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Smed is Two 🕹️🐑

@smedis2.bsky.social
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I made stupid videos and stupid video games. Any pronouns. 27. MINORS DNI red-fire.neocities.org www.youtube.com/@SmeddyTooBestChann… I post lots of bullshit context-less video game clips of ultra obscure garbage. Baa!

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Smed is Two 🕹️🐑 @smedis2.bsky.social · 7h
her: you must be fake mario from duke nuclear winter if you think we're fucking me:
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 7h
i hope i'll be a big enough bad guy one day for strong bad to notice me
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Peter Paltridge @peterpaltridge.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
What can you say? This was the definite winner they will never top. Also one of the best things I've seen at any PRGE #PRGE #PRGE2026
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Smed is Two 🕹️🐑 @smedis2.bsky.social · 9h
rednasvgm has ruined my life. every single fucking time i see any mention of the beatles i cannot help but blurt out BEATULS
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Berry 🍇 @nyamukoneko.bsky.social · 12h
now this is truly a namco museum...
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Smed is Two 🕹️🐑 @smedis2.bsky.social · 12h
was not intentionally trying to crib any specific style but it ended up sounding kind of Duke Carribean-esque. based on a chorus i've had in my brain since high school
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Smed is Two 🕹️🐑 @smedis2.bsky.social · 14h
check out my bootleg rise of the triad ass midi
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Smed is Two 🕹️🐑 @smedis2.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
discovering this sick as shit old PC shmup called Astro Assembler that has 3D flat-shaded enemy graphics mixed with sprites
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Smed is Two 🕹️🐑 @smedis2.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
this is the final boss
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Smed is Two 🕹️🐑 @smedis2.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Smed is Two 🕹️🐑 @smedis2.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
of all of the games to advertise your audio equipment with, Drowned fucking God is the very, very last thing i wouldve chosen
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Smed is Two 🕹️🐑 @smedis2.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
i had this happen a while ago with an edit i made
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Smed is Two 🕹️🐑 @smedis2.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
on this iconic "future consoles" video with 2.5M views, one of the photos shown is clearly a clone console and it drove me fucking insane
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Smed is Two 🕹️🐑 @smedis2.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
if you ever worry about breaking suspension of disbelief, remember that the criss angel tv show passed this """cliff jump""" off as a real stunt
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Smed is Two 🕹️🐑 @smedis2.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
im mainly just malding about the virtual boy emulator thats entirely just someone else's thing but some dude just janked color graphics into it and the internet is going GUH 🫪🫪🫪 at it because my hypothetical about "the guy who is shocked about Doki Doki Panic in 2026" is just real at this point
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Smed is Two 🕹️🐑 @smedis2.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
when GameHut started and Modern Vintage Gamer started doing technical deep dives i never thought THAT genre would be weaponized into content farm slop but here we are
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Smed is Two 🕹️🐑 @smedis2.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
the rise of claude has literally given us playable, runnable software equivalents of DON'T CALL POMNI AT 3 AM??? REAL NOT FAKE granted that also kind of describes those old shitty bootleg flash games but still
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Smed is Two 🕹️🐑 @smedis2.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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🎃 Out Of Context International Dubs 🎃 @outofcontxtdubs.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Show: Mega Man Language: German
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Smed is Two 🕹️🐑 @smedis2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Chris Scullion @scully1888.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Was looking at the Silent Hill Townfall concept art and my jaw dropped. Was back in my hometown tonight so I had to go and take a photo. There are many ways to mock my beloved Coatbridge, but “your home’s so miserable it was used as concept art for a Silent Hill game” is a new one for me
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Smed is Two 🕹️🐑 @smedis2.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
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princess zandra but kinda chinese @spacehunterm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Smed is Two 🕹️🐑 @smedis2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
(the obvious joke is the xbox 360)
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Smed is Two 🕹️🐑 @smedis2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Smed is Two 🕹️🐑 @smedis2.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
for a while before it dropped i called pronounced the nintendo wii "why" as a child and i will never be able to take this back and it haunts me
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Smed is Two 🕹️🐑 @smedis2.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
😗
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moth 🌈 SHOP OPEN! @gutstosis.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
legendary hero of planet gitaroo!
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Smed is Two 🕹️🐑 @smedis2.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
anyways i spent $11 less on this
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Smed is Two 🕹️🐑 @smedis2.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
strive announcer
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nda🔞 @ndasfw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
THE BURNINATOR
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buggo baby’s journey @onryo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Smed is Two 🕹️🐑 @smedis2.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
which OS9 theme are you
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ohfivepro.bsky.social @ohfivepro.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Many are saying this
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Smed is Two 🕹️🐑 @smedis2.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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a stinky ox 🐂 @stinkyox.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The flock
Six sheep awaiting bucketses
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trish @sana-kan.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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Smed is Two 🕹️🐑 @smedis2.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this device is total asswash and half of the games' hinges broke off because the plastic had been aging for presumably 2 decades and the games really ARE incomprehensible and/or tedious. i did not think it necessary to put it back in its box properly
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Smed is Two 🕹️🐑 @smedis2.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
gamers, after roughly 18 years, i can now officially confirm that i have played City Fighter. don't.
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Smed is Two 🕹️🐑 @smedis2.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this type of FPS mouse control goes so fucking hard and yet they will justifiably never implement this in any game ever again because it is also incredibly cumbersome
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Trusty! 🐍 @trustyalt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
lets rocking with mama 💕
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Smed is Two 🕹️🐑 @smedis2.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
current mood: master won liu 3d
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Smed is Two 🕹️🐑 @smedis2.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
if you ever worry about breaking suspension of disbelief, remember that the criss angel tv show passed this """cliff jump""" off as a real stunt
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Smed is Two 🕹️🐑 @smedis2.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Duke 'the Nuke' Nukem's famous quote, "Chinese Text Converter" youtu.be/HdXEdhPxNWg?
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Duke Nukem Mac textedit HD
YouTube video by SB64
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Laura Beltran (Commissions Open) @laurabeltran2001.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Hey, I know I should be staying away from here until I improve as a person but my family needs help, we barely have any money to afford any groceries and my big brother's pay is getting lower. My brother and I haven't had luck getting any jobs so please consider helping us ko-fi.com/laurabeltran
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Buy Laura Beltran a Coffee
Become a supporter of Laura Beltran today!
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Smed is Two 🕹️🐑 @smedis2.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
you got the whole squad laughing
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Smed is Two 🕹️🐑 @smedis2.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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🐴 Jam 🍂 Comms open! @wyrdlittleguy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The
Youtube shorts thumbnail of ice being dumped into an orcas mouth with the word ‘the’
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Smed is Two 🕹️🐑 @smedis2.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
okay artic international
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