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Smplefy

@smplefy.bsky.social
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Deadhead. “That government which governs best, governs least” Don’t follow me, I’m lost. This darkness got to give.

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Smplefy @smplefy.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Layover in Jersey
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Katiestereo @katiestereo.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
All right, I think I’m pretty calm. I wanna fire Mr. Met and burn the whole fucking thing to the ground.
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Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan @london.gov.uk · 16/05/2026
One city. 9 million people. All of us Londoners. We will never be divided.
White text on a black background reads “Hate is loud.” at the top and “Love is louder.” at the bottom, with the Mayor of London logo centred between the two lines.
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Smplefy @smplefy.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Cassidy was played #dso
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Smplefy @smplefy.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Might as well #DSO #therefinery
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Smplefy @smplefy.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Turns out that a lot of things we thought were laws are actually, “wouldn’t it be nice if…”
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Smplefy @smplefy.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Cool
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Smplefy @smplefy.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
“If a Grateful Dead Set is school, Bird Song is art class” ~John Mayer
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Smplefy @smplefy.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
My cardiology NP is praying for me.
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Bill Murray's Carl Spackler: Which is nice
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Smplefy @smplefy.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Pretty good restoring furniture as recall
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All Kinds Of Nope @woozleweasels.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Ronald Reagan was shot outside the Washington Hilton in 1981, and he still returned to the same hotel for later events. He did not need a new ballroom.
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Smplefy @smplefy.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
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Smplefy @smplefy.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
In Ireland it is traditional to wash your face in the Morning Dew (my honey) on May 1. open.spotify.com/track/0shBLN...
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Morning Dew - Live at Barton Hall, Cornell University, Ithaca, NY 5/8/77
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Smplefy @smplefy.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I wonder how long it will take before companies can pay to have their products mentioned in AI outputs. “This search was brought to you by Ford and the 2028 Mustang convertible. A dealership is 3.2 miles from your present location”
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Smplefy @smplefy.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Happy final day of April. The year is about 1/3 done. Break out the Christmas decorations.
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Smplefy @smplefy.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Me: ChatGPT, make this email more professional, “This is bullshit”
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Smplefy @smplefy.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
@kootenaygirl.bsky.social You OK? www.instagram.com/reel/DXmMbol...
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pushtheimpossible on Instagram: "Check in on your Albertan friendsView all 174 comments"
Check in on your Albertan friends
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Smplefy @smplefy.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Still hard to believe that @marciaherold.bsky.social isn’t on the planet anymore
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Smplefy @smplefy.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
@adidas You can’t have Pegula and Starodbtseva in the same outfit in the finals. #charlestonopen
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Smplefy @smplefy.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
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Smplefy @smplefy.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
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Smplefy @smplefy.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
When you’ve followed someone on social media for >15 years and you know their crazy. Not that they’re crazy, just their crazy.
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Smplefy @smplefy.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
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Smplefy @smplefy.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Ireland 2-0
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Smplefy @smplefy.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Ireland winning 1-0
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Smplefy @smplefy.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Maybe the federal government could temporarily drop taxes on oil like the Irish government did?
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Smplefy @smplefy.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Oh crap. It’s Monday, not Thursday
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Smplefy @smplefy.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
If you listen carefully during the 11 you can hear the skating music from Charlie Brown Christmas
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Smplefy @smplefy.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
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Smplefy @smplefy.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
This gives me hope for the children youtu.be/bIBPWDEWYAw?...
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"St. Stephen" and More - Grahame Lesh & Friends | Unbroken Chain 2026 | Capitol Theatre | Relix
YouTube video by Relix
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Smplefy @smplefy.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Lady GC’s spanking Southern this fist quarter.
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Smplefy @smplefy.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
bsky.app/profile/smpl...
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Smplefy @smplefy.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Someone left the Cake Out in the Rain…… 🥸🤡
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Smplefy @smplefy.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
So much better than getting angina pectoris.
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Smplefy @smplefy.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
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Amy Sue ✌️❤️🎶⚾️🏒🏈💙 @nyyankeechick.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
@jen4man.bsky.social
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Smplefy @smplefy.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
We’ve become the country the National Enquirer always hoped we would become.
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Smplefy @smplefy.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Sucks that @marciaherold.bsky.social left us so close to St. Patrick’s Day, March Madness and the opening of baseball season.
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Smplefy @smplefy.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Waiting for the President to say, “Remember the Maine!!”
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a cartoon of homer simpson holding a card
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Smplefy @smplefy.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
OK, everyone. Couples skate. Couples skate only.
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Smplefy @smplefy.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
There are two types of people, those who know how long it takes to drive across the Florida panhandle and those who don’t.
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Smplefy @smplefy.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
That’s nice. How many were mentioned more than 10 times or at least once over successive 5 year periods?
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Smplefy @smplefy.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Huh? Who knew?
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Smplefy @smplefy.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Does anyone know where to find a digital copy of the Dead and the Neville Brothers at Giants stadium, July 10, 1989? I know it’s in disc 8 of the 14 CD set of the Giants stadium series.
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Smplefy @smplefy.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Coco Gauff looks 12 years old in that white dress #Indianwells
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Smplefy @smplefy.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Weather Report Suite was a pretty amazing piece of music for 20+ year old Bobby to write.
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Smplefy @smplefy.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
@marciaherold.bsky.social Happy birthday
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Smplefy @smplefy.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
He’s gone. Well, his flight’s been delayed, but he’s mostly gone.
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Smplefy @smplefy.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
It won’t feel scanty when it’s done by your aunty.
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Smplefy @smplefy.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Clearly you’ve never been pegged by your aunt while she talks shit about your mother.
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