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StinkyBlahaj

@smellyblahaj.bsky.social
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Class: Bard Race: Blue Shark Skills: Speech, Sneak, Crafting Sign: Asparagus

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StinkyBlahaj @smellyblahaj.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Drinking gluten free (but not plastic free) water right now.
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StinkyBlahaj @smellyblahaj.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
A woman called me a hot mess and I’m still thinking about that flirt/compliment 15 years later.
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StinkyBlahaj @smellyblahaj.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Had a code blue on me AT the hospital waiting room. Call that one off my bucket list.
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StinkyBlahaj @smellyblahaj.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
flathaj. shark. fish.
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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Two screenshots from the TV show Wonder Woman (1975)
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Wonder Woman's mother, Queen Hippolyta, (Beatrice Straight) asks:
"Diana, why don't you just reason with the Nazis?"
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Wonder Woman (Lynda Carter), explains:
"Mother, there is no reasoning with Nazis."
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StinkyBlahaj @smellyblahaj.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
That feeling when you open your mouth and a little bit of seaweed floats in. 🤢
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StinkyBlahaj @smellyblahaj.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
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StinkyBlahaj @smellyblahaj.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Came across an interesting new book called The Ancestral Mirror. It blends genealogy, psychology, and AI to explore how family patterns and inherited behaviors shape our lives—and how understanding them can help us grow and break cycles. #Geneaology #AI #Psychology #FamilyHistory
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The Ancestral Mirror: How AI Reveals the Patterns That Shape Us
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StinkyBlahaj @smellyblahaj.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
There’s nothing cooler than my hoom letting me play need for speed hot pursuit 2 on a ps2 emulator and dodging explosive barrels from helicopters.
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StinkyBlahaj @smellyblahaj.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
The Indian scammer who calls me four times a day once a week begins with, “hello, this is Sarah.” I don’t think Sarah is his real name.
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StinkyBlahaj @smellyblahaj.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
The confederates were enemy combatant traitors of the United States- The daughters, who carry enemy flags should not be exempt from taxes.
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StinkyBlahaj @smellyblahaj.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I WILL FIND THE CEO OF SEX AND I WILL DELETE HIM OR HER
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StinkyBlahaj @smellyblahaj.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Is this trump guy fucking stupid
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StinkyBlahaj @smellyblahaj.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Subpoenaed isn’t a real word. Subpoenaed. SUB POE NAED Anyway I’m fucked. I just got subpoenaed.
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StinkyBlahaj @smellyblahaj.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
The absolute betrayal of learning how to type on a keyboard- staring at it for five minutes while typing- only to look up and see a pop up blocked any of my text from going through. Five year old me was pissed.
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StinkyBlahaj @smellyblahaj.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
>I get curious and look something up on my phone >fandom website. Ad breaks. Refresh. >the ad fails to load. Refresh. >auto-play ad blares out. I cancel three ads blocking view I can’t wait for the owners of the fandom hosting to go bankrupt so anyone who isn’t a complete fucking dumbass can run it
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StinkyBlahaj @smellyblahaj.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
All the soda jerkers know my name
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StinkyBlahaj @smellyblahaj.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
I’m a Scorpio we don’t believe in zodiac signs.
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StinkyBlahaj @smellyblahaj.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Three words. SNICKERS DICK VEINS
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StinkyBlahaj @smellyblahaj.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Fucking love- LOVE Japanese porn music.
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StinkyBlahaj @smellyblahaj.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
NICKI MINAJ IS THREATENING US WITH RELEASING MORE MUSIC
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StinkyBlahaj @smellyblahaj.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
I’m gonna chomp the next bigot I see
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StinkyBlahaj @smellyblahaj.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Shonk
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StinkyBlahaj @smellyblahaj.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Turn to page 43 to find the consequences of your actions
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StinkyBlahaj @smellyblahaj.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
lol why did Jimmy Wales of Wikipedia have such a shitty crash out?
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StinkyBlahaj @smellyblahaj.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
shark noises intensifies
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StinkyBlahaj @smellyblahaj.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
One of these days I’m gonna get banned from Reddit and I’m gonna say YES! IM FREE!
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StinkyBlahaj @smellyblahaj.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
I get the urgent desire to run over cones in traffic.
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StinkyBlahaj @smellyblahaj.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
I bought a ps5 to play cookie clicker
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StinkyBlahaj @smellyblahaj.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Can a shark get a bite to eat?
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StinkyBlahaj @smellyblahaj.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Something something thoughts and prayers.
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StinkyBlahaj @smellyblahaj.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
No woman no cry 🤠👍
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StinkyBlahaj @smellyblahaj.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Well fuck me. Might as well call in sick today.
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StinkyBlahaj @smellyblahaj.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Scratched my balls in bed. Fitbit told me I walked 5,000 steps today. #foryourhealth #themoreyouknow
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StinkyBlahaj @smellyblahaj.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Your blahaj demands more love.
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StinkyBlahaj @smellyblahaj.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Support your library! #ALA #libraries #anaheim
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StinkyBlahaj @smellyblahaj.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
It’s important to practice good hygiene. At least if you wanna run with my team.
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StinkyBlahaj @smellyblahaj.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
I could really punch someone in the dick for some 3D Doritos.
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StinkyBlahaj @smellyblahaj.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Ah okay I was wrong again nobody from work is a friend
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StinkyBlahaj @smellyblahaj.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
I really really really cannot express enough my displeasure with cotton balls.
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StinkyBlahaj @smellyblahaj.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
I am not an American. I am a Californian.
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StinkyBlahaj @smellyblahaj.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
No one at work is a friend Everyone is an enemy Doesn’t matter if they betray your boundaries. You can’t cross their boundaries you didn’t know existed
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StinkyBlahaj @smellyblahaj.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
I have sibling shark named smelly now
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StinkyBlahaj @smellyblahaj.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
don’t follow me follow yourself be free
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StinkyBlahaj @smellyblahaj.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Biden talking about how breathtaking fascism crept in. 😒
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StinkyBlahaj @smellyblahaj.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Just be careful with books, I knew someone who liked to read. It destroyed her entire life. Now she has a PhD.
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StinkyBlahaj @smellyblahaj.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Gonna tell my grandkids on my deathbed i shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die
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StinkyBlahaj @smellyblahaj.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
This man wants to sell me hair products.
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StinkyBlahaj @smellyblahaj.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Please ask your reference librarian where the closest toilet is. We’re lonely. #library #reference #college
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StinkyBlahaj @smellyblahaj.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
RESIST
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