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Abraham A Grossbooks

@smoothitron.bsky.social
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Abraham A Grossbooks @smoothitron.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Timely Chubby Checker reference.
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Abraham A Grossbooks @smoothitron.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"They're already dead" ass penalty
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Abraham A Grossbooks @smoothitron.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
lol
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Abraham A Grossbooks @smoothitron.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Is Mateer's helmet on loose explicitly to draw penalties or just because?
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Abraham A Grossbooks @smoothitron.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I'm retroactively very mad at the ancient student body of my school. Look what we could have had at Ball State had they had the courage.
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Abraham A Grossbooks @smoothitron.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
For all you fun folks that are sad that a bunch of Michigan fans aren't sad right now: I turned the game off because it was bumming my household out, following the gamecast, saw it tick to final at 12-7 WMU, and just found out what all happened 10 seconds ago. So I was sad for quite a while there.
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Abraham A Grossbooks @smoothitron.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
wtf is a "physical intangible"
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Abraham A Grossbooks @smoothitron.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Can't wear the banana peels and expect not to be slippery
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Abraham A Grossbooks @smoothitron.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
What's your favorite Bible verse? Wrong answers only.
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Abraham A Grossbooks @smoothitron.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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Abraham A Grossbooks @smoothitron.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
@vj-inkoming.bsky.social They're printing the Miku commander deck to demand instead of peddling directly to scalpers and you're the only person I know to celebrate with 🎉🎉🎉
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Abraham A Grossbooks @smoothitron.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Ronaldo has a whole-ass elbow in his neck
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Abraham A Grossbooks @smoothitron.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Good morning to everyone except the left backboard.
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Abraham A Grossbooks @smoothitron.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Whichever way this goes I'll never forget that possession as long as I live
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Abraham A Grossbooks @smoothitron.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
@vj-inkoming.bsky.social are these those little fuckers you had to import?
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Abraham A Grossbooks @smoothitron.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Can't believe Scottie Pippen betrayed RC Cola for Mr. Pibb
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Abraham A Grossbooks @smoothitron.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
We have a Lammy/Rammy situation at PG in Miami vs. Mizzou
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Abraham A Grossbooks @smoothitron.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
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Abraham A Grossbooks @smoothitron.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
28? 😡
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Abraham A Grossbooks @smoothitron.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
This doesn't look like any fun at all lol
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Abraham A Grossbooks @smoothitron.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
If they double them up they should get Gonzaga's money too.
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Abraham A Grossbooks @smoothitron.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Playing like it's $20 a ball
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Abraham A Grossbooks @smoothitron.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
"Left open... for a reason" Casual brutality
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Abraham A Grossbooks @smoothitron.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Wow, every other team is going to hate all of that
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Abraham A Grossbooks @smoothitron.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Hope UMass Lowell has a couple good team counselors
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Abraham A Grossbooks @smoothitron.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Pooh-poohing sports radio discourse immediately prior to goading a guy to call out their Morning-Zoo goofball nickname is the cognitive dissonance I crave. mgoblog.com/content/mgop...
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MGoPodcast 17.9: Call From Garage Mahal
I'm just gonna come in with a big cartoon mallet and see what happens. I'm just gonna pick it up and go BONK.
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Abraham A Grossbooks @smoothitron.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
I'm not drinking anything "crispy"
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Abraham A Grossbooks @smoothitron.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
"Things Happened" did a looot of work in that little segment.
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Abraham A Grossbooks @smoothitron.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
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two men are sitting at desks in a classroom giving each other high fives
ALT: two men are sitting at desks in a classroom giving each other high fives
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Abraham A Grossbooks @smoothitron.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
When you skip class all semester then finally follow up on what "academic probation" means.
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Abraham A Grossbooks @smoothitron.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Good shit, eh, Jedd?
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Abraham A Grossbooks @smoothitron.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
wtf is a venable
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Abraham A Grossbooks @smoothitron.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Today with @slmandel.bsky.social
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Abraham A Grossbooks @smoothitron.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Complete dogshit calls in their favor really energize this Thunder team.
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Abraham A Grossbooks @smoothitron.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Brad Davison would be proud
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Abraham A Grossbooks @smoothitron.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Whapper
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Abraham A Grossbooks @smoothitron.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
My daughter asked me if she and her brother are going to inherit my pins. I said I'm not going to have them buried with me lol.
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Abraham A Grossbooks @smoothitron.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Tharts
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Abraham A Grossbooks @smoothitron.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Lol Brunson is such an unapologetic pos
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Abraham A Grossbooks @smoothitron.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
I want to go back in time to immediately after "Do the Right Thing" came out and tell Spike Lee that he will eventually be known as "One of the old fuckers in the old fuckers credit card commercial" in my household
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Abraham A Grossbooks @smoothitron.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
I think it's beyond question that being down to the 15 seed at the first TV timeout is FAR more embarrassing than barely skating by the 12.
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Abraham A Grossbooks @smoothitron.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Is it weird they talked to the Creighton player at halftime? I thought the broadcasters limited their harassment to the coaches during the actual game.
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Abraham A Grossbooks @smoothitron.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
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a cartoon fish with its mouth open and the words flops around written below it
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Abraham A Grossbooks @smoothitron.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Right in the B1Gs
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Abraham A Grossbooks @smoothitron.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
I wish I was the level of weirdo to have gone in person to a Wednesday night 1st round B1G tourney game in Indianapolis between the NJ team and the LA team.
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Abraham A Grossbooks @smoothitron.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Oh yeah this is the good shit
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Abraham A Grossbooks @smoothitron.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Will be fun to see Michigan on both sides of the "Key Wins and Worst Losses" tournament resume graphics.
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Abraham A Grossbooks @smoothitron.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
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Abraham A Grossbooks @smoothitron.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Improvements for Jeopardy - D. Doubles can be anywhere to stop sweaty minmaxers from ruining the game by hunting them - No intros, the most insufferable 90 seconds on tv - If a contestant talks beyond selecting categories and answering, -$1000. If they crack a joke, DQ - Bring 5 game win limit back
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