Sign in

smgurney.bsky.social

@smgurney.bsky.social
260 followers 114 following 839 posts

Theatres, gardening, naturism, yoga, karate and bootcamp. Love a good beard and a posh suit. Happily partnered with The Ginger One, who may make the odd appearance here. If your profile picture is blank or you just repost content, you may be blocked.

PostsRepliesMedia
smgurney.bsky.social @smgurney.bsky.social · 2h
Thoroughly enjoying being back in the world of Lorcan and Dara again Thank you @glennquigley.bsky.social
170
smgurney.bsky.social @smgurney.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Temperature is definitely dropping. Needed the dressing gown this morning for the first time in ages. #MCM
4440
smgurney.bsky.social @smgurney.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Morning everyone
5400
smgurney.bsky.social @smgurney.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
In Brighton with the Ginger One waiting for Alison Moyet to come on stage and do her Yazoo back catalogue.
1160
smgurney.bsky.social @smgurney.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sparring last week and knocked down my opponent. I thought he was making a meal of saying how painful it was. Turned out i fractured one of his ribs. Felt guilty but also quite impressed as it was a single, front hand punch.
1270
smgurney.bsky.social @smgurney.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Don't wanna get up #MCM
3290
smgurney.bsky.social @smgurney.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Not the sunniest of days, but still pleasant enough to sit in the garden for a while. This is October, right?
0240
smgurney.bsky.social @smgurney.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just got home yo find a wonderful delivery on my doorstep. Can't wait to start reading it. Thank you @glennquigley.bsky.social
070
smgurney.bsky.social @smgurney.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Given the number of feathers on the ground, I'm assuming something came off worse during a skirmish but no sign of any blood or a body. Spontaneous combustion? Pagan ritual?
330
smgurney.bsky.social @smgurney.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Happy hump day to all. Hope it's a good one.
3270
smgurney.bsky.social @smgurney.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
www.facebook.com/share/r/1PVv... Saw Morgan Rees on Saturday in Guildford as part of his current tour. Very funny and recommended if he's playing anywhere near you. The Ginger One almost wet himself laughing.
facebook.com
Log in or sign up to view
See posts, photos and more on Facebook.
050
smgurney.bsky.social @smgurney.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Went for the 'barely there' boxers today. #MCM
2320
smgurney.bsky.social @smgurney.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The burning question. Do we dress him up or leave him naked?
180
smgurney.bsky.social @smgurney.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I think I'll still trust my barber's judgment rather than ChatGPT
3100
smgurney.bsky.social @smgurney.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Whilst I am struggling to give any less of a fuck over the money grabbing book deal Earl Spencer clearly went for, isn't a genuine apology to Piers Morgan one of the signs of the impending apocalypse?
130
smgurney.bsky.social @smgurney.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Thought I'd try and artsy / moody #MCM
0200
smgurney.bsky.social @smgurney.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Am I the only one who was listening to the new Strictly line up saying 'who?' after almost every name?
3110
smgurney.bsky.social @smgurney.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A night of culture with the Ginger One. Don Giovani in 25 minutes.
5280
smgurney.bsky.social @smgurney.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Had a smashing time at karate last night, but the bastard last tile didn't break.
3230
smgurney.bsky.social @smgurney.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Office #MCM
1290
smgurney.bsky.social @smgurney.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
If anyone enjoys ironing shirts, all reasonable rates will be considered. It's only the work shirts I iron now and I still bloody hate it.
3310
smgurney.bsky.social @smgurney.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
In the Welly for pre, pre, pre theatre drinks with the Ginger One.
3270
smgurney.bsky.social @smgurney.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Oh joy! It's pooh on a stick time again.
360
smgurney.bsky.social @smgurney.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Had to be done.
290
smgurney.bsky.social @smgurney.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It's mayonnaise from the burger. Honestly!!
4210
smgurney.bsky.social @smgurney.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
#MCM Having to get up for work after a week off. Not happy.
1140
smgurney.bsky.social @smgurney.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
At my favourite beach - Slapton Sands.
3490
smgurney.bsky.social @smgurney.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
A very lazy and late breakfast with the Ginger One #MCM
6480
smgurney.bsky.social @smgurney.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
A little bit late, but I think Tim Curry would have approved.
040
smgurney.bsky.social @smgurney.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Happy hump day everyone. Have a wonderful day.
2290
smgurney.bsky.social @smgurney.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Note to self. If you set the coffee machine to make a coffee, make sure you place the cup under the outlet before walking off to do something else, letting it spill hot coffee all over the worktop and onto the floor. Bugger.
3120
smgurney.bsky.social @smgurney.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Why does the weekend always disappear so quickly? #MCM
3250
smgurney.bsky.social @smgurney.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Unusual nuisance call just received; 'Can I speak to the lady of the house?' "Er, no" 'Bye' Genuinely intrigued as to where they were going with that one.
380
smgurney.bsky.social @smgurney.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
At the risk of enraging some people on this platform, it made me chuckle.
170
smgurney.bsky.social @smgurney.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Time for a coffee break. Anyone fancy a cup?
6500
smgurney.bsky.social @smgurney.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Good morning all Hotel #MCM
1400
smgurney.bsky.social @smgurney.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
In the area for work so dropped in to say hello to @openswimmer7.bsky.social . A few wonderful hours of catching up, cake and coffee, plus a wander round his garden for plant ideas. 🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗
3652
smgurney.bsky.social @smgurney.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Little shit next door has just kicked another football over the fence. Over the last 3 weeks that now makes 4. I'm waiting for him to come round, apologise and politely ask for them back, given i was throwing them back for months before with not even a thank you. Does that make me a bad person?
6100
smgurney.bsky.social @smgurney.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
It's medicinal to get over the trauma of the eclipse.
3200
smgurney.bsky.social @smgurney.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Current views in Guildford.
1130
smgurney.bsky.social @smgurney.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Ready and waiting for the eclipse. Got proper glasses too and happy that they work.
0210
smgurney.bsky.social @smgurney.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Forgot how bad the traffic round Croydon and South Norwood can be. Added to that, half hour delay on the M25 on the way back. Feels like I've been in the car all day.
060
smgurney.bsky.social @smgurney.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Today's Teams meetings have been in my Donald Duck outfit.
2230
smgurney.bsky.social @smgurney.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I shall be wearing pink to make them..........
2190
smgurney.bsky.social @smgurney.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
A touch optimistic in Sutton High Street today, but kudos for trying.
130
smgurney.bsky.social @smgurney.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Wishing it was still the weekend. Guess I've got to get up for work. Damn. #MCM
2230
smgurney.bsky.social @smgurney.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Still very warm in the garden.
2150
smgurney.bsky.social @smgurney.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Feeling too old and done in for these Saturday morning bootcamp sessions in this heat. Thank God it's over.
2180
smgurney.bsky.social @smgurney.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Finishing off the day with a large rum and coke...or two. Bliss.
1150
smgurney.bsky.social @smgurney.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Good morning world.... ....well, Guildford #MCM
2340