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Abraham A Grossbooks

@smoothitron.bsky.social
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Abraham A Grossbooks @smoothitron.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Timely Chubby Checker reference.
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Abraham A Grossbooks @smoothitron.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
University of Texas El P***
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Abraham A Grossbooks @smoothitron.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"They're already dead" ass penalty
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Abraham A Grossbooks @smoothitron.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
lol
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Abraham A Grossbooks @smoothitron.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Is Mateer's helmet on loose explicitly to draw penalties or just because?
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Abraham A Grossbooks @smoothitron.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I'm retroactively very mad at the ancient student body of my school. Look what we could have had at Ball State had they had the courage.
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Abraham A Grossbooks @smoothitron.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Why Are You Booing Me Im Right
ALT: Why Are You Booing Me Im Right
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Abraham A Grossbooks @smoothitron.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I have heard from some VERY convinced-sounding posters that the B1G intervened to give Michigan another <5٪ chance at a hail mary. Presumably the refs were going to continue adding seconds indefinitely until they pulled it off.
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Abraham A Grossbooks @smoothitron.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
For all you fun folks that are sad that a bunch of Michigan fans aren't sad right now: I turned the game off because it was bumming my household out, following the gamecast, saw it tick to final at 12-7 WMU, and just found out what all happened 10 seconds ago. So I was sad for quite a while there.
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Abraham A Grossbooks @smoothitron.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
wtf is a "physical intangible"
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Abraham A Grossbooks @smoothitron.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Can't wear the banana peels and expect not to be slippery
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Abraham A Grossbooks @smoothitron.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
These are easily my favorite fellows in banana suits.
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Abraham A Grossbooks @smoothitron.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Best forklift game of all time
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Abraham A Grossbooks @smoothitron.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I'll dispense with my typical irony to take a moment to enjoy the fact that these posts you've been making on the subject legitimately reminded me that Bill Simmons even exists. If I've been disconnected from that part of existence then I must be doing something right.
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Abraham A Grossbooks @smoothitron.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
youtu.be/sSBjMyeWrsA?...
youtu.be
I Wanna Take You for a Ride *FULL SONG!* from Marvel vs Capcom 2 - ft. Lawrence (The 8-Bit Big Band)
YouTube video by The 8-Bit Big Band
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Abraham A Grossbooks @smoothitron.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
How many drinks to try "The Time Warp"?
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Abraham A Grossbooks @smoothitron.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Abraham A Grossbooks @smoothitron.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
youtu.be/g2CZGOsMqTs?...
youtu.be
Hannibal's Thoughtful Side
YouTube video by Everdraed
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Abraham A Grossbooks @smoothitron.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
What's your favorite Bible verse? Wrong answers only.
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Abraham A Grossbooks @smoothitron.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Uhh I saw this movie on TV a ton in the 90s and they definitely were "The Stinky Beatles". I loved Meat Loaf's famous one-liner: "They Stink!"
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Abraham A Grossbooks @smoothitron.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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Abraham A Grossbooks @smoothitron.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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Abraham A Grossbooks @smoothitron.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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Abraham A Grossbooks @smoothitron.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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Abraham A Grossbooks @smoothitron.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Goddamn were already at 30 of them? Vin Diesel is a machine.
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Abraham A Grossbooks @smoothitron.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
@vj-inkoming.bsky.social They're printing the Miku commander deck to demand instead of peddling directly to scalpers and you're the only person I know to celebrate with 🎉🎉🎉
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Abraham A Grossbooks @smoothitron.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Is this Universes Beyond
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Abraham A Grossbooks @smoothitron.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Spoken like someone who hasn't read the FULL notice of allegations, amendments, university responses, and the manifesto.
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Abraham A Grossbooks @smoothitron.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Complete BS. No way you took a set off such a specimen.
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Abraham A Grossbooks @smoothitron.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
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John Cena
ALT: John Cena
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Abraham A Grossbooks @smoothitron.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Unfortunately, after consulting with VAR, Joel Miller was offside when he found the marble.
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Abraham A Grossbooks @smoothitron.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
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Abraham A Grossbooks @smoothitron.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Struck out swinging
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Abraham A Grossbooks @smoothitron.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
It also tastes bad and has a miserable texture
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Abraham A Grossbooks @smoothitron.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Indian is not in the top 10 Asian cuisines
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Abraham A Grossbooks @smoothitron.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
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Smug Smug Face
ALT: Smug Smug Face
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Abraham A Grossbooks @smoothitron.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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Abraham A Grossbooks @smoothitron.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Oi! Throwa da pizza on da barbie!
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Abraham A Grossbooks @smoothitron.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Beat this
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Abraham A Grossbooks @smoothitron.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Ronaldo has a whole-ass elbow in his neck
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Abraham A Grossbooks @smoothitron.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
*heavy sigh*
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Abraham A Grossbooks @smoothitron.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I made the murderwolf gif in GIMP, so by extension a baby could have done it.
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Abraham A Grossbooks @smoothitron.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
JAPAN 4
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Abraham A Grossbooks @smoothitron.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Yep, but very few of my favorites unfortunately (Pterattack, Kreludan Mining Corp, Yooyuball, Time Tunnel) and the ones that are here are REALLY ungracefully ported (Doubloon Disaster's controls make it close to unplayable). But hey, Ice Cream Machine was pretty good!
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Abraham A Grossbooks @smoothitron.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I loved and played the living shit out of Neopets and was always going to buy this out of obligation, but holy shit it is absolutely terrible.
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Abraham A Grossbooks @smoothitron.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
His name is spelled how unfunny people pronounce "Champagne"
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Abraham A Grossbooks @smoothitron.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
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Abraham A Grossbooks @smoothitron.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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Abraham A Grossbooks @smoothitron.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Silent Hilf
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