smulk @smulk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I’m excited to walk in nature with a cute gentleman today ☺️ 000
smulk @smulk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026For Mabon I like to draw a tarot card and ask “Where can I express gratitude?” I drew the 8 🗡️ reversed, which is about self-acceptance and freedom. Where can you express thanks for the parts of yourself you’ve come to embrace? For the novel ways you’ve expanded? 100
smulk @smulk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026The first track, Interplay, has scooped out space in my brain for permanent residence youtu.be/E-IvDmHAIqMyoutu.beTHE DESTRUCTION OF THE CULT OF THE SUN - INTERPLAY (LIVE SESSION)YouTube video by The Destruction Of The Cult Of The Sun 000
smulk @smulk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Where do I get one of those loose homosexual tank tops with a woodcut of a major arcana 000
Reposted by smulkFT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 04/09/2026This framing implies that progressive men don’t rape or assault , and that’s just not the case. Two separate facts: - most academics are more conservative than popular discourse imagines or admits - there is a very high prevalence of sexual abuse and abuse of power in universities 293
smulk @smulk.bsky.social · 01/09/2026“AI democratizes creativity.” Yes, because we’ve all seen how monetizing a thing creates equity. You turned creativity into a slot machine and have the audacity to invoke the language of social justice to defend it. 000
smulk @smulk.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I am just now processing the fact that I will be non-consensually exposed to a Mumford & Sons tribute band before I turn 60. 000
smulk @smulk.bsky.social · 28/08/2026The romanticism of a greasy spoon is dampened when the breakfast costs $30. 000
smulk @smulk.bsky.social · 27/08/2026It’s wild how much buying a full set of faggy little gym shorts to change into after work has helped cement my exercise habit. 000
smulk @smulk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I swear to god I will transcend my mortal flesh and become an avenging asura the first time I see an AI-generated video of Dolly. 000
smulk @smulk.bsky.social · 24/08/2026So “listening to my body” for sleep evidently means nodding off at 10:30pm and waking up at 4am without an alarm. 100
smulk @smulk.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I’m realizing the difficulty of showing off leveling up your sudoku skills 🙃 000
smulk @smulk.bsky.social · 17/08/2026How many days in a row should your eyelid twitch involuntarily before you can say you’re having a Normal One? 000
smulk @smulk.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Okay so yes I do have a spiritual experience every time it rains. And what? 000
smulk @smulk.bsky.social · 31/07/2026May your dick skin keep getting caught in zippers Final Destination style. 000
smulk @smulk.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I am once again beset with the homosexual urge to be on display. 000
smulk @smulk.bsky.social · 27/07/2026In 48 hours I’m going to be submerged in so much nerdy joy at GenCon and I can’t wait. I love when people fully embrace whatever their thing is without contrivance. 000
smulk @smulk.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Maybe if I stay sprawled on my bed long enough instead of working out some handsome man will barge in and flirtatiously give me shit about it. 000
smulk @smulk.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I have been brutally betrayed by last night’s chalupa www.cnn.com/2026/07/16/h...cnn.comIceberg lettuce sold at Taco Bell linked to cyclospora outbreak | CNNShredded iceberg lettuce sold at some Taco Bell restaurants has been linked to an outbreak of cyclosporiasis in five states, the US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention and US Food and Drug Admi... 000
smulk @smulk.bsky.social · 15/07/2026There’s a certain kind of person who insists on overextending themselves with generosity. And then they either resent you for accepting their offer because you’re taking advantage of them OR they resent you for declining their offer because it means you are a monster and hate them. 210
smulk @smulk.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Sorry, I already clocked in for my shift at the be a little bitch about my body aches factory today. 000
smulk @smulk.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Two shirtless children rode by, one handing their bicycles while they carried a bow? No arrows spotted. 000
smulk @smulk.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I decided to be one of those perverts that’s waiting for the gourmet Donut Shoppe™ before it opens. 000
smulk @smulk.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I’m cold brewing coffee out of a green Menards bucket to keep my Midwest clout. 020
smulk @smulk.bsky.social · 26/06/2026The summer solstice is a great time to ask “Where am I strongest?” I drew the six of swords which is about letting go, moving on, and moving forward. Where in your life could letting go become a source of strength for you? How could leaving be an act of empowerment and not just running away? 000
smulk @smulk.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Tell me five random things that you love (not people/pets) - playing piano - a bearded iris - heavy rain - rollercoasters - german chocolate cake 000
smulk @smulk.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Columbus was great! Got to try some new ttrpgs at Origins, got a couple dads pregnant at Pride, and now I’m back home in my comfiest. 020
smulk @smulk.bsky.social · 16/06/2026sitting serene in the certainty by that this time tomorrow I will have been a moderate slut 000
smulk @smulk.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Choosing a quiet weekend before Origins + Pride in Columbus next weekend. 000
smulk @smulk.bsky.social · 08/06/2026The cottage cheese/egg wrap thing tastes good, but is ultimately just a floppy cheese omelette. 000
smulk @smulk.bsky.social · 05/06/2026No, but actually how am I simultaneously the one that was dumped, not in a relationship, yet also the emotionally stable one 3 months later 000
smulk @smulk.bsky.social · 04/06/2026sometimes the fuckboy energy radiates proudly like a sunrise sometimes the fuckboy energy accumulates slowly like a sunburn 010
