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Life is a dry hand job, bring lotion!

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Smeary @smeary.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
When the fuck did Twitter start limiting the amount of tweets you can post a day? Well, that just took the fun out of live tweeting during tele shows...the only reason I ever got Twitter in the first place. Stupid! #twitter
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Smeary @smeary.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
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Smeary @smeary.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
How I spend my Summers. Raising and releasing Monarch butterflies. #savethemonarchs #entomology #ilovebugs #butterflies #catipillars #dogood #bekind
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Smeary @smeary.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
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Smeary @smeary.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
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Smeary @smeary.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Hematolagnia...anyone else? #TWD #TheWalkingDead #RickGrimes #AndrewLincoln #PrettyKitty
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Smeary @smeary.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Its been 3 days and I still can't get it out of my head! Damn you, #MathewBaynton! #horriblehistories #dickturpin www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYU-...
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Smeary @smeary.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
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Smeary @smeary.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Finally sitting down to watch the first two episodes of Season 5, the final season. #theboys #theboysonprime
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Smeary @smeary.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
And those people have the best stories to tell. #allmyfriendsaredead #iwanttolistentoyourstories #stayweird #lifestooshorttogiveafuck #letsmeetinthegraveyardatmidnight
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Smeary @smeary.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
You watched ALL of these films in the last three weeks? Why? Because I am fucking depressed, Sharron! #mentalhealth #horrormovie #horror #horrorfilm #depression
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Smeary @smeary.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
#horror #film #movie #horrorfilm #horrormovie
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Smeary @smeary.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Getting real sick and tired of watching #Trump do whatever the fuck he wants and NO ONE is actually stopping him. Get off your asses, stand up for what is right and STOP this Oompa Loompa Child Raping POS already! #EpsteinFiles #SupremeCourt #Tarrifs #SOMEONEGROWASPINE
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Smeary @smeary.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
I prefer NOT to pollute the environment, dry up the wells and slaughter the animals. I prefer people keeping their jobs and art being created by artists. I prefer humans over machines. I prefer NOT to set our world on fire. #fuckai #AI #aiart #aiartwork #savetheplanet
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Smeary @smeary.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Stay Itchy! #valentines #ValentinesDay #crotchrot
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Smeary @smeary.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
#Trump #EpsteinFiles #Epstein
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Smeary @smeary.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Oompa Loompa is a racist POS. There is NO excuse for what that man posted. The PRESIDENT of America posted THAT. What does that say about your country? Nothing good! To anyone defending that post, you can go fuck yourself with a rusty fork! #Trumpisaracist #Trump #EpsteinFiles
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Smeary @smeary.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
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Smeary @smeary.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
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Smeary @smeary.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Well, this can fuck right off!!! "THE NEVERENDING STORY is being rebooted as a new series of live-action films by Michael Ende Productions and See-Saw Films" #theneverendingstory
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Smeary @smeary.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
I see folks are starting off 2026 by being miserable, sad little cunts. Don't you get tired of being so angry all the time? I would find it exhausting.
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Smeary @smeary.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Oh my heart! #StrangerThings #StrangerThings5
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Smeary @smeary.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Xfile blankie ✅️ Snacks✅️ Drinkies ✅️ And Cats✅️ Let's Do This! #StrangerThings #StrangerThings5
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Smeary @smeary.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
#strangerthings #strangerthings5
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Smeary @smeary.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Yeah, Yeah, Happy New Year and all that crap. 😘 #happynewyear #newyear #newyearsameasshole
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Smeary @smeary.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
#StrangerThings #StrangerThings5
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Smeary @smeary.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Another Horror flick? Don't mind if I do. #horror #thewretched
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Smeary @smeary.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
That's amazing!! Congrats
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Smeary @smeary.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
This turned out to be a pretty good little series. #dracula #netflix
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Smeary @smeary.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Dustin and Steve Oh my heart can't take it! #StrangerThings5 #StrangerThings
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Smeary @smeary.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
I will be unavailable from 8pm EST till whevenever I get through the next 3 episodes of #StrangerThings. I do not want to see, read or hear one fucking spoiler. :) And if Steve fucking dies, I am going to rage! #StrangerThings5
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Smeary @smeary.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Happy Christmas, my lovely dudes and dudettes! #merrychristmas #Christmas #drinktillyoucantfeel #cheers
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Smeary @smeary.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
One of many reasons why I have not been on here...
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Smeary @smeary.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Hi!
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Smeary @smeary.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Caption This I will go first, "That's one sex tape I don't wanna watch!" #trump #Whitehouse #hasbeens #lame
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Smeary @smeary.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
9 days post op... #surgery #recovery #hashtagsareforwhores
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Smeary @smeary.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Why I havent been around much. Went in for total knee replacement surgery a few days back and have been recovering ever since. Hopefully back a bit in the following days...ish. 🤘 #surgery #recovery #fuckmylife
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Smeary @smeary.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
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Smeary @smeary.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
And I'm back!
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Smeary @smeary.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Okay, folks keep telling me that I need to watch this so, let's do this! #clowninacornfield #horror #horrormovies
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Smeary @smeary.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
#trump #charliekirk #politics
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Smeary @smeary.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
I watched the clip, what Jimmy said that got the show pulled and ofcourse, it was nothing. It was the same shit that Jimmy has been saying/doing for years. But Oompa Loompa said Jimmy was next and the bloated bastard got his way, AGAIN! #jimmykimmel #jimmykimmellive
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Smeary @smeary.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
#61 has been successfully released. Good luck little dude and or dudette. This is my 4th year of raising and releasing #MonarchButterflies. #monarchs #savethemonarchs #butterfly #butterflies #entomology #dogood #bekind #ilovebugs #nature #natureisawesome
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Smeary @smeary.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Horror Film Time! Let's Do This! #tombwatcher #horror #Netflix #horrormovie
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Smeary @smeary.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
#Thunderbolts film ✔️ #TheSandman full series ✔️ #Wednesday second half of season 2 ✔️ Hmmm, now what do I watch?
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Smeary @smeary.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Finally sitting down to watch this! #thunderbolts
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Smeary @smeary.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Just binged the second half of Wednesday and I hate to admit it, but it was really good A nice set up for Season 3 #Wednesday #WednesdayS2 #netflix
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Smeary @smeary.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Giving this series a try. #TheSandman #Netflix
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Smeary @smeary.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
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Smeary @smeary.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Horror Movie Time! #horror #horrormovie #themonkey
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