StinkyBlahaj @smellyblahaj.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Drinking gluten free (but not plastic free) water right now. 000 0
StinkyBlahaj @smellyblahaj.bsky.social · 20/07/2026A woman called me a hot mess and I’m still thinking about that flirt/compliment 15 years later. 000 0
StinkyBlahaj @smellyblahaj.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Had a code blue on me AT the hospital waiting room. Call that one off my bucket list. 010 0
StinkyBlahaj @smellyblahaj.bsky.social · 10/05/2026That feeling when you open your mouth and a little bit of seaweed floats in. 🤢 030 0
StinkyBlahaj @smellyblahaj.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Came across an interesting new book called The Ancestral Mirror. It blends genealogy, psychology, and AI to explore how family patterns and inherited behaviors shape our lives—and how understanding them can help us grow and break cycles. #Geneaology #AI #Psychology #FamilyHistorya.coThe Ancestral Mirror: How AI Reveals the Patterns That Shape UsBuy The Ancestral Mirror: How AI Reveals the Patterns That Shape Us on Amazon.com ✓ FREE SHIPPING on qualified orders 000 0
StinkyBlahaj @smellyblahaj.bsky.social · 02/05/2026There’s nothing cooler than my hoom letting me play need for speed hot pursuit 2 on a ps2 emulator and dodging explosive barrels from helicopters. 030 0
StinkyBlahaj @smellyblahaj.bsky.social · 17/04/2026The Indian scammer who calls me four times a day once a week begins with, “hello, this is Sarah.” I don’t think Sarah is his real name. 010 0
StinkyBlahaj @smellyblahaj.bsky.social · 16/04/2026The confederates were enemy combatant traitors of the United States- The daughters, who carry enemy flags should not be exempt from taxes. 010 0
StinkyBlahaj @smellyblahaj.bsky.social · 11/04/2026I WILL FIND THE CEO OF SEX AND I WILL DELETE HIM OR HER 020 0
StinkyBlahaj @smellyblahaj.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Subpoenaed isn’t a real word. Subpoenaed. SUB POE NAED Anyway I’m fucked. I just got subpoenaed. 000 0
StinkyBlahaj @smellyblahaj.bsky.social · 01/03/2026The absolute betrayal of learning how to type on a keyboard- staring at it for five minutes while typing- only to look up and see a pop up blocked any of my text from going through. Five year old me was pissed. 010 0
StinkyBlahaj @smellyblahaj.bsky.social · 28/02/2026>I get curious and look something up on my phone >fandom website. Ad breaks. Refresh. >the ad fails to load. Refresh. >auto-play ad blares out. I cancel three ads blocking view I can’t wait for the owners of the fandom hosting to go bankrupt so anyone who isn’t a complete fucking dumbass can run it 020 0
StinkyBlahaj @smellyblahaj.bsky.social · 31/01/2026I’m a Scorpio we don’t believe in zodiac signs. 000 0
StinkyBlahaj @smellyblahaj.bsky.social · 20/01/2026NICKI MINAJ IS THREATENING US WITH RELEASING MORE MUSIC 021 0
StinkyBlahaj @smellyblahaj.bsky.social · 14/11/2025Turn to page 43 to find the consequences of your actions 010 0
StinkyBlahaj @smellyblahaj.bsky.social · 14/11/2025lol why did Jimmy Wales of Wikipedia have such a shitty crash out? 010 0
StinkyBlahaj @smellyblahaj.bsky.social · 03/11/2025One of these days I’m gonna get banned from Reddit and I’m gonna say YES! IM FREE! 000 0
StinkyBlahaj @smellyblahaj.bsky.social · 03/11/2025I get the urgent desire to run over cones in traffic. 010 0
StinkyBlahaj @smellyblahaj.bsky.social · 15/08/2025Well fuck me. Might as well call in sick today. 030 0
StinkyBlahaj @smellyblahaj.bsky.social · 13/08/2025Scratched my balls in bed. Fitbit told me I walked 5,000 steps today. #foryourhealth #themoreyouknow 010 0
StinkyBlahaj @smellyblahaj.bsky.social · 11/08/2025Support your library! #ALA #libraries #anaheim 020 0
StinkyBlahaj @smellyblahaj.bsky.social · 31/07/2025It’s important to practice good hygiene. At least if you wanna run with my team. 120 0
StinkyBlahaj @smellyblahaj.bsky.social · 13/07/2025I could really punch someone in the dick for some 3D Doritos. 020 0
StinkyBlahaj @smellyblahaj.bsky.social · 02/07/2025Ah okay I was wrong again nobody from work is a friend 130 0
StinkyBlahaj @smellyblahaj.bsky.social · 02/07/2025I really really really cannot express enough my displeasure with cotton balls. 010 0
StinkyBlahaj @smellyblahaj.bsky.social · 05/05/2025No one at work is a friend Everyone is an enemy Doesn’t matter if they betray your boundaries. You can’t cross their boundaries you didn’t know existed 040 0
StinkyBlahaj @smellyblahaj.bsky.social · 16/04/2025Biden talking about how breathtaking fascism crept in. 😒 110 0
StinkyBlahaj @smellyblahaj.bsky.social · 27/03/2025Just be careful with books, I knew someone who liked to read. It destroyed her entire life. Now she has a PhD. 120 0
StinkyBlahaj @smellyblahaj.bsky.social · 20/03/2025Gonna tell my grandkids on my deathbed i shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die 020 0
StinkyBlahaj @smellyblahaj.bsky.social · 14/03/2025Please ask your reference librarian where the closest toilet is. We’re lonely. #library #reference #college 020 0