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april (villainous lesbian)

@smokestack.mom
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lots of smut microfiction. coworkers enter at their own risk. DM’s are open. lesbian, mom, she/her, 21 years HRT 🏳️‍⚧️, estradiol superfan. pfp by @furboz.

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april (villainous lesbian) @smokestack.mom · 8h
thank you for continuing to post these in epub format!
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april (villainous lesbian) @smokestack.mom · 8h
i didn’t know you played soccer too! what position do you play?
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april (villainous lesbian) @smokestack.mom · 8h
videodrome fucked me up real bad the first time that i saw it.
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april (villainous lesbian) @smokestack.mom · 15/10/2026
Default on has _always_ been the pattern, except during testing phases. Most users never look in or touch the settings and so if it was default off then 90% of new features would never get turned on. (remote control, like this, being the rare exception. not sure why it’s on by default.)
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april (villainous lesbian) @smokestack.mom · 14/10/2026
are you sure? i was under the impression that you read only the most highbrow classic literature.
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april (villainous lesbian) @smokestack.mom · 14/10/2026
Prices have been coming down? Aside from a few specific cities pricing have been coming down across the nation recently.
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april (villainous lesbian) @smokestack.mom · 14/10/2026
all that said, i still think we should all use celsius because that’s what everyone else uses and we’re just being annoying dickheads by not doing so.
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april (villainous lesbian) @smokestack.mom · 14/10/2026
speaking as someone who has used celsius for everything for years, i still personally think fahrenheit is more usable. not just because 0 is really fucking cold and 100 is really fucking hot, but any system that requires half degrees for granularity on my house thermostats is annoying.
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april (villainous lesbian) @smokestack.mom · 12/10/2026
so much writing to do! no rest for the wicked it seems!
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april (villainous lesbian) @smokestack.mom · 12/10/2026
omg this was SO FUN
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april (villainous lesbian) @smokestack.mom · 11/10/2026
this game came on after the vikings game and i feel pretty confident that i’ve never seen a dumber ending to a football game in my life.
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april (villainous lesbian) @smokestack.mom · 11/10/2026
Is it possible that we’ve got cause and effect mixed up here? Maybe it’s tits than have been making sweaters look good all along.
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april (villainous lesbian) @smokestack.mom · 11/10/2026
if you think finding the clitoris is hard, you should try finding the tiny ass button to turn off your vibrator after you’ve come.
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april (villainous lesbian) @smokestack.mom · 11/10/2026
as a multi-decade long goalkeeper in soccer and hockey, i need to know more about this goalie force fem.
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april (villainous lesbian) @smokestack.mom · 09/10/2026
glad to see that your empathy extends to color schemes. but yes i am so tired of electronics with pastel pinks so pale they could be white and i’m so tired of rose gold. stop trying to pretend everything has to appeal to everyone. i just bought these. give me an iphone this color, you cowards.
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april (villainous lesbian) @smokestack.mom · 04/10/2026
unwanted?
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april (villainous lesbian) @smokestack.mom · 04/10/2026
definitely my favorite way to play Commander, as long as the group doesn’t get salty about politics.
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april (villainous lesbian) @smokestack.mom · 02/10/2026
we are so lucky to have a treasure like you in this world
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april (villainous lesbian) @smokestack.mom · 30/09/2026
i love writing the siblings soooooo much, they are the best.
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april (villainous lesbian) @smokestack.mom · 29/09/2026
this game is so fucking good, i’m glad it’s become a big hit
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april (villainous lesbian) @smokestack.mom · 29/09/2026
i love how delicate and beautiful and distinctive that you style has become over the last decade. every piece is beautiful and always recognizably you.
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april (villainous lesbian) @smokestack.mom · 26/09/2026
woodworking is so fucking good, there is a character in it so much like me that it makes me ache.
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april (villainous lesbian) @smokestack.mom · 19/09/2026
one of my all-time favorite tweets
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april (villainous lesbian) @smokestack.mom · 16/09/2026
imagine the police trying to handcuff your slime girlfriend 👀
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april (villainous lesbian) @smokestack.mom · 16/09/2026
happy april-traveling-for-work-and-so-therefore-having-access-to-hotel-mirrors day, for all who celebrate (and also please ignore my pile of dirty laundry on the bed, lol)
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april (villainous lesbian) @smokestack.mom · 16/09/2026
or beginning you to pay for premium, over and over and over again
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april (villainous lesbian) @smokestack.mom · 14/09/2026
when i went on estrogen i basically stopped having any stink to my sweat for fifteen years or so. thankfully it’s back now that im in my forties.
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april (villainous lesbian) @smokestack.mom · 13/09/2026
i guess i’m not sure why this means anything. women are causally sexist all the time, people are racist about their own race, i can’t think of any in-group that isn’t like that. in-group self-deprecation doesn’t mean that it’s not wrong for those outside the group to say the same.
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april (villainous lesbian) @smokestack.mom · 11/09/2026
SIX i meant SIX omg autocorrect
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april (villainous lesbian) @smokestack.mom · 11/09/2026
got it in three although if i had been thinking i probably should have guessed this initially. maybe not thematic to not get it in sex.
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april (villainous lesbian) @smokestack.mom · 09/09/2026
poor people have privilege over billionaires because they don’t have to worry about being kidnapped 😔
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april (villainous lesbian) @smokestack.mom · 08/09/2026
the one with princess zelda in the crown braids is downright gorgeous
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april (villainous lesbian) @smokestack.mom · 07/09/2026
from 2022, so it’s a bit dated. i would love a new survey source if there is one.
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april (villainous lesbian) @smokestack.mom · 07/09/2026
as of the last big USA survey, it’s about 20% unemployment and roughly twice that for underemployment.
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april (villainous lesbian) @smokestack.mom · 06/09/2026
not at all a surprise, my career took off after grinding away at my appearance, working on my voice, and then quitting my job and going stealth from there. still am, 15 years later. it sucks that this is how society is, expecting you to fit inside a box, with such high costs if you don’t.
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april (villainous lesbian) @smokestack.mom · 06/09/2026
Camp Miasma was so fucking good, my favorite movie so far this year.
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april (villainous lesbian) @smokestack.mom · 03/09/2026
with two decades of women’s sports under my belt (roller derby, soccer, rugby, hockey, and various martial arts), my vote would be for hockey. followed closely by rugby. but there could definitely be one out there i haven’t played.
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april (villainous lesbian) @smokestack.mom · 02/09/2026
AI is trained on human writing, so it’s no surprise that our own writing would sometimes come out reading like it. i have a lot of authors stop writing in their usual way because it’s too semantically correct and so people will think it’s AI.
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april (villainous lesbian) @smokestack.mom · 01/09/2026
my wife has the neo in the same color and it looks sooooo good
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april (villainous lesbian) @smokestack.mom · 01/09/2026
There *are* some nice ones — I fly out of MSP and it’s exceptionally good, very bright and clean and filled with local restaurants. But each airport has a different governing authority and funding sources and so most of them are not super well run.
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april (villainous lesbian) @smokestack.mom · 31/08/2026
i try to avoid the news entirely but the amount of jokes i’ve seen at the expense of thai sex workers is fucking disgusting.
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april (villainous lesbian) @smokestack.mom · 31/08/2026
readers: i’m so tired of these stories where some “boy” shows up as a girl one day and everyone just goes along with it. they’re so unrealistic. alyson:
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april (villainous lesbian) @smokestack.mom · 31/08/2026
i love womanhood so fucking much (the book is “a language of limbs” by dylin hardcastle)
a text that reads:

