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@smulk.bsky.social
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I’m just here to be dumb and gay and horny to varying degrees.

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smulk @smulk.bsky.social · 13h
Salut
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smulk @smulk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s so good! 😍
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smulk @smulk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Check their social media/site for photos and 👀 for subject matter/style that matches your idea. I also like to 👀 at their coverups; those require a lot of skill and problem solving. I designed my first tattoo, too. I like it, but my tats got better the more I trusted my tattoo artist as an artist.
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smulk @smulk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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smulk @smulk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m strapping on my thigh-highs to traverse the Night of Pan
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smulk @smulk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟩🟩🟦 🟩🟪🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟪 🟪🟦🟪🟪 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦
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smulk @smulk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We wouldn’t look at pieces of shit, for starters.
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smulk @smulk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Every audience is toxic once it reaches a certain size.
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smulk @smulk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
New Jersey is the Indiana of New York
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smulk @smulk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m excited to walk in nature with a cute gentleman today ☺️
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smulk @smulk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
probably cholula hot sauce
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smulk @smulk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Or, as @fucktheory.bsky.social put it, queerness is desire for what desire can be.
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smulk @smulk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
For me, this past year has been about sexual freedom, treating the body as a site for creative potential and play.
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smulk @smulk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
And where can you find connections between them both?
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smulk @smulk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
For Mabon I like to draw a tarot card and ask “Where can I express gratitude?” I drew the 8 🗡️ reversed, which is about self-acceptance and freedom. Where can you express thanks for the parts of yourself you’ve come to embrace? For the novel ways you’ve expanded?
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smulk @smulk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ineedtostop_Pooping_so _icancallmymother.jpg
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smulk @smulk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
To let shit go, one must first have shit to give. Buddha-nature is the absence of shit upon which to act.
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smulk @smulk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
✨My 9 ✨
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smulk @smulk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Excited about love: What You Don’t Do youtu.be/0jLPpDybFy4 Grieving the one you love: So You Are Tired youtu.be/CjHG25QwYeg Being on top of the world except they stopped loving you: So What youtu.be/LIsgjuNEU5o
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smulk @smulk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
9 anime to get to know me
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smulk @smulk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is my struggle.
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smulk @smulk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟦🟪 🟪🟪🟦🟪 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 So close, yet so far
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smulk @smulk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Nature is healing 😌
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smulk @smulk.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Congrats on standing without support!
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smulk @smulk.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
🟩🟪🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟨🟦🟦 🟦🟨🟦🟦 🟪🟨🟦🟦 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪
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smulk @smulk.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
why are you reading the Washington Post
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smulk @smulk.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I’m so good at getting 3 and not understanding which are the 3! 🟪🟨🟪🟪 🟪🟩🟪🟪 🟩🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟪🟨🟪 🟪🟩🟪🟪 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟦🟨 🟨🟦🟨🟨 🟨🟦🟦🟨 🟨🟦🟦🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦
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smulk @smulk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The first track, Interplay, has scooped out space in my brain for permanent residence youtu.be/E-IvDmHAIqM
youtu.be
THE DESTRUCTION OF THE CULT OF THE SUN - INTERPLAY (LIVE SESSION)
YouTube video by The Destruction Of The Cult Of The Sun
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smulk @smulk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Yellow destroyed me 🤣 🟨🟨🟦🟨 🟨🟨🟦🟨 🟨🟦🟨🟩 🟨🟦🟨🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟩 🟪🟨🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟦 🟨🟨🟪🟨 🟨🟨🟩🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟦 🟨🟨🟦🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟪 🟪🟨🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪
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smulk @smulk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Where do I get one of those loose homosexual tank tops with a woodcut of a major arcana
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smulk @smulk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
😵‍💫 you are most blessed on this day
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smulk @smulk.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I’m glad I don’t know what you’re responding to.
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smulk @smulk.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Perennially relevant: vaspider.tumblr.com/post/6876436...
vaspider.tumblr.com
The Wizard House
Pete Buttigieg is just a faggot. It's very important to me that younger queers understand this: to the people who you're trying to be more respectable for when you say things like neopronouns set the....
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smulk @smulk.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
like a flip book of foolishness 🟪🟦🟩🟩 🟦🟩🟨🟩 🟦🟪🟩🟨 🟪🟩🟨🟨 🟦🟪🟩🟨 🟦🟪🟩🟪 🟦🟪🟩🟨 🟨🟪🟩🟨 🟦🟦🟨🟩 🟪🟪🟩🟨 🟨🟦🟩🟪 🟦🟦🟩🟨 🟪🟦🟨🟩 🟩🟨🟩🟩 🟦🟩🟨🟩 🟪🟩🟨🟩 🟨🟩🟩🟨 🟨🟩🟨🟩 🟦🟩🟨🟩 🟩🟨🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟩🟩 🟨🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟪🟦🟨 🟦🟪🟪🟨 🟨🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟪🟪🟪 🟪🟪🟪🟨 🟦🟪🟪🟪 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦
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smulk @smulk.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I’m dumbbell/bench and this is one of my leg days: RDL Squat Walking lunge Single-leg hip thrusts
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smulk @smulk.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
BUTTER HOPE BEACH
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FT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This framing implies that progressive men don’t rape or assault , and that’s just not the case. Two separate facts: - most academics are more conservative than popular discourse imagines or admits - there is a very high prevalence of sexual abuse and abuse of power in universities
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smulk @smulk.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Yeess hoonter
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smulk @smulk.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
“AI democratizes creativity.” Yes, because we’ve all seen how monetizing a thing creates equity. You turned creativity into a slot machine and have the audacity to invoke the language of social justice to defend it.
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smulk @smulk.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I am just now processing the fact that I will be non-consensually exposed to a Mumford & Sons tribute band before I turn 60.
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smulk @smulk.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Elegance is when cleverness meets simplicity.
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smulk @smulk.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The romanticism of a greasy spoon is dampened when the breakfast costs $30.
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smulk @smulk.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
It’s wild how much buying a full set of faggy little gym shorts to change into after work has helped cement my exercise habit.
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smulk @smulk.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
let’s go back to being ineffable
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smulk @smulk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Protect Cher at all costs.
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smulk @smulk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I swear to god I will transcend my mortal flesh and become an avenging asura the first time I see an AI-generated video of Dolly.
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smulk @smulk.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
😭
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smulk @smulk.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Some YouTube monitor secretly pumping grindset podcasts through my airpods while my psychic defenses are low.
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smulk @smulk.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
So “listening to my body” for sleep evidently means nodding off at 10:30pm and waking up at 4am without an alarm.
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smulk @smulk.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Perfection. Well-proportioned. Aesthetic Versatility ™.
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