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Katiestereo @katiestereo.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

All right, I think I’m pretty calm. I wanna fire Mr. Met and burn the whole fucking thing to the ground.

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Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan @london.gov.uk · 16/05/2026

One city. 9 million people. All of us Londoners. We will never be divided.

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Smplefy @smplefy.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Turns out that a lot of things we thought were laws are actually, “wouldn’t it be nice if…”

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Smplefy @smplefy.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

“If a Grateful Dead Set is school, Bird Song is art class” ~John Mayer

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All Kinds Of Nope @woozleweasels.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Ronald Reagan was shot outside the Washington Hilton in 1981, and he still returned to the same hotel for later events. He did not need a new ballroom.

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Smplefy @smplefy.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

I wonder how long it will take before companies can pay to have their products mentioned in AI outputs. “This search was brought to you by Ford and the 2028 Mustang convertible. A dealership is 3.2 miles from your present location”

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Smplefy @smplefy.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Happy final day of April. The year is about 1/3 done. Break out the Christmas decorations.

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Smplefy @smplefy.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Me: ChatGPT, make this email more professional, “This is bullshit”

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Smplefy @smplefy.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Still hard to believe that @marciaherold.bsky.social isn’t on the planet anymore

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Smplefy @smplefy.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

@adidas You can’t have Pegula and Starodbtseva in the same outfit in the finals. #charlestonopen

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Smplefy @smplefy.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

When you’ve followed someone on social media for >15 years and you know their crazy. Not that they’re crazy, just their crazy.

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Smplefy @smplefy.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

Maybe the federal government could temporarily drop taxes on oil like the Irish government did?

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Smplefy @smplefy.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

Oh crap. It’s Monday, not Thursday

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Smplefy @smplefy.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Lady GC’s spanking Southern this fist quarter.

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Smplefy @smplefy.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

We’ve become the country the National Enquirer always hoped we would become.

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Smplefy @smplefy.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Sucks that @marciaherold.bsky.social left us so close to St. Patrick’s Day, March Madness and the opening of baseball season.

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Smplefy @smplefy.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

OK, everyone. Couples skate. Couples skate only.

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Smplefy @smplefy.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

There are two types of people, those who know how long it takes to drive across the Florida panhandle and those who don’t.

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Smplefy @smplefy.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

Does anyone know where to find a digital copy of the Dead and the Neville Brothers at Giants stadium, July 10, 1989? I know it’s in disc 8 of the 14 CD set of the Giants stadium series.

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Smplefy @smplefy.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

Coco Gauff looks 12 years old in that white dress #Indianwells

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Smplefy @smplefy.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

Weather Report Suite was a pretty amazing piece of music for 20+ year old Bobby to write.

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Smplefy @smplefy.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

Been a challenge finding a good dirty chai latte in South Carolina. Placed an order in a small chain coffee shop. The barista asked me what was in it. After explaining, she said, “we call that a Chai Charger here”. I smiled and kept my NY tongue to myself and gave them a nice tip.

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Smplefy @smplefy.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

If she jokes that she has 27 different personalities, she isn’t joking. #happyvalentinesday

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Smplefy @smplefy.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

Being a parent means worrying if they got home safely in the rain even though they are nearly 30.

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Smplefy @smplefy.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

When will people realize that one can save a lot of ink by redacting in white?

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Smplefy @smplefy.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

Bad Bunny needed Spanish subtitles so we knew what he said.

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butterfly. ☭ 🇵🇸🔻🇮🇪 @gothgf.rip · 08/02/2026

small crab eating a grape (important)

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Josh Sternberg @joshsternberg.com · 09/02/2026

The joy from this half time show!! If you hate this, you have no joy, no love, no light. Also: make Puerto Rico a state!

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Smplefy @smplefy.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Just realized I am flying to Chicago during the Hockey Gold Medal game

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Smplefy @smplefy.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

Curling: A sport with really small zambonis

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Roxine King @roxineking.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

This about sums it up.

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Smplefy @smplefy.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

Curling: When the USA mixed doubles blonde lady yells “CURL! CURL! CURL”, while the guy is curling his ass off, and then gives him that side eye, I have to wonder if they are married.

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Smplefy @smplefy.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

Thinking about the term, “work wife”. Is “work husband”, a thing as well or do we only apply the term to women? Are such terms demeaning or disrespectful to the actual spouse who has a work person elevated to some sort of an equal status?

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Smplefy @smplefy.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

The Muppet Show is back on Disney+

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