The Poastess with the Mostess @smurfeemcgee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Dressmaker players: have you heard of feetlegal.com? 1115
Reposted by The Poastess with the MostessHeather Flowers (500FF DEMO OUT NOW) @hthrflwrs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026the purpose of a movie is not to tell a story. the purpose of a movie is to show you something that blasts your tits clean off. sometimes that involves a story but not always 49626
The Poastess with the Mostess @smurfeemcgee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026step 1. get on the 38 most influential posters list step 2. post something so crazy I get banned immediately step 3. try to pick up some weirdos at the bar by telling them about this step 4. go to a new bar step 5. come back using a vpn and a new account step 6. repeat 000
Reposted by The Poastess with the Mostessjulie muncy @julie.radiantarray.io · 29/09/2026i've been saying, one path forward for the mid-budget games industry is just... going and making expansions to popular old games. there's a market here. bring back the era of outsourced expansion packs. i'm so serious. 1649791
The Poastess with the Mostess @smurfeemcgee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026youtu.be/hn-JsBboh2gyoutu.beWe're opening for Ed Sheeran!YouTube video by astrogoblin 000
The Poastess with the Mostess @smurfeemcgee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Hey this is one of the greatest mashup albums of all time fyi 120
Reposted by The Poastess with the MostessHex Maniac Alice @ UUSmp 25/156 @haurchy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026 8778755208
Reposted by The Poastess with the MostessJeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 25/09/2026Tim & Eric is better than all 100 of those other shows. 1649457
The Poastess with the Mostess @smurfeemcgee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Twin Peaks is 47 and Hannibal isn’t even on there. Fuck off 231
The Poastess with the Mostess @smurfeemcgee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Gaia online? Not really since the hormones Girla online haha I’m just playin’ 010
The Poastess with the Mostess @smurfeemcgee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026It’s my birthday so you know what that means: I need money for bourbon and anime 120
The Poastess with the Mostess @smurfeemcgee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026If somebody makes something like this for 4K discs, with no interent connection, I will pay any price 020
The Poastess with the Mostess @smurfeemcgee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Our first stream has already paid off youtu.be/DHytoS8lKoQ?...youtu.beDry Kill Logic - Riot At The Bat RackYouTube video by misterbigalow 021
The Poastess with the Mostess @smurfeemcgee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026most of the characters in Kingdom Hearts are tulpas full of aleppo pepper which is why they act Like That 010
The Poastess with the Mostess @smurfeemcgee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The bestie and I have come up with a silly idea that will almost certainly be more work than we bargained for. 000
Reposted by The Poastess with the Mostessbdonp @bdonp.bsky.social · 07/03/2026this can't keep happening... 1278134
The Poastess with the Mostess @smurfeemcgee.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I didn’t break the pasta, chat 001
Reposted by The Poastess with the MostessLizzy (attack regardless of target) @icecreamjones.bsky.social · 12/09/2026its BlizzCon, you know what that means bdsmovement.net/news/boycott...bdsmovement.netBoycott Microsoft's XboxMicrosoft is perhaps the most complicit tech company in Israel’s illegal occupation, apartheid regime and ongoing genocide against 2.3 million Palestinians in Gaza – which is why Microsoft is a now pr... 0212176
Reposted by The Poastess with the MostessAftermath @aftermath.site · 09/09/2026Aftermath is a website that only exists because of paid reader subscriptions, so if you enjoy the work we do please consider supporting us directly. We have big plans! Your support can help us get there! aftermath.site/aftermath-subs... 118152
Reposted by The Poastess with the Mostessmuch like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 11/09/2026asking the doctor how many years its been since Ted Cruz liked incest porn in 9/11 034972
The Poastess with the Mostess @smurfeemcgee.bsky.social · 11/09/2026GOD BLESS youtu.be/Fc4nySYiPysyoutu.begm_bigcity 9/11 FOOTWERK TAKIN' OVER (WAYNERADIOTV)YouTube video by wayneradiotv ON DEMAND 110
Reposted by The Poastess with the MostessAsh Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Hi, yes hello. Would you like to play a game featuring Wolverine that's more than just Fine as most of today's reviews suggest? HAVE I GOT THE GAME FOR YOU! www.theverge.com/23490255/mar...theverge.comMarvel’s Midnight Suns is an unexpected triumph of tactics and friendshipUnfortunately, you can’t romance anybody. 34558133
