april (villainous lesbian) @smokestack.mom · 20/10/2026It’s really only estradiol valerate that has this problem, it’s not really an issue with cypionate, enanthate, or undecylate. unfortunately valerate (pink in the chart) is by far the easiest to get here. i do enanthate shots (orange) once a week and this is what my levels look like. 120 2
april (villainous lesbian) @smokestack.mom · 09/10/2026glad to see that your empathy extends to color schemes. but yes i am so tired of electronics with pastel pinks so pale they could be white and i’m so tired of rose gold. stop trying to pretend everything has to appeal to everyone. i just bought these. give me an iphone this color, you cowards. 4153 15
april (villainous lesbian) @smokestack.mom · 16/09/2026happy april-traveling-for-work-and-so-therefore-having-access-to-hotel-mirrors day, for all who celebrate (and also please ignore my pile of dirty laundry on the bed, lol) 91020 102
april (villainous lesbian) @smokestack.mom · 31/08/2026i love womanhood so fucking much (the book is “a language of limbs” by dylin hardcastle) 1651 65
april (villainous lesbian) @smokestack.mom · 23/08/2026got a triathlon coming up and need people’s opinions. red swimsuit or green swimsuit? keeping in mind that i’ll have a swim cap on most of the time. 23541 54
april (villainous lesbian) @smokestack.mom · 22/08/2026i get a lot of DMs asking for more naughty pics, which is (mostly) flattering but i honestly don’t take _that_ many. that said, i did stay in a hotel recently and so here you go, enjoy your middle-aged MILF action. can even see how my new tattoo is settling in. 201662 166
april (villainous lesbian) @smokestack.mom · 07/07/2026that shit drives me crazy and i wish the option to disable it wasn't buried a billion levels deep in the Battery settings 020 2
april (villainous lesbian) @smokestack.mom · 02/07/2026have they considered calling their game DraftKings? 040 4
april (villainous lesbian) @smokestack.mom · 20/06/2026to say hi to your chickens, she says, right? 120 2
april (villainous lesbian) @smokestack.mom · 20/06/2026i have the oil painting for the OG scry card hanging on my wall 180 8
april (villainous lesbian) @smokestack.mom · 20/06/2026lots and lots of americans can’t read at a sixth grade level and scry is considered a word at grades 10+ learned helplessness aside (seriously, look it up! it’s easy!), scry _is_ a rare word, about 3% as common as its meaning 050 5
april (villainous lesbian) @smokestack.mom · 18/05/2026some trans girls on the discords said i should post what a BBL can do for one’s hips. so here’s the result. will shrink a bit from here but still feels pretty impressive. (i didn’t have a ton of body fat so it was taken from the arms, back, and abdomen) 4760 76
april (villainous lesbian) @smokestack.mom · 05/04/2026I did mine a couple years back! I can’t recommend it enough for how much it recontextualized how I saw my (trans femme) body. 7330 33
april (villainous lesbian) @smokestack.mom · 23/01/2026finished up the color half of my vulva tattoo, and i could not be more happy with it. surprised it’s such an uncommon tattoo for how cool it looks. (that said, whew did the color half hurt… owwwww) 131264 126
april (villainous lesbian) @smokestack.mom · 04/12/2025those who know me know that i write a decent amount of smut, but those who _really_ know me know that I do a LOT of editing. one of the big things i do is help publishers get fancy formatting working across ebook readers. getting this one to work on the kindle is maybe my greatest triumph yet. 91155 115
april (villainous lesbian) @smokestack.mom · 26/11/2025finally got a start on a tattoo that i’ve been wanting and also searching for a good design, for a long time should hopefully end up with some bright pink pretty flowers in a month or two. squee! 131475 147
april (villainous lesbian) @smokestack.mom · 24/09/2025cuming in my space suit as the claw chooses me 0130 13
april (villainous lesbian) @smokestack.mom · 11/09/2025learning so much about women’s fashion today 2417217 172
april (villainous lesbian) @smokestack.mom · 01/09/2025first time dressing as San since getting pink hair, but i think it kinda works for her 21461 146
april (villainous lesbian) @smokestack.mom · 31/08/2025surprised you didn’t go with the Fukurokuryuzinboku cultivar, more commonly known as the "boob cactus" 050 5
april (villainous lesbian) @smokestack.mom · 30/06/2025normal people: doing stuff, making the world a better place me: making emotes 61144 114
april (villainous lesbian) @smokestack.mom · 30/06/2025did i create a discord server with an automod rule that only allows mooing, with a single channel of #mooing? why yes, yes i did 8670 67
april (villainous lesbian) @smokestack.mom · 27/06/2025the start of two new tattoos: a strawberry and a chocolate cow 🤎🩷 71085 108
april (villainous lesbian) @smokestack.mom · 24/06/2025oh hey it's me i think i have the only "MOO" server tag on discord 090 9
april (villainous lesbian) @smokestack.mom · 20/06/2025did i just spend the last hour making a trans pride cow heart? okay yes, yes i did; but, in my defense: i wanted to 522844 228
april (villainous lesbian) @smokestack.mom · 18/06/2025saw this sign last weekend send me upstate ma 0823 82
april (villainous lesbian) @smokestack.mom · 29/05/2025good grief is the target pride selection is bleak this year. no soul whatsoever, tags with lorem ipsum. the smiley faces in particular, a real throwback to simpler time of the AIDS crisis, no marriage equality, rampant homophobia and transphobia, bullying 5594 59
april (villainous lesbian) @smokestack.mom · 14/05/2025ran out of story to write so now i’m just sending my wife stream of consciousness erotica. rip wife. 6581 58
april (villainous lesbian) @smokestack.mom · 01/05/2025lost a bunch of tree canopy around my house over the last year, and so it gets hot as heck in my office. and now to add insult to injury, my spouse is saying my outfit isn’t work appropriate?? 131462 146
april (villainous lesbian) @smokestack.mom · 19/04/2025little thing i wrote about my hypnotic girlfriend 0563 56
april (villainous lesbian) @smokestack.mom · 17/04/2025bored at work and coming up with random t-shirt designs 51018 101
april (villainous lesbian) @smokestack.mom · 15/04/2025this line from the visual novel Butterly Soup (by @briannalei.bsky.social) is absolute perfection. 1604 60