonic and shadow pic she drew shadow, i drew sonic 130
count asscrackula🫀 @snakeater.bsky.social · 28/12/20242nd watch?media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie with the words it 's peam below himALT: a man in a suit and tie with the words it 's peam below him 000
count asscrackula🫀 @snakeater.bsky.social · 27/12/2024was going to go see nosferatu but i hate horny movies so instead im going to see sonic 3 again tomorrow 120
count asscrackula🫀 @snakeater.bsky.social · 01/12/2024real butch moment: didnt even use shears to cut my own hair. used kobalt scissors. 030
count asscrackula🫀 @snakeater.bsky.social · 28/11/2024gf and i just watched the two sonic movies back to back 030
count asscrackula🫀 @snakeater.bsky.social · 27/11/2024me, who worked in a vet clinic for 10 years, hearing my coworkers spread cat misinformation to each other 040
count asscrackula🫀 @snakeater.bsky.social · 25/11/2024the eclipse cannon, ark, maria, the BLUE FLOWER FIELD FROM DARK BEGINNINGS, chaos control.....oh baby this movie looks good 000
count asscrackula🫀 @snakeater.bsky.social · 12/11/2024first and only time ill ask this: MEN PLEASE RESPOND BELOW!!! my coworkers love magic the gathering i know nothing about it please help me connect with them thru any knowledge you have 100
count asscrackula🫀 @snakeater.bsky.social · 11/11/2024i have only seen art/posts about two of the veilguard guys and nobody else its cracking me up things never change 020
count asscrackula🫀 @snakeater.bsky.social · 11/11/2024dragon age fans stop being male-centric challenge level: impossible 130