The Poastess with the Mostess @smurfeemcgee.bsky.social · 10/09/2026It’s a shame that I still have to see that guy’s face and hear his name even though the useless dipshit is dead. 010
The Poastess with the Mostess @smurfeemcgee.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I don’t know what any of the extra buttons on my mouse do and frankly that’s none of my business 000
The Poastess with the Mostess @smurfeemcgee.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I need Capcom to stop porting monster hunter and instead start porting Exoprimal to the Switch 2 010
The Poastess with the Mostess @smurfeemcgee.bsky.social · 09/09/2026This direct could have mostly been a montage 110
The Poastess with the Mostess @smurfeemcgee.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Thank god the Switch 2 will get a real Metroid game 000
The Poastess with the Mostess @smurfeemcgee.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Dang be wary of all kinds of spoilers I guess 000
The Poastess with the Mostess @smurfeemcgee.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I assumed this had been the case since I read an email about it in Assassin’s Creed 000
Reposted by The Poastess with the MostessUncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 08/09/2026the psycho terf groups are starting to have their eyes drift towards diy hrt resources again - so it's a good time to remember that under no circumstances in no world whatsoever for the rest of time should you talk to journalists, especially regarding anything related to diy hormones. 112406836
Reposted by The Poastess with the MostessYuri Gnu @yurignu.com · 08/09/2026loving the new look 244080861
The Poastess with the Mostess @smurfeemcgee.bsky.social · 08/09/2026At first glance I thought Link was taking a selfie 130
Reposted by The Poastess with the Mostesssebmal @mrdo.pro · 08/09/2026my miserable fucking sopping wet elf scrounging for the quarter i flipped into the mall water fountain 1340331101
The Poastess with the Mostess @smurfeemcgee.bsky.social · 08/09/2026The OoT remake not getting something more cel shade-y is disappointing and jarring lol. Humming into the ocarina is the best part they showed 100
The Poastess with the Mostess @smurfeemcgee.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I thought Labor Day was last week, in case you’re wondering how unemployed I currently am 010
The Poastess with the Mostess @smurfeemcgee.bsky.social · 06/09/2026People who cannot grasp how to properly brew coffee with a moka pot still deserve grace #smurfeesKitchenTips 030
The Poastess with the Mostess @smurfeemcgee.bsky.social · 06/09/2026creeping my way to the kitchen to have a late-night snack: 020
Reposted by The Poastess with the Mostessmothcub @mothcub.bsky.social · 17/08/2025Crucified Smurf. 14551124
Reposted by The Poastess with the Mostesscharlie davis 🌱🐽 comms open! @sproutsnout.com · 25/08/2026if you enjoy my art and are able, i need help with rent this month ($510)... you can give through my patreon monthly patreon.com/sproutsnout (i'm almost done with a digital zine for all tiers!) or a single payment through my tip jar ko-fi.com/sproutsnout thank you sorry thank you sorry 🙇♀️🙇♀️🙇♀️🙇♀️ 18476
The Poastess with the Mostess @smurfeemcgee.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Playing old baseball videogames with @alliethezone.bsky.social is simply some of the most fun I’ve ever had in my life 020
The Poastess with the Mostess @smurfeemcgee.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Me: I want to get a dock for the steamdeck so I can do some action rpg stuff and fighting games more comfortably. 5 minutes later: 010
The Poastess with the Mostess @smurfeemcgee.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I’m writing a different Scrooge movie that doesn’t suck and is a sequel instead of a prequel. After his revelations, he does a bunch of good and becomes a vampire hunter. 030
Reposted by The Poastess with the MostessDolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 31/08/2026 1882112601
Reposted by The Poastess with the MostessThe Poastess with the Mostess @smurfeemcgee.bsky.social · 26/08/2026It would be very nice if you could help my friends with their move. It’s a lot of work and expensive! 012
The Poastess with the Mostess @smurfeemcgee.bsky.social · 30/08/2026getting nostalgic about kicking a soccer ball through a window 000
Reposted by The Poastess with the MostessWithout History @withouthistoryband.bsky.social · 26/08/2026So Ink is an absolute sweetheart who has had a bit of a fucking run over the last few months. Incredibly achievable goal here to three of them safe and housed and secure and I will love you forever* if you can help (*some conditions may apply). 31224
