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23 wasted years | he/they | Award-winning writer, artist, philosopher and professor | I may lie sometimes | 🧌 | #OneMoreGame

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ty draws slow @tysartb00k.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
this took me two hours. PLEASE look at @homerfan1738.bsky.social 's comics, they make me very happy. #AmINima
A comic parodying Am I Nima and homerfan1738's MS Paint comics.

Nima: "hey mom i cleaned up the house and finished my erosion homework. can i play outside with my friends now?"

Annabelle: "You ungrateful child, can't you see I'm trying to fix our family? You're cooking dinner tonight whilst I continue my work."

Cut to a sad, deflated looking Nima looking at her mother, who is hunched over in a desk-chair, drooling and staring at a fossil with a comically large magnifying glass.
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Smash Ads @smashads.bsky.social · 54m
Investing in this bleet (BlueSky tweet) for when Am I Nima blows up
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Smash Ads @smashads.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Hot take I honestly think in some situations that not knowing who Stevie Wonder is is more racist that saying the hard r
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Smash Ads @smashads.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Might’ve fucked this one up, 2027 will be my year
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Smash Ads @smashads.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Erika Kirk getting tossed harder than a pancake rn
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Smash Ads @smashads.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
-being an echo chamber if possible. We’ll see tho, the bot replies on Twitter were so fucking annoying and was one of the main reasons I left.
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Smash Ads @smashads.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
If so I might as well go back to Twitter ngl maybe I haven’t given BS a proper chance but my Twitter timeline is still more curated than here plus it’s funny seeing all the borderline ridiculous shit on there. Plus I don’t want to cede ground to the right for Twitter, I want to prevent it from-
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Smash Ads @smashads.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Is BlueSky becoming ass now?
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Smash Ads @smashads.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Screenshot from Twitter/X: Original post shows a screenshot of tweet saying “this can’t be…” with a photoshopped picture of Marceline from Adventure Time with large boobs. Original post was by @vitovitodevito who says “oh!” That tweet is then quote tweeted by @KellytoyDK who says “notice how all of the marceline huge boob edits have more love put into them than the ai fat fetish chainsaw man gif I kept seeing on my timeline”
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Smash Ads @smashads.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Also he might’ve maybe possible certainly been gay for Napoleon. This has made me realise that a musical just based on Alexander I would be equally funny lmao
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Smash Ads @smashads.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Alexander himself was an interesting figure cause he was bipolar as fuck. He talked to anyone that would listen about how liberal and constitutional of a king he was and that he was for the people, while at the same time ruling like a complete autocrat and would suppress reforms given the chance.
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Smash Ads @smashads.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Everyone wanted to redraw the map as diplomatically as possible to avoid another conflict like the Napoleonic Wars and everyone was serious about it except for the Tsar of Russia (Alexander I) who appointed himself as diplomat and made unreasonable demands such as wanting to annex Poland.
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Smash Ads @smashads.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
There’s this really good video I recommend explains the Congress of Vienna if you’re into European history but the TLDR of it is that it involves a bunch of diplomats trying to rebuild Europe after Napoleon was defeated in 1814. youtu.be/QtOXq9SwarQ?...
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The Congress of Vienna (Part 1) (1814)
YouTube video by Historia Civilis
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Smash Ads @smashads.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Honestly this possibility is seeming more likely by the second
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Smash Ads @smashads.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
I’m not even joking if I had all the money in the world after giving it to charitable causes I would unironically fund an idea for a Hamilton-type musical based on the Congress of Vienna I know there’s someone out there who has like a draft script it needs to happen
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Smash Ads @smashads.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Dude…
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Smash Ads @smashads.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Yeah
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ty draws slow @tysartb00k.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
the worst team-building exercise starring @smashads.bsky.social and @akartz.bsky.social and Temps (no bluesky yet)
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Smash Ads @smashads.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
www.youtube.com/live/ZIPCptw...
youtube.com
EARLY STREAM!
YouTube video by IShowSpeed
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Smash Ads @smashads.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Y’all ever just hear some wild shit and then look towards a random wall like you’re looking to a camera in a fourth wall break moment to make an imaginary audience laugh?
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Smash Ads @smashads.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
George Carlin would be so upset over the way things in America are turning out now. In a way I’m glad that he didn’t live to see this hell.
A picture of late comedian George Carlin
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Smash Ads @smashads.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
*me observing the nuke being dropped in London signifying World War III* “Trump really doesn’t want these Epstein files released, huh?”
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Smash Ads @smashads.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Glad I hopped off the Shoe0nhead train now cause how tf can you publicly show empathy for Charlie Kirk of all people rather than innocent Palestinians or school shooting victims who Kirk constantly dehumanised? I don’t condone Charlie’s murder but do you not see the disproportionate reaction here???
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Smash Ads @smashads.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
The “nothing ever happens” chudjack throwing all his chips in the casino with text reading “NOTHING EVER HAPPENS… I’M ALL IN”
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ty draws slow @tysartb00k.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
okay i know i should be drawing and working full time hours as a waiter isn't an excuse but i have a good Mario Paint session with @akartz.bsky.social thanks for letting us play on your switch 2, @smashads.bsky.social
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Smash Ads @smashads.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
I hate tall mfs bruh like we get it you’re tall goddamn 😭😭😭
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Smash Ads @smashads.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Who tf is Trades and why am I jacking him off?
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Smash Ads @smashads.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Of course my friend
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Smash Ads @smashads.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
BREAKING: War of the Worlds has JUST passed Morbius, grossing over 80 morbillion dollars at the box office‼️‼️‼️
Ice Cube on War of the Worlds looking shockedMorbius poster. Jared Leto is half man, half morb. Just imagine morbing off to this. That’s basically how it is for people who can see this poster.
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Smash Ads @smashads.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
This shit is so ass I even tried the LeBron James method and I guess they patched it now, this shit’s so fucking useless
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ty draws slow @tysartb00k.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
a fully-coloured 2 character illustration for @littlepaisano.bsky.social starring their characters, Chorizo and Ogre! It's been an absolute pleasure, thank you for your patience! #commission #commsopen #tysartb00k
A full illustration of two characters (both owned by user littlepaisano@bsky.social) from left to right; Chorizo and Ogre, standing in a flower field surrounded by fireflies that eminateintense glows. A crumbled castle looms behind them, followed by vast mountains, with a gargantuan, sharp-nailed hand made of stone stone emerging from the top of the mountain on the far right. The moon beams down unto the land and the characters featured. Chorizo points up to the skywith her right hand and her other hand on her hip, smugly smiling and winking towards Ogre, who stands beside Chorizo, back-to-back, unimpressed. Ogre is also holding a comically-sized piece of cooked meat on bone, left with a bite-mark.
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Smash Ads @smashads.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
The Beatles were moving mad bruh 😭😭😭
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Smash Ads @smashads.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Awooga
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Lucia 🩲🦀 @luciacrabs.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
🎉 IT'S HAPPENING. 🎉 LUCIA VTUBER DEBUT. JULY 12TH, 4PM CST. 🗓️ 📹 - @/eeyyinnnn
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Smash Ads @smashads.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
People are gonna treat artists like Lil Pump and 6ix9ine in the 2030s/40s the same way we do nu metal artists today
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Smash Ads @smashads.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Oh shit
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Smash Ads @smashads.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Obie Trice, no name, no gimmicks
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Smash Ads @smashads.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
“Free Israel” Mf from who??? 😭😭😭
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Smash Ads @smashads.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Trump calling in the National Guard amid the LA ICE protests, Greta Thunberg being kidnapped by Israel, something is finally happening?!!
Picture 1: The ChudJak (Nothing Ever Happens guy) is looking at his monitor while trying to not look at the nuclear explosion happening outside his window.
Picture 2: The guy closes the curtains to pretend that this isn’t happening.
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ty draws slow @tysartb00k.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
i remembered Lapis Lazuli whilst at a friends house and i was suddenly possessed to draw this. #stevenuniverse #su_fanart #stevenuniversefanart #lapislazuli #su_lapis #fanart #tysartb00k
Sketch of Lapis Lazuli floating on the page, looking at the viewer with eyes half-open and smiling. Her right hand raised above her head with a claw-like gesture, and her left hand forming a finger-pointing gesture directed upwards at her head-level- both hands are controlling abstract rounded shapes of water above her.