i’m at the gym today. working out. and i’m reading this book, and it’s so tragic, and it’s so beautiful.

and something happens in the story and i starting sobbing sobbing, sobbing so hard.

and so i stumble to the locker room, collapse on a bench and starting sobbing some more.

moments later, a small group of women surround me. are you okay, they ask?

i’m okay, i say, stumbling over my words. it’s this book, it’s so sad.

oh. oh, they say, that’s the best sad there is. can we get you anything?

sniffling, i say yes, could i get a hug?

of course, my dear, of course you can have a hug.
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april (villainous lesbian) @smokestack.mom · 31/08/2026
Recently interviewed at a place that, once I got to the offer stage and looked through their benefits, saw that they didn’t cover gender-affirming medical procedures. Guess they didn’t have enough employees so it was too expensive or something, but employer-offered healthcare is not your friend.
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april (villainous lesbian) @smokestack.mom · 31/08/2026
looks like a perfect mandelbrot set down there
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april (villainous lesbian) @smokestack.mom · 31/08/2026
i still use those! for downstairs, admittedly, but it still counts.
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april (villainous lesbian) @smokestack.mom · 30/08/2026
my spouse wears these fucking tennis dresses that always take me like eight flips to get them right side out when i fold laundry. drive me absolutely nuts.
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april (villainous lesbian) @smokestack.mom · 29/08/2026
you are forever a delight. :)
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april (villainous lesbian) @smokestack.mom · 29/08/2026
this was the thread, if you want to be horrified: reddit.com/r/TheGirlSur...
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[Mature Content] From the TheGirlSurvivalGuide community on Reddit: Ladies, sexual strangulation (i.e) choking is dangerous. Please be careful out there.
Posted by ruthizzy - 2,202 votes and 369 comments
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april (villainous lesbian) @smokestack.mom · 29/08/2026
there was a huge thread on the girl advice subreddit yesterday about how many women are dealing with men randomly choking them without consent during sex. apparently it’s so common in het porn that they’ve internalized that that’s normal behavior? pretty fucked up.
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