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Chrys smetzler @smets81.bsky.social · 23h

Well since your not a red head you can't take it and it has a used car smell.

Chrys smetzler @smets81.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Didn't captain sisko give you specific orders to stop cosplaying as ghostrider. Now I know It's the spooky month but you don't need to scare the entire station by setting your self on fire.

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Chrys smetzler @smets81.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I hope to God the dems win the mid terms and throw this sack of shit out and fly him to the ICC headquarters for what he's done in Iran and Venezuela.

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Chrys smetzler @smets81.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

@annoyedobrien.bsky.social Um skynet made me look better then you undercover.

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Chrys smetzler @smets81.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This takes fighting with yourself to a whole new meaning.

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Chrys smetzler @smets81.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Oh boy this is getting weird really fast.

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Chrys smetzler @smets81.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The inquisition wants to have a word with you my friend and no its not the Spanish inquisition you should be worried about.

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Chrys smetzler @smets81.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE GOD EMPEROR!!!!!

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Chrys smetzler @smets81.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

How in the name of the prophets name is a blur jorts!!???

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Chrys smetzler @smets81.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

JESUS H CHRIST IN A DAYCARE PUT ON SOME PANTS CHIEF!!!!!

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Chrys smetzler @smets81.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Did you already forget you order a full body brazilian and garak was all to eager to give you one.

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Chrys smetzler @smets81.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Jim cornette wouldn't call russo a legend.

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Chrys smetzler @smets81.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I got a friend who loves pineapple on pizza and I keep telling her it's a crime to have on pizza and she tells me to shut it.🤣🤣

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Chrys smetzler @smets81.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Soooo that's the reason I woke up in odos holding cell and being told I was using captain sisko's head as magic 8 ball.

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Chrys smetzler @smets81.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

As long you don't try to bite me and I'll empty the water spray bottle.

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Chrys smetzler @smets81.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

You best not be laughing at me buddy boy.

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Chrys smetzler @smets81.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I think I downloaded the wrong holo-vid.

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Chrys smetzler @smets81.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Whisper "get the blow dart guns".

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Chrys smetzler @smets81.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

THATS IT I GIVE UP WITH YOU AND YOUR TOMFOOLERY!!!

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Chrys smetzler @smets81.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Great time for another visit to starfleet HR department for you. This is like what 50th time you had a subspace communication with HR? I surprised there isn't and HR officer on the station. CHIEF PUT DOWN THE FUDGE PACK AND STOP SMILING AT ME!!!!!

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Chrys smetzler @smets81.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Which one there's been 15 of them.

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Chrys smetzler @smets81.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Mine keeps making decaf raktajino.

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Chrys smetzler @smets81.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Chief mine keeps coming out with decaffeinated raktajino. Who ever came up with decaf raktajino needs to be flogged.

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Chrys smetzler @smets81.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Were you in a transporter accident cus im seeing 2 of you in my likes section?

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Chrys smetzler @smets81.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Isn't she cosplaying a human character called nurse ratchet?

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Chrys smetzler @smets81.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

@annoyedobrien.bsky.social Going to need to ask captain sisko to go to bajor and use the orb of time to save dolly parton,hayden panettiere,Tim curry and last Optimus prime Peter cullen.

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Chrys smetzler @smets81.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

This is north korean levels of insanity since you got nick adams that Australian trump boot licker and his fan fiction books he writes about trump being an alpha male and the greatest president of all time. To his deranged blonde haired groupie that sings his praises.

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Chrys smetzler @smets81.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Son of a bitch i was wondering what happen to the mcgriddles at my work went to.

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Chrys smetzler @smets81.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Don't make me call you the forbidden words buddy boy.

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Chrys smetzler @smets81.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Who me or our weird chief engineer?

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Chrys smetzler @smets81.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Oh boy HR is going to have another field day again.

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Chrys smetzler @smets81.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Yea her tits are bit bigger then yours so she really hated when one of them got pressed.

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Chrys smetzler @smets81.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Ok smart ass SECTION 10 PARAGRAPH 4 UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES WILL A STARFLEET OFFICER WILL PRETEND DODGEBALL IS RACKETBALL! The manual has a picture of you in your racketball outfit for some odd reason.

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Chrys smetzler @smets81.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Chapter 6 of the starfeet crew manual section 9 paragraph 3 states no crew members can vanquish another under no circumstances.

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Chrys smetzler @smets81.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Had friend go in for operation today after finding a lump in one of her breast and i joked when she got her mammogram that she likes it rough but not that rough.🤣🤣

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