Her ribbon acting as a belt around her baggy pants flows like the water she controls.

Also her baggy pants are riding considerably low around her hips haha lol stupid
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⚸ Gingersnapped 🐺🌕🎃 @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
*sniffs the air* hmmmm you say you're vegan but i smell a fine vintage of cheese in those gauges come on and share a slice, brother
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Smash Ads @smashads.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Beck mentioned
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a white cat is laying down on a couch in a room .
Alt: White cat being lifted up with their hands up like they’re waving
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ty draws slow @tysartb00k.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
sharing a lil Becky inbetween commission drawing sorry for the lack of ANYTHING, i've caught the pox 2 weeks ago but im feelin better now! #beckwholeheartedhero #tysartb00k #originalcharacter #originalart
Beck with her left fist on her hip and her right hand forming a finger pointing at herself as if to say "Who, me?".
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Smash Ads @smashads.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Penis Diddy
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Smash Ads @smashads.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Damn I’m old as hell
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ty draws slow @tysartb00k.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Beet! #beet&olyve #tysartb00k
Beet (Also known as "Carol") looking behind to the viewer with a daring, darling smirk that says "I'm tough as shit!", with her hand resting on her rear. Her trademark colours- pink and black are prominent, with a striking white in-place of her skin.
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Smash Ads @smashads.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Tomodachi bros… we won!
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