count asscrackula🫀 @snakeater.bsky.social · 25/05/2025was the only coworker invited to my old coworkers friends meetup. this is what it feels like to win. 130
count asscrackula🫀 @snakeater.bsky.social · 20/05/2025i hate this fucking job i wish these good people didnt work here in my department they deserve better 120
count asscrackula🫀 @snakeater.bsky.social · 25/04/2025living in the middle of nowhere for the first time in my life sucks major ass where the hell am i going to get cheese cloth 030
count asscrackula🫀 @snakeater.bsky.social · 20/03/2025boss: where do you see yourself in 5 years? me: as an electrician boss: YOURE LEAVING US???? 120
count asscrackula🫀 @snakeater.bsky.social · 04/03/2025i feel like im living in an alternate dimension because i really like both of my bosses a lot and theyre both genuinely helpful and good people 110
count asscrackula🫀 @snakeater.bsky.social · 02/03/2025no matter where i move ill always have a little piece of home with ms 020
count asscrackula🫀 @snakeater.bsky.social · 27/02/2025people at this new job ive made genuine lasting relationships with: 1. the head of a whole department, second in command in the company: because my girlfriend reminds him of his daughter. 2. principal scientists/chemists/people with 3 phds: because we all play pokemon go during work 120
count asscrackula🫀 @snakeater.bsky.social · 18/02/2025did i ask for a day off for the monhun wilds release? oh i sure did 110
count asscrackula🫀 @snakeater.bsky.social · 10/02/2025boss: we need new rolling toolboxes. stainless steel only! NO paint! and they HAVE to lock automatically, hold all our machine parts, and they cannot let two drawers open at once. me: got it boss: a $6500 toolbox link?!?! me:media.tenor.coma man is making a funny face in the dark and saying `` uh ... yeah '' .ALT: a man is making a funny face in the dark and saying `` uh ... yeah '' . 120
count asscrackula🫀 @snakeater.bsky.social · 05/02/2025wore a gigan shirt today, wearing a ghidorah shirt tomorrow. for thursday? well itll probably be biolante. 130
count asscrackula🫀 @snakeater.bsky.social · 04/02/2025BRO ITS COLD AS FUCK FUCK LIVING IN THE NORTH 100
count asscrackula🫀 @snakeater.bsky.social · 24/01/2025can i pay someone to catfish a dude? i gotta ruin this guys life 020
count asscrackula🫀 @snakeater.bsky.social · 10/01/2025im REALLY scared of getting norovirus because my gf and i only have one bathroom in our place... 010
count asscrackula🫀 @snakeater.bsky.social · 04/01/2025my gf: nobody would be on my "hear me out" cake. i never got crushes. especially on fictional characters. not once. me: glados my gf: ok TRUE 020
count asscrackula🫀 @snakeater.bsky.social · 03/01/2025all the girlies on tiktok would skin me alive if they knew i snagged one of the shadow build a bear plushies before they sold out forever 170
count asscrackula🫀 @snakeater.bsky.social · 30/12/2024department lead with a masters degree in biochemistry at my job: paper isnt biodegradable 110
count asscrackula🫀 @snakeater.bsky.social · 29/12/2024gf and i colabed on a sonic and shadow pic she drew shadow, i drew sonic 130
count asscrackula🫀 @snakeater.bsky.social · 27/12/2024was going to go see nosferatu but i hate horny movies so instead im going to see sonic 3 again tomorrow 120
count asscrackula🫀 @snakeater.bsky.social · 01/12/2024real butch moment: didnt even use shears to cut my own hair. used kobalt scissors. 030
count asscrackula🫀 @snakeater.bsky.social · 28/11/2024gf and i just watched the two sonic movies back to back 030
count asscrackula🫀 @snakeater.bsky.social · 27/11/2024me, who worked in a vet clinic for 10 years, hearing my coworkers spread cat misinformation to each other 040
count asscrackula🫀 @snakeater.bsky.social · 12/11/2024first and only time ill ask this: MEN PLEASE RESPOND BELOW!!! my coworkers love magic the gathering i know nothing about it please help me connect with them thru any knowledge you have 100
count asscrackula🫀 @snakeater.bsky.social · 11/11/2024dragon age fans stop being male-centric challenge level: impossible 130
count asscrackula🫀 @snakeater.bsky.social · 07/11/2024Ive got a coworker who has a son whos name is Tug Garage 020
Reposted by count asscrackula🫀水杉 @shuishan.bsky.social · 05/11/2024NARUTO stuffs recently #kakuzu #kakuhida #naruto #akastuki #deidara 1298
count asscrackula🫀 @snakeater.bsky.social · 04/11/2024dads been playing fnv and went over to his friends house today. he no longer considers himself a normie 1200
count asscrackula🫀 @snakeater.bsky.social · 30/10/2024you should add me on pokemon tcg pocket #tcgp 010
count asscrackula🫀 @snakeater.bsky.social · 28/10/2024they gave us a map in the corn maze and i escaped it twice going off nothing but vibes. 040
count asscrackula🫀 @snakeater.bsky.social · 28/10/2024how do i convince my gf who doesnt gaf about sonic to watch the entire sa2 cutscene movie with me 000
Reposted by count asscrackula🫀Vinesauce Clips Bot @vinesauceclips.bsky.social · 24/10/2024Waluigi 523766
count asscrackula🫀 @snakeater.bsky.social · 24/10/2024this partys getting crazy #dante #dmc #devilmaycry #dmc3 074
count asscrackula🫀 @snakeater.bsky.social · 24/10/2024STOP ✋ If you are reading this, you've reached a Pokémon check point. You're now obligated to share your favorite Pokémon. you know who it is the big man himselfmedia.tenor.coma red and black pokemon wearing sunglasses is standing in front of a crowdALT: a red and black pokemon wearing sunglasses is standing in front of a crowd 050
count asscrackula🫀 @snakeater.bsky.social · 23/10/2024paper straw at this super authentic italian restaurant.... my nonna wouldnt do this to me 050
count asscrackula🫀 @snakeater.bsky.social · 22/10/2024even with the sonic debuff, sonadow x generations is killing it in reviews....weve never been so back gamers 130
count asscrackula🫀 @snakeater.bsky.social · 21/10/2024genuinely, read this book and your life will be a lot better, less miserable, and people will like you. many need this. 020
Reposted by count asscrackula🫀pulkamen @pulkamen.bsky.social · 27/07/2024#OneButt_OneDay Day 27 #Integra from #Hellsing 03412
Reposted by count asscrackula🫀Captain Chaos @captaincha0s76.bsky.social · 13/10/2024Revisiting a Halloween tradition of mine with some Hellsing art, this time with Sir Integra! 👓👱♀️🚬 Practiced with lighting in this one. 063
