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Jake Foster, Esq.

@snailrecords.bsky.social
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I’m here for the skeets. Snailrecords.bandcamp.com.

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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Corporations are not people. Their money is not speech. They should not be able to buy politicians. End Citizens United.
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Jake Foster, Esq. @snailrecords.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Financial security is a human right.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Democratic socialists are still partying in New York City… 🎉 Wait — *checks notes* — sorry this is Colorado. Apologies! We got confused since we were told this only happens in NYC 😬 @melatkirosco.bsky.social www.instagram.com/reel/DaO9NqR...
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Alexandros 🇨🇦 @alexandros2112.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Those who have a problem that #Rush has a female drummer can fuck off. Anika is amazing and I can’t wait to see her live in Toronto #Rush #FiftySomething #Canada 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
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Jake Foster, Esq. @snailrecords.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Todos quieren ser originales, pero todos son igual originales.
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🏵️ ☾ɾყ⳽tаℓ 🏵️ @crys134.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Happy #TransDayOfVisibility to all my Trans followers. 🏳️‍⚧️ You are a huge part of our LGBTQ+ community, and you are loved! 💕 #TransRightsAreHumanRights
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Jake Foster, Esq. @snailrecords.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Here’s a bird I found at work. Wasn’t scared of me at all! #bird #birds #animals
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Jake Foster, Esq. @snailrecords.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Let’s go Wings!!! Hella fun game! #hockey #nhl #redwings #predators
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Jake Foster, Esq. @snailrecords.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
#valentinesday #valentine #lovestinks
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Jake Foster, Esq. @snailrecords.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Just FYI, the entire Bioshock trilogy is $9.99 on PlayStation store right now. #gaming #gamer #videogames #bioshock
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Jake Foster, Esq. @snailrecords.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Hot take: AJ isn’t done. His last match will be in TNA. #wrestlesky
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Jake Foster, Esq. @snailrecords.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Quiero morir.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
ALEX JEFFREY PRETTI. Gone, but never forgotten... #RIP_Alex 💔
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Jake Foster, Esq. @snailrecords.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
We had to put our sweet Bentley down yesterday. This was us right before. 17 years old. Such a good boy. Bye, bye Boo Boo. 😢 #dog #poodle #RIP
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Valerie 💖 @sevenohthree.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
I’m old enough to remember when new albums dropped on Tuesday’s and it was amazing.
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Ursa BAOW @ursaminos.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
An actual Deathmatch
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 23/12/2025
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
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Jake Foster, Esq. @snailrecords.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Another Hall of Famer (and great announcer) out of a 1984 Topps wax pack, Don Sutton. #baseball #mlb #baseballcard
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
oh they gave me a blue check now I can say how I REALLY feel!!! trans rights free Palestine housing is a human right universal health care for all six hour day for eight hours pay mandatory minimum wage raises that track to rent & cost of living protect the oceans & the rivers and bring back Jujubes
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Wickets Giroux @rigamarock.bsky.social · 10/08/2024
what’s that word (i assume it’s german) for the feeling when you hear a modern song you recognize as “good” but the version of yourself who could have meaningfully connected with it no longer exists and it can only bounce around in the ossified resonance chambers of your psyche. i think it starts wi
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Revy but spoopy @catgirlfingies.quest · 22/11/2025
Adhd is annoying af I try to play game i wanna play. My brain is screaming saying to not play it, but i wanna. Brain gets distracted again. And i just feel so drained doing nothing now. Even though i wanna be doing something
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
icymi in 1937 Leadbelly wrote the couplet "Home of the brave, land of the free / don't wanna be mistreated by no bourgeoisie"
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Jake Foster, Esq. @snailrecords.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Pulled a couple of Hall of Famers from a 1984 Topps pack. And yes, I did eat the gum lol! #baseball #baseballcards #mlb
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Jake Foster, Esq. @snailrecords.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Clay Higgens is a pedophile. #epsteinfiles
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Jake Foster, Esq. @snailrecords.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
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Jake Foster, Esq. @snailrecords.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Excuse me, sir. WHAT is your name?!? #baseball #mlb
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Dad Jokes @dadsaysjokes.com · 10/11/2025
I’m developing a new fragrance for introverts. It’s called, “Leave me the fuh cologne.”
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Jake Foster, Esq. @snailrecords.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
This really hasn’t gotten enough attention this week. @wired.com #ICE www.wired.com/story/fbi-wa...
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Jake Foster, Esq. @snailrecords.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
I would kill to have good executive function. #adhd #depression #mentalillness #mentalhealth
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Jake Foster, Esq. @snailrecords.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
AFI. Nashville, 10.18.2925 #afi #punk #goth #music
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Jake Foster, Esq. @snailrecords.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
What does one have to do to get followers on here? lol
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Jake Foster, Esq. @snailrecords.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Fuck the Dodgers #baseball
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Jake Foster, Esq. @snailrecords.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
I feel like working nights makes it impossible to enjoy anything. Like, I wanna go out to a bar or something and socialize, but like, it’s morning for me. Nobody wants to go out in the morning. #nightshift
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Jake Foster, Esq. @snailrecords.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Why am I getting so many thirst traps from gay men? Like, I support LGBT rights, but I ain’t trynna see dudes in their underwear lol
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Jake Foster, Esq. @snailrecords.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Taylor Swift literally endorsed Kamala in 2024. You think a fucking nazi would have done that? You think a nazi would have donated money to the NAACP? If you do, then you get a 10 in mental gymnastics.
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Crazy TV Lenny’s free 10-speed @bsfromwis.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
To your point… www.linkedin.com/pulse/my-tho...
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My thoughts on the dismantling of USAID
(apologies in advance if these thoughts are a bit unstructured. tapping this out on a short flight to San Fran) USAID has officially been dismantled.
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Jake Foster, Esq. @snailrecords.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Do NOT forget this, and DON’T let it happen here!!! #holocaust
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Jake Foster, Esq. @snailrecords.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Listening to vinyl makes me a more well-rounded music listener.
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Jake Foster, Esq. @snailrecords.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
What even is Yoko Ono?
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Jake Foster, Esq. @snailrecords.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
I’ll jump on him like a cricket with magnetic pincers.
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Jake Foster, Esq. @snailrecords.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
“If You Tolerate This, Your Children Will Be Next” by the Manic Street Preachers is one of the greatest songs ever written. It just is.
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Jake Foster, Esq. @snailrecords.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Happy Ali Larter Appreciation Day! #alilarter #january21
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Jake Foster, Esq. @snailrecords.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Welp, it happened :( #tiktok #tiktokban
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Jake Foster, Esq. @snailrecords.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
RIP Bob
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Jake Foster, Esq. @snailrecords.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Bring back Hipstamatic!!
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Jake Foster, Esq. @snailrecords.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Oxford comma or no? I vote aye.
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Jake Foster, Esq. @snailrecords.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
I’m blocking every politician and political opponent and filtering out any words commonly used in political discourse I’m trying to keep this as apolitical as possible. I got threads for all that BS.
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Jake Foster, Esq. @snailrecords.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Aww skeet skeet mah fucka. Aww skeet skeet got damn.
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