Smoke Gummies @smokegummies.bsky.social · 22hWife just left for a work trip to India for a week. My 2 kiddos are in full hurricane mode already and it’s been 20 minutes. Now accepting prayers 010
Smoke Gummies @smokegummies.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Tonight… WE TUB!static.klipy.com300: Tonight We Dine in Hell MemeALT: 300: Tonight We Dine in Hell Meme 000
Smoke Gummies @smokegummies.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Someone reached out to me today to be a Portfolio Brand Manager for a cannabis company. Fingers crossed. As fun as unemployment has been, it would be nice to get stressed out being employed again. My wife has commented how remarkably calm I’ve been since not working. Let’s get spicy again. 000
Smoke Gummies @smokegummies.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Oh my! Am I tubbing tonight and listening to Phish? 000
Smoke Gummies @smokegummies.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Cheap healthy meal prep. I made 12 jars of chia pudding. It’s chia seeds, unsweetened coconut milk, some vanilla extract, maple syrup, pinch of salt. Top with fruit of your choice (I do strawberry and blueberry). It’s super healthy and filling. 001
Smoke Gummies @smokegummies.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Now to prepare for the hot tub installation on Thursday. Wife is travelling to India for work for a week. I hope the kids will be fine on their own as I thoroughly test the new hot tub. 020
Reposted by Smoke GummiesSara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026He imposed Shania Law 14875391459
Smoke Gummies @smokegummies.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I can’t be the only one who wants to eat a fistful of mushrooms and see Oprah at the Sphere 000
Reposted by Smoke GummiesDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026holy shit lmao 982178516
Smoke Gummies @smokegummies.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Dear #JetBlue my wife and I booked our seats together, but now we are separated on the plane. Thanks for the extra leg space but neither of us have a window or a tv and are being expected to save people since we are in exit rows. That’s pretty dumb. 020
Smoke Gummies @smokegummies.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Also caught this while on the catamaran. It was pretty cute. 011
Smoke Gummies @smokegummies.bsky.social · 24/09/2026In other news I apparently lost about 8 lbs on vacation which is pretty wild. Yes I’m on ZepBound but past few weeks it was pretty stagnant not really progressing and was debating whether to up my dosage. (Also very weird for our resort to have scales in the room. Most folks don’t want to know then) 020
Smoke Gummies @smokegummies.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Flying home today. Excited to see my kiddos. Thankful for in-laws watching my little hurricanes. Love my wife, fortunate to be married to her for 10 years. Thankful for her tolerance and patience of me. Last nights sunset catamaran cruise was A++ 020
Smoke Gummies @smokegummies.bsky.social · 23/09/2026US brands changing names in other countries is wild 000
Smoke Gummies @smokegummies.bsky.social · 23/09/2026If you’re ever in Aruba, everyone always says how great the food is. Honestly it’s good but nothing crazy. It’s fresh and fine. That said last nights dinner was very good at Wilhelmina and vibes were A+ 010
Reposted by Smoke GummiesThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 22/09/2026DAVE MATTHEWS: “I said it last night, but I’ll say it again - man, I’m so tired of this fuckin’ President.” 667259185989
Smoke Gummies @smokegummies.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Sitting poolside there was a cover band playing Amy Winehouse and Coldplay and Shakira and all of that stuff…. Then they played Franklins Tower to a reggae vibe. I blame John Mayer for this 000
Smoke Gummies @smokegummies.bsky.social · 22/09/2026What a bold (and shitty) choice to do beer branding around Betty Ford 000
Reposted by Smoke Gummiesebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 19/09/2026So damn wrong on so many levels 😡 397112634561
Smoke Gummies @smokegummies.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The weather seems extremely consistent in Aruba this week. Very much looking forward to this little break. Wife and I have always done adventure and off beaten path travel. We never understood relaxing calm resort vacation life. Then we had jobs and stressful careers. 010
Reposted by Smoke GummiesTheresa McLeod @westtexascatlady.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Hilarious! 26372221531
Smoke Gummies @smokegummies.bsky.social · 18/09/20263 newer albums that I have loved over the past 3weeks: Sylvan Esso - Ow ♾️ (I think Sylvan Esso is very underrated) Amyl & The Sniffers - Truth or Consequence Live Album (slowed down stripped down versions of their songs, pretty cool) This is Lorelei - The Singer In My Band (some Alex G vibes) 000
Smoke Gummies @smokegummies.bsky.social · 18/09/2026With a soon to be 8 year old I’ve watched plenty of children’s movies and I think Lego Batman is the best and funniest. It’s non-stop funny one liners and funny innuendos that go over kids heads. Will Arnett as Batman, Michael Cera as Robin, Zach Galifinakis as Joker. Pretty goodstatic.klipy.comLego Batman: Life Doesn't Give You Seatbelts!ALT: Lego Batman: Life Doesn't Give You Seatbelts! 130
Smoke Gummies @smokegummies.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Turns out Trump wears a caterpillar on his head (video taken from Reddit, someone was asking for caterpillar identification. It’s a Megalopygidae for those curious) 000
Smoke Gummies @smokegummies.bsky.social · 17/09/202695% of all AI art looks the same. Same weird cartoony vibe and shadows. Hard to explain but when I see it I know it. Kind of surprised clearing out small ponds with simple AI requests can only make one type of trash art 95% of the time. It’s like if every company hired the same graphic designer. 000
Smoke Gummies @smokegummies.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Things you hear at kid pick up in New England: “Pehple People Eatuh” 000
Smoke Gummies @smokegummies.bsky.social · 16/09/2026May have been buzzed when I saw this but definitely thought I saw a Takis bong 110
Smoke Gummies @smokegummies.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Heading here on Sunday to celebrate 10 year wedding anniversary with my beautiful wife. First time without kids in a very very very long time (we went away for 2 nights 5 years ago but we were only 40 miles from the kids. We’re going to be in Aruba for 5 days many miles from a dirty diaper) 000
Smoke Gummies @smokegummies.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Going through this apply for job thing is pretty rough. I’ve got 2 solid leads and things in motion. Some things coming to me (as opposed to me applying). One thing I like though is realizing how many incredible companies are based in Rhode Island. 110
Smoke Gummies @smokegummies.bsky.social · 15/09/2026When I’m dead, bury me in this small graveyard in the parking lot of a local dispensary (parking and building surround graveyard) 000
Smoke Gummies @smokegummies.bsky.social · 12/09/2026From my time at Pabst I was named Employee of the Month multiple times. The winner got this belt for the month and a little financial bonus. The program went away and I left Pabst and I was the last one to win it so it’s become forever mine. It’s funny to see knockoffs sold online. 110
Smoke Gummies @smokegummies.bsky.social · 12/09/2026These are the best alternative version of a Cheez It. Not a Coors Light fan either but these beer cheese Cheez Its are the most culturally important food item since pre-sliced bread. They also taste incredible with a beer 000
Smoke Gummies @smokegummies.bsky.social · 12/09/2026My seven year old talking about an old teacher….. “I hope she has a winning lottery and loses it and is unable to ever find it.” 000
Smoke Gummies @smokegummies.bsky.social · 11/09/2026So turns out I did loosely know some of the pieces of The Odyssey I just didn’t realize it was all part of the same story (cyclops, Trojan horse, sirens). Movie was pretty sick. The 30mg of gummies and 70mm IMAX was fun too. 000
Smoke Gummies @smokegummies.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Nobody told me The Odyssey is a Marley & Me and 300 crossover story 021
